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    'tis the most foul cruel and bad-tempered thing you ever set eyes on.

    Well, It's got huge very sharp pointy teeth. Look at the bones.
    Strike like an eagle and sacrifice the dove.
    Words and Stuff.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ahsposo View Post
    Ski, bike and wish I was gay.

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    Looks like a mutant
    The search for inner peace continues...

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    Run away

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    It's coming right for us.

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    I was expecting a photo of the girl i dated 6 or 7 years ago

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    Hey guyz? Guyz? Wait up!! Siu Blue Wind's Avatar
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    There's no eyes....
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    We are what we think. All that we are arises with our thoughts. With our thoughts, we make the world.
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    Please dont outsmart the censor. That is a very expensive censor and every time one of you guys outsmart it it makes someone at the home office feel bad. We dont wanna do that. So dont cleverly disguise bad words.

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    You Know!? For Kids! jsharr's Avatar
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    BROTHER MAYNARD: Armaments, Chapter Two, verses Nine to Twenty-one.
    SECOND BROTHER: And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying,
    'O Lord, bless this thy hand grenade that with it thou mayest blow thine
    enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy.' And the Lord did grin, and the people
    did feast upon the lambs and sloths and carp and anchovies and orangutans
    and breakfast cereals and fruit bats and large chu--
    MAYNARD: Skip a bit, Brother.
    SECOND BROTHER: And the Lord spake, saying, 'First shalt thou take out the
    Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shalt
    be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be
    three. Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two, excepting
    that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number
    three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand
    Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall
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    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    You Know!? For Kids! jsharr's Avatar
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    Siu, that is a lazerdeer™, made by x136 Industries. It is one of their better sellers, second only to Lazershark™. Just looking at the picture of a Lazerdeer can cause corneal burns in the people of low moral character. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH my eyes, THEY BURNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!
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    Quote Originally Posted by colorider View Post
    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    Siu, that is a lazerdeer™, made by x136 Industries. It is one of their better sellers, second only to Lazershark™. Just looking at the picture of a Lazerdeer can cause corneal burns in the people of low moral character. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH my eyes, THEY BURNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!
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    Quote Originally Posted by colorider View Post
    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    Yes, I just mention Siu, and I get double post! All hail the power of Siu!
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    Quote Originally Posted by colorider View Post
    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    Yes, I just mention Siu, and I get double post! All hail the power of Siu!
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    Quote Originally Posted by colorider View Post
    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    On a climb last weekend I encountered a doe and her two fawns trotting alongside the road. I would have taken pictures but I was in the process of being dropped like a lead weight.

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    vorpal bambi?
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    The scariest thing I've ever encountered was a supremely p'o'ed squirrel that was in the tree at my Mom's old house in Des Moines in April. It actually scared my GF enough that she ran from it, and she's not afraid of animals. I thought it was going to jump at our necks, Monty Python bunny-like...

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    this:



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    Quote Originally Posted by DataJunkie View Post
    On a climb last weekend I encountered a doe and her two fawns trotting alongside the road. I would have taken pictures but I was in the process of being dropped like a lead weight.
    Dude send me your drugs, they sound wonderful

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    I thought for sure you found a pic of my mother in law!
    You see, their morals, their code...it's a bad joke, dropped at the first sign of trouble. They're only as good as the world allows them to be. I'll show you. When the chips are down, these...These "civilized" people...they'll eat each other. See, I'm not a monster. I'm just ahead of the curve

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    one seriously P'O'ed deer http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ADGn1GABF0Q

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    Quote Originally Posted by overthehillmedi View Post
    That video is crazy! The cat is the one being the jerk, and the dog is the one that gets attacked.

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    Quote Originally Posted by overthehillmedi View Post
    The attack on that poor dog hurt my heart. Bambi, my ass.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lauraspark View Post
    The attack on that poor dog hurt my heart. Bambi, my ass.

    I think the Dog was okay afterwards. Or at least not seriously hurt. It happened in Cranbrook near Vancouver and I don't recall any news about a dog being murdered by a deer at least.

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    Bounce a rock off that tastey critters head and put that veal on the grill.
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    Quote Originally Posted by spry View Post
    Bounce a rock off that tastey critters head and put that veal on the grill.
    You're good. I didn't even see that calf hiding behind the deer.
    Most people are other people. Their thoughts are someone else's opinions, their lives a mimicry, their passions a quotation.
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    Quote Originally Posted by coffeecake View Post
    You're good. I didn't even see that calf hiding behind the deer.
    A wisenheimer today eh?

    Here's your 3rd verse for guess this Mukluk song:

    Then I found that trail that had packed beneath the snow
    I made the final miles where the prarie lillies grow
    I walked into a boarding house and I got myself a room
    Then I started asking about the girl in Saskatoon
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