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crackerjab 06-15-10 01:03 PM

A better marriage
 
https://www.bettermarriageblanket.com/

Tude 06-15-10 01:40 PM

hehe - I can't imagine getting one as a gift ... would think someone thinks I have a little problem!

black_box 06-15-10 01:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tude (Post 10966954)
hehe - it won't be long before I get one as a gift ... it would only confirm my little problem!

same for me.

Tude 06-15-10 02:13 PM

Lol!

Boogs 06-15-10 02:31 PM

"Contains the same type of fabric used by the military to protect against chemical weapons"

wow.

jsharr 06-15-10 02:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by x136 (Post 10967163)
There's a giant hole in my pants, and that hole is about to be filled by a Snuggie made of Better Marriage Blanket material shaped plug.

not worth a plugged nickel'd it for you.

black_box 06-15-10 02:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by x136 (Post 10967163)
There's a giant hole in the market here, and that hole is shaped like a Snuggie made of Better Marriage Blanket material.

if you can get those with zip-off sleeves made of Sham-Wow and a custom pocket for my slap-chop, I'll take 5 of them.

RUOkie 06-15-10 02:55 PM

This thread is starting to stink.

MillCreek 06-15-10 03:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Boogs (Post 10967243)
"Contains the same type of fabric used by the military to protect against chemical weapons"

wow.

It is probably a charcoal-impregnated felt material, then.

SingingSabre 06-15-10 03:48 PM

What is this a link to? A blanket with emergency Dutch-oven ventilation? Morning wood relief holes?

*click*

Oh. Cool!

overthehillmedi 06-15-10 08:11 PM

Maybe Foo should have sent this to UA and <3 2 Ride instead of a bunch of tools.

Tude 06-15-10 08:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by x136 (Post 10967730)
Most pants have large holes in them, you know. They permit the ingress of the wearer's waist and the egress of his/her/its feet. You should look into pants! They've been invented and changed a lot since you were knee-high to a hog's ear.

You are a true visionary, in the vein of the guy who got beat up by a hooker and the bearded guy who yelled himself to death! Brilliant!


ROFL - If I ran across someone who had a hole blown out of their pants, I'd turn around and run, screw that charcoal emergency bedding, hehe!

no1mad 06-15-10 08:32 PM

Would be a waste of money in this household. Scented candles takes care of excessive methane build-up.

Allen 06-15-10 08:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by x136 (Post 10967730)
Most pants have large holes in them, you know. They permit the ingress of the wearer's waist and the egress of his/her/its feet. You should look into pants! They've been invented and changed a lot since you were knee-high to a hog's ear.

You are a true visionary, in the vein of the guy who got beat up by a hooker and the bearded guy who yelled himself to death! Brilliant!

Thanks

Zanobi 06-15-10 08:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by no1mad (Post 10968905)
Would be a waste of money in this household. Scented candles takes care of excessive methane build-up.

You burn off the excess methane in your house? Aren't you worried about an explosion?

gitarzan 06-16-10 01:53 AM

I need underwear made from that stuff.

AnthonyG 06-16-10 06:00 AM

I visited the linked site out of curiosity but I would have been happier if it hadn't trapped me with a java script forcing me to "force quit" my browser. Classic foot in the door sales technique on the internet.

:crash::crash::crash::crash:


Anthony

Shifty 06-16-10 08:45 AM

They should make bike shorts with this material in the chamois, it would make the pace line a tad more pleasant

jsharr 06-16-10 08:46 AM

You need to change the f in your name to a t when posting in here^

Shifty 06-16-10 08:50 AM

When composting here?

jsharr 06-16-10 08:53 AM

well played sir.

SonataInFSharp 06-16-10 09:24 AM

That's no fun. I love the nights when my wife insists that she doesn't fart, just to gas me out of the room 5 minutes later and blames it on the cat which isn't in the room at the time. Those can't be covered up.

pgoat 06-16-10 01:19 PM

what - no full size?

rumrunn6 06-16-10 01:38 PM

separate beds was always the answer


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