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Old 06-15-10, 01:03 PM   #1
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A better marriage

https://www.bettermarriageblanket.com/
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Old 06-15-10, 01:40 PM   #2
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hehe - I can't imagine getting one as a gift ... would think someone thinks I have a little problem!
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Old 06-15-10, 01:51 PM   #3
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hehe - it won't be long before I get one as a gift ... it would only confirm my little problem!
same for me.
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"Contains the same type of fabric used by the military to protect against chemical weapons"

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There's a giant hole in my pants, and that hole is about to be filled by a Snuggie made of Better Marriage Blanket material shaped plug.
not worth a plugged nickel'd it for you.
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Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.
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Old 06-15-10, 02:52 PM   #7
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There's a giant hole in the market here, and that hole is shaped like a Snuggie made of Better Marriage Blanket material.
if you can get those with zip-off sleeves made of Sham-Wow and a custom pocket for my slap-chop, I'll take 5 of them.
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This thread is starting to stink.
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"Contains the same type of fabric used by the military to protect against chemical weapons"

wow.
It is probably a charcoal-impregnated felt material, then.
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Old 06-15-10, 03:48 PM   #10
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What is this a link to? A blanket with emergency Dutch-oven ventilation? Morning wood relief holes?

*click*

Oh. Cool!
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Old 06-15-10, 08:11 PM   #11
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Maybe Foo should have sent this to UA and <3 2 Ride instead of a bunch of tools.
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Old 06-15-10, 08:12 PM   #12
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Most pants have large holes in them, you know. They permit the ingress of the wearer's waist and the egress of his/her/its feet. You should look into pants! They've been invented and changed a lot since you were knee-high to a hog's ear.

You are a true visionary, in the vein of the guy who got beat up by a hooker and the bearded guy who yelled himself to death! Brilliant!

ROFL - If I ran across someone who had a hole blown out of their pants, I'd turn around and run, screw that charcoal emergency bedding, hehe!
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Old 06-15-10, 08:32 PM   #13
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Would be a waste of money in this household. Scented candles takes care of excessive methane build-up.
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Old 06-15-10, 08:46 PM   #14
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Most pants have large holes in them, you know. They permit the ingress of the wearer's waist and the egress of his/her/its feet. You should look into pants! They've been invented and changed a lot since you were knee-high to a hog's ear.

You are a true visionary, in the vein of the guy who got beat up by a hooker and the bearded guy who yelled himself to death! Brilliant!
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Old 06-15-10, 08:49 PM   #15
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Would be a waste of money in this household. Scented candles takes care of excessive methane build-up.
You burn off the excess methane in your house? Aren't you worried about an explosion?
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Old 06-16-10, 01:53 AM   #16
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I need underwear made from that stuff.
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Old 06-16-10, 06:00 AM   #17
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I visited the linked site out of curiosity but I would have been happier if it hadn't trapped me with a java script forcing me to "force quit" my browser. Classic foot in the door sales technique on the internet.




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Old 06-16-10, 08:45 AM   #18
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They should make bike shorts with this material in the chamois, it would make the pace line a tad more pleasant
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Old 06-16-10, 08:46 AM   #19
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You need to change the f in your name to a t when posting in here^
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Old 06-16-10, 08:50 AM   #20
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When composting here?
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well played sir.
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Old 06-16-10, 09:24 AM   #22
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That's no fun. I love the nights when my wife insists that she doesn't fart, just to gas me out of the room 5 minutes later and blames it on the cat which isn't in the room at the time. Those can't be covered up.
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Old 06-16-10, 01:19 PM   #23
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what - no full size?
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separate beds was always the answer
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