And y'all thought he was just a quiet cyclist....
In our conversation tonight:
Dan: Took some of the blood and am drying it. Once dried, sprinkle it onto the flower beds and it works as a natural deterrent.
Me: Okay now you are freaking me out
Dan: It actually works
Me: So what did you do, squeeze him like an orange?
Dan: Cut it open and collected the blood
Dan: Don't like doing it, but when I have pretty much no choice...And it's a waste to just throw it all out
But I promise. He's really normal. I swear. *goes to count knives*