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    Six truths

    6 TRUTHS OF LIFE...

    1. You cannot stick your tongue out and look up at the ceiling at the same time.

    2. All idiots, after reading #1 will try it.

    3. And discover #1 is a lie.

    4. You are smiling now because you are an idiot.

    5. You soon will forward this to another idiot.

    6. There is still a stupid smile on your face

    I apologize for this but I'm an idiot and I needed company.

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    #6 is NOT true.

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    I call BS.

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    damnit, I fell for it too.

    although I know of a person who has a really short tongue and he can't stick it out at all.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DataJunkie View Post
    I call BS.
    Bob Saget?

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    Britney Spears

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    I fell for it, but I knew I was a bit of an idiot for a long while now. Then my uber smart genius daughters fell for it too, which made me re-think my "idiot" status.
    You see, their morals, their code...it's a bad joke, dropped at the first sign of trouble. They're only as good as the world allows them to be. I'll show you. When the chips are down, these...These "civilized" people...they'll eat each other. See, I'm not a monster. I'm just ahead of the curve

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    I actually did not fall for it. Mostly, because I'm still trying to touch my tongue to my elbow.
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    Why is this called "Six truths" when the first one is not true?
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    I am pretty sure it is biometrically/anatomically possible to extend your tongue while facing up. That was enough for me.
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    Quote Originally Posted by mikeshoup View Post
    I actually did not fall for it. Mostly, because I'm still trying to touch my tongue to my elbow.
    never mind that trick I'm still trying to put my elbow in my ear.

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    After reading this thread, I went out and bought a slap chop.

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    Awww man, we're gonna love your nutz.
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