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    Hey guyz? Guyz? Wait up!! Siu Blue Wind's Avatar
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    The DARKER side of Dan....*creepy twilight zone music*

    And y'all thought he was just a quiet cyclist....

    In our conversation tonight:

    Dan: Took some of the blood and am drying it. Once dried, sprinkle it onto the flower beds and it works as a natural deterrent.
    Me: Okay now you are freaking me out
    Dan: It actually works
    Me: So what did you do, squeeze him like an orange?
    Dan: Cut it open and collected the blood
    Me: EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
    Dan: Don't like doing it, but when I have pretty much no choice...And it's a waste to just throw it all out


    But I promise. He's really normal. I swear. *goes to count knives*
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    What blood is he sprinkling onto flower beds?
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    Obviously, the guy's like a 12th level white wizard or something. His mere presence is a danger to mortals.

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    That's for YOU to guess.
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    Oy! What really happened to jsharr? I just realized, the man would never give up the bass.

    I love pho long time.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Siu Blue Wind View Post
    That's for YOU to guess.
    tick or mosquito.

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    Bzzt! Wrong answer.
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    blood meal.

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    Wrong answer. Guess again.

    Hint: He killed it with a crossbow.

    I'm going to bed now, so I'll check your answers in the morning. Keep guessing.
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    Bison?
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    Sociopath

    Every passing minute is another chance to turn it all around.

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    101 things to do with your boils.
    "harder" is not a very good safeword.

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    I'm gonna guess either an oompa loompa or a rabbit.
    Your turtle skirt is exposing your FUPA.

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    squirrel, rabbit, deer, coyote, or fooster....
    or all the above.

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    Don't say it...don't say it...c'mon Eddie don't say it....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bklyn
    Obviously, the guy's like a 12th level white wizard or something. His mere presence is a danger to mortals.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bklyn
    Obviously, the guy's like a 12th level white wizard or something. His mere presence is a danger to mortals.

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    I would guess your trying to keep cats from poopin' n' peein' in your garden, but I can't imagine what animal Dan would kill just to use their blood! If he really did kill some poor little critter I'd keep an eye on him! You can buy blood meal ya' know!
    You see, their morals, their code...it's a bad joke, dropped at the first sign of trouble. They're only as good as the world allows them to be. I'll show you. When the chips are down, these...These "civilized" people...they'll eat each other. See, I'm not a monster. I'm just ahead of the curve

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    Quote Originally Posted by Siu Blue Wind View Post
    Wrong answer. Guess again.

    Hint: He killed it with a crossbow.

    I'm going to bed now, so I'll check your answers in the morning. Keep guessing.
    His own foot?
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    Ski, bike and wish I was gay.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Siu Blue Wind View Post
    Wrong answer. Guess again.

    Hint: He killed it with a crossbow.

    I'm going to bed now, so I'll check your answers in the morning. Keep guessing.
    Giant zit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bigbenaugust View Post
    Bison?
    Ummm no.

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    Sociopath
    Heheheeeeee! nah

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    101 things to do with your boils.
    Hmm. Good, but no.

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    I hope it's veal.
    They stay in their crates.
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    Quote Originally Posted by crackerjab View Post
    I'm gonna guess either an oompa loompa or a rabbit.
    If it were an oompa loompa, who's going to make those reese's pieces? No bunny.

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    squirrel, rabbit, deer, coyote, or fooster....
    or all the above.
    no, no, no, awwwww , hmmm....still can't find explody pup.

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    Botto?
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    His own foot?
    Hmm.. well he DID send me his pedals...!!!

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    Giant zit.
    He's past puberty.
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    Fruit bat.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Siu Blue Wind View Post
    Wrong answer. Guess again.

    Hint: He killed it with a crossbow.

    I'm going to bed now, so I'll check your answers in the morning. Keep guessing.
    Ha! I misread crossbow! I read crowbar! Hence the warning! LOL!

    My geuss would be he shot a hedgehog.
    You see, their morals, their code...it's a bad joke, dropped at the first sign of trouble. They're only as good as the world allows them to be. I'll show you. When the chips are down, these...These "civilized" people...they'll eat each other. See, I'm not a monster. I'm just ahead of the curve

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    He used a cross bow, I use a compound bow.

    But as you all know, my interest has shifted....Oh and btw. No bites yet from the latest two!

    Had the offer for another one...they are getting pricey. Limited edition, Damascus and it's ONLY $800us.
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    Dried blood is a rather poor zombie deterrent. Just sayin'.

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    ground hog/whistle pig
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