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Old 06-07-10, 08:41 PM   #1
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The DARKER side of Dan....*creepy twilight zone music*

And y'all thought he was just a quiet cyclist....

In our conversation tonight:

Dan: Took some of the blood and am drying it. Once dried, sprinkle it onto the flower beds and it works as a natural deterrent.
Me: Okay now you are freaking me out
Dan: It actually works
Me: So what did you do, squeeze him like an orange?
Dan: Cut it open and collected the blood
Me: EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Dan: Don't like doing it, but when I have pretty much no choice...And it's a waste to just throw it all out


But I promise. He's really normal. I swear. *goes to count knives*
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What blood is he sprinkling onto flower beds?
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Old 06-07-10, 08:58 PM   #3
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That's for YOU to guess.
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Bzzt! Wrong answer.
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Wrong answer. Guess again.

Hint: He killed it with a crossbow.

I'm going to bed now, so I'll check your answers in the morning. Keep guessing.
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I'm gonna guess either an oompa loompa or a rabbit.
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squirrel, rabbit, deer, coyote, or fooster....
or all the above.
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Don't say it...don't say it...c'mon Eddie don't say it....
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I would guess your trying to keep cats from poopin' n' peein' in your garden, but I can't imagine what animal Dan would kill just to use their blood! If he really did kill some poor little critter I'd keep an eye on him! You can buy blood meal ya' know!
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Hint: He killed it with a crossbow.

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His own foot?
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Hint: He killed it with a crossbow.

I'm going to bed now, so I'll check your answers in the morning. Keep guessing.
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If it were an oompa loompa, who's going to make those reese's pieces? No bunny.

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no, no, no, awwwww , hmmm....still can't find explody pup.

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Ha! I misread crossbow! I read crowbar! Hence the warning! LOL!

My geuss would be he shot a hedgehog.
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He used a cross bow, I use a compound bow.

But as you all know, my interest has shifted....Oh and btw. No bites yet from the latest two!

Had the offer for another one...they are getting pricey. Limited edition, Damascus and it's ONLY $800us.
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Dried blood is a rather poor zombie deterrent. Just sayin'.
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