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    Goodnight sweet prince.

    Nixon got eaten by Stalin. Nixon was my favorite. His brother Oswald is a dumbass and died in the filter. Now I have no more red tailed sharks. Wtf? I needed 7 to be a badass now I only have 2 instead of 4.

    Every passing minute is another chance to turn it all around.

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    are you putting lasers on their heads?

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    So are Pol Pot and Idi Amin doing okay?
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    Stalin should get the lemon-pepper treatment, its only fair to Nixon.

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    Are you sure Nixon did not sneak out an opening in the tank? Did you check the Watergate to make sure it is closed?
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    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    Thats 'cause Red Tail Sharks are super territorial, they will beat the **** out of each other (even if they have plenty of hiding places) till theres only one or two left. Oswald was either to small or he was sick, no way a Red Tail Sharks going to get sucked up by a filter unless he was either or. ;0)
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    You see, their morals, their code...it's a bad joke, dropped at the first sign of trouble. They're only as good as the world allows them to be. I'll show you. When the chips are down, these...These "civilized" people...they'll eat each other. See, I'm not a monster. I'm just ahead of the curve

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    Sounds like you need to set up a live web cam and charge subscription fees.

    Your naming is very creative. I have plenty of suggestions for their replacements if you need assistance.
    The search for inner peace continues...

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    Look to the grassy knoll for more. And don't accept bass from strangers.

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    Quote Originally Posted by USAZorro View Post
    Sounds like you need to set up a live web cam and charge subscription fees.

    Your naming is very creative. I have plenty of suggestions for their replacements if you need assistance.
    Kim Jong Il?

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    are you putting frikkin' lasers on their heads?
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    miksailfish gorbachev, Gillbert Gottfried?

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    miksailfish gorbachev, Gillbert Gottfriedfish?
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    You see, their morals, their code...it's a bad joke, dropped at the first sign of trouble. They're only as good as the world allows them to be. I'll show you. When the chips are down, these...These "civilized" people...they'll eat each other. See, I'm not a monster. I'm just ahead of the curve

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    Quote Originally Posted by fuzzbox View Post
    Nixon got eaten by Stalin. Nixon was my favorite. His brother Oswald is a dumbass and died in the filter. Now I have no more red tailed sharks. Wtf? I needed 7 to be a badass now I only have 2 instead of 4.

    Paragraph of the year nominee.


    I like it even better when there is no context.

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    Slobodon Milosofish
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    Quote Originally Posted by ilikebikes View Post
    Thats 'cause Red Tail Sharks are super territorial, they will beat the **** out of each other (even if they have plenty of hiding places) till theres only one or two left. Oswald was either to small or he was sick, no way a Red Tail Sharks going to get sucked up by a filter unless he was either or. ;0)
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    Nixon got eaten by a cichlid. Oswald always went missing for a couple of days until one day the pump stopped working. The other 2 sharks are balas. No more red tails

    As for names I have Rutherford, Ulysess, Daddy X, Lee Harvey, Lucifer, and Stalin. Those no longer are Nixon, Oswald, and a few others. Since Stalin is my friend's "baby" he will be buying me a new Nixon of my choice. I told him it has to be as big as Stalin or bigger so they can fight.

    Every passing minute is another chance to turn it all around.

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    Quote Originally Posted by fuzzbox View Post
    Nixon got eaten by a cichlid. Oswald always went missing for a couple of days until one day the pump stopped working. The other 2 sharks are balas. No more red tails

    As for names I have Rutherford, Ulysess, Daddy X, Lee Harvey, Lucifer, and Stalin. Those no longer are Nixon, Oswald, and a few others. Since Stalin is my friend's "baby" he will be buying me a new Nixon of my choice. I told him it has to be as big as Stalin or bigger so they can fight.
    Ahhhhh, you want them to fight and most likely die. OK.
    You see, their morals, their code...it's a bad joke, dropped at the first sign of trouble. They're only as good as the world allows them to be. I'll show you. When the chips are down, these...These "civilized" people...they'll eat each other. See, I'm not a monster. I'm just ahead of the curve

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    Well...Stalin can't go unharmed for what he did so I need pay back.

    Every passing minute is another chance to turn it all around.

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    Get yourself an electric catfish! ;0)
    You see, their morals, their code...it's a bad joke, dropped at the first sign of trouble. They're only as good as the world allows them to be. I'll show you. When the chips are down, these...These "civilized" people...they'll eat each other. See, I'm not a monster. I'm just ahead of the curve

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    Wow he killed Rutherford. A bala shark. That thing is too big for Stalin to fit it in his mouth. POS

    Every passing minute is another chance to turn it all around.

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