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    The unwritten rule thread

    Crossing the parking lot spaces while making one's own shortcut revokes the right to scowl at people impeding your progress driving according to the rules.

    People with the least capability of understanding a technical explanation ask the most technical questions.

    Those with the poorest taste in music have the loudest stereos.

    Discuss.
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    The first rule of unwritten rules is ...

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    Quote Originally Posted by x136 View Post
    If it's put in this thread, it'll no longer be unwritten. Um, duh?
    You could change the thread title to "Nearly Unwritten"

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    "She, who's name must never be spoken."

    "Who?"

    "Mary Sm... Agghhhhhhh!"
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    Quote Originally Posted by x136 View Post
    If it's put in this thread, it'll no longer be unwritten. Um, duh?
    Exactly!
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    Quote Originally Posted by StupidlyBrave View Post
    The first rule of unwritten rules is ...

    never talk about the unwritten rule.
    You see, their morals, their code...it's a bad joke, dropped at the first sign of trouble. They're only as good as the world allows them to be. I'll show you. When the chips are down, these...These "civilized" people...they'll eat each other. See, I'm not a monster. I'm just ahead of the curve

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    Quote Originally Posted by ilikebikes View Post
    never talk about the unwritten rule.
    You just did.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ilikebikes View Post
    You see, their morals, their code...it's a bad joke, dropped at the first sign of trouble. They're only as good as the world allows them to be. I'll show you. When the chips are down, these...These "civilized" people...they'll eat each other. See, I'm not a monster. I'm just ahead of the curve.
    Does that come from the movie Unthinkable? about the 4 nuclear bombs supposedly hidden around the us.
    Life is about hanging onto what you think is important and finding out what really is important.
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    Quote Originally Posted by TexasGuy View Post
    Does that come from the movie Unthinkable? about the 4 nuclear bombs supposedly hidden around the us.
    By "supposedly hidden", are you trying to say you know where they are?

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    Quote Originally Posted by x136 View Post
    If it's put in this thread, it'll no longer be unwritten. Um, duh?
    You're a mod. You can fix the thread title.

    When interest in soccer in the US is reaching a peak, the Men's National Team will make stupid mistakes and lose a match it could have won.
    The search for inner peace continues...

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    Unwritten rule...
    Never get mad, throw tools, and hit inflated bike tire/wheel with heavy object... They bounce back better than you think!

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    If you have a retractable leash for your pet, and it is extended to ANY length past minimum, you automatically forfeit your right to complain about any other user of a MUP, sidewalk, trail, etc.
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    Don't mess around with Jim.
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    Would it be too much to ask if you at least flush your toilet before you call the plumber (of course this is moot if your toilet is plugged). Better yet, why don't you clean it, you know, pee stains off the rim and down the front crap crusty's off the inside.

    I would be seriously embarrassed if I had to call a plumber and my toilet wasn't spotless. You should see some of these people who show me into their bathrooms to make repairs and they make a mad dash for the lid and flush lever at the same time while I am still at the doorway.

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    If going to a doctor please make sure you have bathed within the last 48hrs. Oh, and wear underwear also. If you are bringing your teenage daughter to a doctor, make sure she is not wearing a thong.
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    replace empty toilet paper roll before you leave the bathroom

    on the same vein, never leave a copy machine empty - if you used the last of the paper, re-fill!
    As with mud, life, too, slides by.

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    If you live with other people and nobody is home then you have the opportunity to get naked and do everyday things, when caught your excuse is simply the 'naked rule'.

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    Sit at an empty bench on the bus before sitting next to someone on the same bench.
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    Don't use the urinal immediately next to someone unless the rest are in use.
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    Quote Originally Posted by skijor View Post
    If you live with other people and nobody is home then you have the opportunity to get naked and do everyday things, when caught your excuse is simply the 'naked rule'.
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    Quote Originally Posted by colorider View Post
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    Don't talk about fight club.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RUOkie View Post
    If going to a doctor please make sure you have bathed within the last 48hrs. Oh, and wear underwear also. If you are bringing your teenage daughter to a doctor, make sure she is not wearing a thong.
    Amen to that.

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    If your poop floats, you're eating too much fat.
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    Quote Originally Posted by mikeshoup View Post
    Don't use the urinal immediately next to someone unless the rest are in use.
    aka the "buffer unrinal"

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    Quote Originally Posted by skijor View Post
    aka the "buffer unrinal"
    http://drinknation.com/fun/urinaltest
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