Cycling and bicycle discussion forums. 
   Click here to join our community Log in to access your Control Panel  


Go Back   > >

Foo Off-Topic chit chat with no general subject.

User Tag List

Reply
 
Thread Tools Search this Thread
Old 07-02-10, 10:15 PM   #1
Dannihilator
User Title
Thread Starter
 
Dannihilator's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Annandale, New Jersey
Bikes: 2014 Surly Steamroller, 1989 Nishiki Altron
Posts: 19,421
Mentioned: 0 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 6 Post(s)
'tis the most foul cruel and bad-tempered thing you ever set eyes on.

Well, It's got huge very sharp pointy teeth. Look at the bones.
Dannihilator is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 07-02-10, 10:18 PM   #2
Wordbiker
Pwnerer
 
Wordbiker's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: Pagosa Springs, CO, USA
Bikes: Road, MTB, Cruiser, Chopper, BMX
Posts: 2,907
Mentioned: 0 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 0 Post(s)
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by ahsposo View Post
Ski, bike and wish I was gay.
Wordbiker is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 07-02-10, 10:22 PM   #3
USAZorro
Señor Member
 
USAZorro's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: Florence, KY
Bikes: 1954 Hetchins M.O., 1959 Viking Severn Valley, 1970 Raleigh Pro, 1972 Fuji "The Finest", 1974 Raleigh Superbe&Comp, 1976 Raleigh Team Pro, 1996 Giant Iguana, 2000 Bob Jackson Arrowhead
Posts: 14,575
Mentioned: 7 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 72 Post(s)
Looks like a mutant
__________________
In search of what to search for.
USAZorro is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 07-03-10, 01:00 AM   #4
Holmes375
Member
 
Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: Wyoming, USA
Bikes: Trek FX 7.5
Posts: 28
Mentioned: 0 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 0 Post(s)
Run away
Holmes375 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 07-03-10, 06:25 AM   #5
skijor 
on by
 
skijor's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Wisconsin
Bikes: Waterford RS-33, Salsa Vaya, Bacchetta Giro 20 ATT
Posts: 926
Mentioned: 0 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 72 Post(s)
It's coming right for us.
skijor is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 07-03-10, 06:28 AM   #6
mikewille
Frame Catastrophizer
 
mikewille's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2008
Location: Suburban Chicago
Bikes: Surly Instigator
Posts: 450
Mentioned: 0 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 0 Post(s)
I was expecting a photo of the girl i dated 6 or 7 years ago
mikewille is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 07-03-10, 07:16 AM   #7
Siu Blue Wind
Flowers for mom
 
Siu Blue Wind's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2005
Bikes:
Posts: 11,018
Mentioned: 6 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 161 Post(s)
There's no eyes....
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by Buddha
We are what we think. All that we are arises with our thoughts. With our thoughts, we make the world.
Quote:
Originally Posted by making View Post
Please dont outsmart the censor. That is a very expensive censor and every time one of you guys outsmart it it makes someone at the home office feel bad. We dont wanna do that. So dont cleverly disguise bad words.
Siu Blue Wind is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 07-03-10, 07:17 AM   #8
jsharr
You Know!? For Kids!
 
jsharr's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Just NW of Richardson Bike Mart
Bikes: '05 Trek 1200 / '90 Trek 8000 / '? Falcon Europa
Posts: 6,157
Mentioned: 3 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 3 Post(s)
BROTHER MAYNARD: Armaments, Chapter Two, verses Nine to Twenty-one.
SECOND BROTHER: And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying,
'O Lord, bless this thy hand grenade that with it thou mayest blow thine
enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy.' And the Lord did grin, and the people
did feast upon the lambs and sloths and carp and anchovies and orangutans
and breakfast cereals and fruit bats and large chu--
MAYNARD: Skip a bit, Brother.
SECOND BROTHER: And the Lord spake, saying, 'First shalt thou take out the
Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shalt
be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be
three. Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two, excepting
that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number
three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand
Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall
snuff it.'
__________________
Are you a registered member? Why not? Click here to register. It's free and only takes 27 seconds! Help out the forums, abide by our community guidelines.
Quote:
Originally Posted by colorider View Post
Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.
jsharr is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 07-03-10, 07:20 AM   #9
jsharr
You Know!? For Kids!
 
jsharr's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Just NW of Richardson Bike Mart
Bikes: '05 Trek 1200 / '90 Trek 8000 / '? Falcon Europa
Posts: 6,157
Mentioned: 3 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 3 Post(s)
Siu, that is a lazerdeer™, made by x136 Industries. It is one of their better sellers, second only to Lazershark™. Just looking at the picture of a Lazerdeer can cause corneal burns in the people of low moral character. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH my eyes, THEY BURNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!
__________________
Are you a registered member? Why not? Click here to register. It's free and only takes 27 seconds! Help out the forums, abide by our community guidelines.
Quote:
Originally Posted by colorider View Post
Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.
jsharr is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 07-03-10, 07:20 AM   #10
jsharr
You Know!? For Kids!
 
jsharr's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Just NW of Richardson Bike Mart
Bikes: '05 Trek 1200 / '90 Trek 8000 / '? Falcon Europa
Posts: 6,157
Mentioned: 3 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 3 Post(s)
Siu, that is a lazerdeer™, made by x136 Industries. It is one of their better sellers, second only to Lazershark™. Just looking at the picture of a Lazerdeer can cause corneal burns in the people of low moral character. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH my eyes, THEY BURNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!
__________________
Are you a registered member? Why not? Click here to register. It's free and only takes 27 seconds! Help out the forums, abide by our community guidelines.
Quote:
Originally Posted by colorider View Post
Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.
jsharr is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 07-03-10, 07:21 AM   #11
jsharr
You Know!? For Kids!
 
jsharr's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Just NW of Richardson Bike Mart
Bikes: '05 Trek 1200 / '90 Trek 8000 / '? Falcon Europa
Posts: 6,157
Mentioned: 3 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 3 Post(s)
Yes, I just mention Siu, and I get double post! All hail the power of Siu!
__________________
Are you a registered member? Why not? Click here to register. It's free and only takes 27 seconds! Help out the forums, abide by our community guidelines.
Quote:
Originally Posted by colorider View Post
Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.
jsharr is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 07-03-10, 07:22 AM   #12
jsharr
You Know!? For Kids!
 
jsharr's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Just NW of Richardson Bike Mart
Bikes: '05 Trek 1200 / '90 Trek 8000 / '? Falcon Europa
Posts: 6,157
Mentioned: 3 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 3 Post(s)
Yes, I just mention Siu, and I get double post! All hail the power of Siu!
__________________
Are you a registered member? Why not? Click here to register. It's free and only takes 27 seconds! Help out the forums, abide by our community guidelines.
Quote:
Originally Posted by colorider View Post
Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.
jsharr is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 07-03-10, 08:02 PM   #13
DataJunkie
Senior Member
 
Join Date: Oct 2005
Bikes:
Posts: 14,280
Mentioned: 0 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 0 Post(s)
On a climb last weekend I encountered a doe and her two fawns trotting alongside the road. I would have taken pictures but I was in the process of being dropped like a lead weight.
DataJunkie is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 07-03-10, 11:01 PM   #14
valygrl
Senior Member
 
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: Boulder, CO
Bikes:
Posts: 8,370
Mentioned: 40 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 58 Post(s)
vorpal bambi?
valygrl is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 07-03-10, 11:05 PM   #15
bluevelo
beast mode
 
bluevelo's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Sacramento, CA
Bikes: Trek 2200, K2 Firebird
Posts: 44
Mentioned: 0 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 0 Post(s)
The scariest thing I've ever encountered was a supremely p'o'ed squirrel that was in the tree at my Mom's old house in Des Moines in April. It actually scared my GF enough that she ran from it, and she's not afraid of animals. I thought it was going to jump at our necks, Monty Python bunny-like...
__________________
http://www.gretainthebox.com
bluevelo is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 07-03-10, 11:14 PM   #16
samantha sugah
Banned
 
Join Date: May 2010
Bikes: Just my banged up bianchi single speed (loves it).
Posts: 10
Mentioned: 0 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 0 Post(s)
this:


samantha sugah is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 07-16-10, 03:55 PM   #17
benajah
One legged rider
 
Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: Moraga, CA
Bikes: Kuota Kharma, Surly LHT, CAAD9, Bianchi fg/ss
Posts: 1,390
Mentioned: 0 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 0 Post(s)
Quote:
Originally Posted by DataJunkie View Post
On a climb last weekend I encountered a doe and her two fawns trotting alongside the road. I would have taken pictures but I was in the process of being dropped like a lead weight.
Dude send me your drugs, they sound wonderful
benajah is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 07-16-10, 06:22 PM   #18
ilikebikes
K2ProFlex baby!
 
ilikebikes's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: My response would have been something along the lines of: "Does your bike have computer controlled suspension? Then shut your piehole, this baby is from the future!"
Bikes: to many to list
Posts: 6,087
Mentioned: 0 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 1 Post(s)
I thought for sure you found a pic of my mother in law!
__________________
You see, their morals, their code...it's a bad joke, dropped at the first sign of trouble. They're only as good as the world allows them to be. I'll show you. When the chips are down, these...These "civilized" people...they'll eat each other. See, I'm not a monster. I'm just ahead of the curve
ilikebikes is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 07-16-10, 08:57 PM   #19
overthehillmedi
Senior Member
 
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: Nanaimo.B.C. The We't coast of Canada
Bikes:
Posts: 1,287
Mentioned: 0 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 0 Post(s)
one seriously P'O'ed deer http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ADGn1GABF0Q
overthehillmedi is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 07-18-10, 12:49 AM   #20
Beatle
Junior Member
 
Beatle's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2010
Location: Vancouver, BC
Bikes: Cannondale Synapse
Posts: 8
Mentioned: 0 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 0 Post(s)
Quote:
Originally Posted by overthehillmedi View Post
That video is crazy! The cat is the one being the jerk, and the dog is the one that gets attacked.
Beatle is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 07-18-10, 11:12 AM   #21
Lauraspark
Flatlander
 
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: in the House of Perpetual Renovation, BSLNC
Bikes: 2010 Jamis Coda Comp
Posts: 124
Mentioned: 0 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 0 Post(s)
Quote:
Originally Posted by overthehillmedi View Post
The attack on that poor dog hurt my heart. Bambi, my ass.
Lauraspark is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 07-18-10, 11:39 AM   #22
Beatle
Junior Member
 
Beatle's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2010
Location: Vancouver, BC
Bikes: Cannondale Synapse
Posts: 8
Mentioned: 0 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 0 Post(s)
Quote:
Originally Posted by Lauraspark View Post
The attack on that poor dog hurt my heart. Bambi, my ass.

I think the Dog was okay afterwards. Or at least not seriously hurt. It happened in Cranbrook near Vancouver and I don't recall any news about a dog being murdered by a deer at least.
Beatle is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 07-18-10, 02:14 PM   #23
spry
location:northern Ohio
 
Join Date: Jul 2006
Bikes:
Posts: 3,586
Mentioned: 0 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 0 Post(s)
Bounce a rock off that tastey critters head and put that veal on the grill.
spry is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 07-18-10, 03:12 PM   #24
coffeecake
Blocking your fire exits
 
coffeecake's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: sa-saska-what
Bikes: Xtracycle conversion, RM Sherpa 30, Opus Mondano, Omega mixte, Norco Sasquatch (early 80's)
Posts: 641
Mentioned: 0 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 0 Post(s)
Quote:
Originally Posted by spry View Post
Bounce a rock off that tastey critters head and put that veal on the grill.
You're good. I didn't even see that calf hiding behind the deer.
coffeecake is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 07-18-10, 04:27 PM   #25
spry
location:northern Ohio
 
Join Date: Jul 2006
Bikes:
Posts: 3,586
Mentioned: 0 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 0 Post(s)
Quote:
Originally Posted by coffeecake View Post
You're good. I didn't even see that calf hiding behind the deer.
A wisenheimer today eh?

Here's your 3rd verse for guess this Mukluk song:

Then I found that trail that had packed beneath the snow
I made the final miles where the prarie lillies grow
I walked into a boarding house and I got myself a room
Then I started asking about the girl in Saskatoon

Last edited by spry; 07-18-10 at 04:30 PM.
spry is offline   Reply With Quote
Reply


Thread Tools Search this Thread
Search this Thread:

Advanced Search

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off



All times are GMT -6. The time now is 10:54 AM.