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    WTF is that smell? crackerjab's Avatar
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    A better marriage

    Your turtle skirt is exposing your FUPA.

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    hehe - I can't imagine getting one as a gift ... would think someone thinks I have a little problem!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tude View Post
    hehe - it won't be long before I get one as a gift ... it would only confirm my little problem!
    same for me.

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    Lol!

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    "Contains the same type of fabric used by the military to protect against chemical weapons"

    wow.

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    Quote Originally Posted by x136 View Post
    There's a giant hole in my pants, and that hole is about to be filled by a Snuggie made of Better Marriage Blanket material shaped plug.
    not worth a plugged nickel'd it for you.
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    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    Quote Originally Posted by x136 View Post
    There's a giant hole in the market here, and that hole is shaped like a Snuggie made of Better Marriage Blanket material.
    if you can get those with zip-off sleeves made of Sham-Wow and a custom pocket for my slap-chop, I'll take 5 of them.

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    This thread is starting to stink.
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    Being full of crap and depositing it here consistently is really nothing to be proud of.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Boogs View Post
    "Contains the same type of fabric used by the military to protect against chemical weapons"

    wow.
    It is probably a charcoal-impregnated felt material, then.
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    What is this a link to? A blanket with emergency Dutch-oven ventilation? Morning wood relief holes?

    *click*

    Oh. Cool!
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    Maybe Foo should have sent this to UA and <3 2 Ride instead of a bunch of tools.

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    Quote Originally Posted by x136 View Post
    Most pants have large holes in them, you know. They permit the ingress of the wearer's waist and the egress of his/her/its feet. You should look into pants! They've been invented and changed a lot since you were knee-high to a hog's ear.

    You are a true visionary, in the vein of the guy who got beat up by a hooker and the bearded guy who yelled himself to death! Brilliant!

    ROFL - If I ran across someone who had a hole blown out of their pants, I'd turn around and run, screw that charcoal emergency bedding, hehe!

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    Would be a waste of money in this household. Scented candles takes care of excessive methane build-up.
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    Ride what and in what manner pleases you. Those that mind don't matter, and those that matter don't mind. srsly.
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    Quote Originally Posted by x136 View Post
    Most pants have large holes in them, you know. They permit the ingress of the wearer's waist and the egress of his/her/its feet. You should look into pants! They've been invented and changed a lot since you were knee-high to a hog's ear.

    You are a true visionary, in the vein of the guy who got beat up by a hooker and the bearded guy who yelled himself to death! Brilliant!
    Thanks

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    Quote Originally Posted by no1mad View Post
    Would be a waste of money in this household. Scented candles takes care of excessive methane build-up.
    You burn off the excess methane in your house? Aren't you worried about an explosion?

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    I need underwear made from that stuff.
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    I visited the linked site out of curiosity but I would have been happier if it hadn't trapped me with a java script forcing me to "force quit" my browser. Classic foot in the door sales technique on the internet.




    Anthony
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    They should make bike shorts with this material in the chamois, it would make the pace line a tad more pleasant
    Those voices in your head aren't real, but they have some great ideas

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    You need to change the f in your name to a t when posting in here^
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    Quote Originally Posted by colorider View Post
    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    When composting here?
    Those voices in your head aren't real, but they have some great ideas

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    You Know!? For Kids! jsharr's Avatar
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    well played sir.
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    Quote Originally Posted by colorider View Post
    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    That's no fun. I love the nights when my wife insists that she doesn't fart, just to gas me out of the room 5 minutes later and blames it on the cat which isn't in the room at the time. Those can't be covered up.

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    what - no full size?
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    People whose sig line does not include a jsharr quote annoy me.

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    separate beds was always the answer
    cycling is like baseball ~ it doesn't take much to make it interesting

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