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  • Schwweeeet, my dreams have all come true

    7 26.92%
  • No way Jose!

    6 23.08%
  • Okay, but turn your head and cough

    7 26.92%
  • Mom warned me about you

    11 42.31%
  • Can I touch your monkey too?

    8 30.77%
  • Beef Jerky

    9 34.62%
  • Bass

    8 30.77%
  • Quail

    7 26.92%
  • Pcad does verily rocketh!!!

    4 15.38%
  • 42

    6 23.08%
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    Touch my poll

    go ahead, touch it.

    Poll option appears to be broken, no wonder dennisa cannot post one.
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    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    Your poll is either non-existent or it's too small to see.

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    Oops, there it is. Still not going to touch it though.

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    I was able to see/use it.
    The search for inner peace continues...

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    cough.
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    I voted bass!
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    I touched all of them

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    I touched your monkey

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    People whose sig line does not include a jsharr quote annoy me.

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    I will touch it after I thoroughly disinfect it using the cleansing power of fire. lots and lots of fire.
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    I voted for beef jerky but they were all out of you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by pgoat View Post
    I touched your monkey

    You have made me feel like a little girl.

    that will be $24!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by colorider View Post
    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    Quote Originally Posted by skijor View Post
    I voted for beef jerky but they were all out of you.
    That is not a bad thing, being all out of jerked jsharr.
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    Quote Originally Posted by colorider View Post
    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    Quote Originally Posted by gnome View Post
    I will touch it after I thoroughly disinfect it using the cleansing power of fire. lots and lots of fire.
    I am sorry sir, but that amount of fire does not exist on this planet. your only safe bet would be to disinfect it with a thermonuclear device, from space.
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    Quote Originally Posted by colorider View Post
    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    I touched your poll... with the bad touch.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
    I am sorry sir, but that amount of fire does not exist on this planet. your only safe bet would be to disinfect it with a thermonuclear device, from space.
    I'm going to wash my hands anyway just to be safe.

    I'm from Chicago, and want to vote early and often like we do in all the elections around here. Why can't I do that here?

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    Beef Jerky panties...



    Something to chew on...
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    Kermit describes my feelings about this thread perfectly.

    NSFW, kids or puppets.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nt-QVT1I2Gs

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    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
    I am sorry sir, but that amount of fire does not exist on this planet. your only safe bet would be to disinfect it with a thermonuclear device, from space.
    consider it done. to make sure it is properly disinfected i will use 2 thermonuclear devices.
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    Quote Originally Posted by gnome View Post
    consider it done. to make sure it is properly disinfected i will use 2 thermonuclear devices.
    Hey, I thought NZ was a nuclear-free zone. Be careful there, or the constable might show up and give you a stern warning.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigbenaugust View Post
    Hey, I thought NZ was a nuclear-free zone. Be careful there, or the constable might show up and give you a stern warning.
    It is nuclear-free. I may have to make a side trip to the old soviet union to get a couple first.
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    Quote Originally Posted by gnome View Post
    It is nuclear-free. I may have to make a side trip to the old soviet union to get a couple first.
    Just don't bring them home. We'd hate to see the southernmost Fooster get in trouble.
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    I voted early and I voted often.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bigbenaugust View Post
    Just don't bring them home. We'd hate to see the southernmost Fooster get in trouble.
    Apparently that will change soon
    http://channel.nationalgeographic.co...h-pole-shift-1

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    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
    You have made me feel like a little girl.

    that will be $24!!!

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