Here are my criteria, as they apply to me:
- You manage a very large internet forum...................about bicycling
- You own a car, it gets less than 5,000 miles a year
- Any one of your bikes cost MORE than said car
- N+1? Is it really an option, or is it a mandate?
- Your closet has more cycling clothes than business suits
- You have a really wierd suntan, including a reverse raccoon tan because of your sunglasses, and your facial tan ends in the middle of your forehead at the helmet line
- If you are bald, your scalp has leopard spot tanning that matches your helmet vents
Add to the list!