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Old 07-09-10, 12:27 PM   #1
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Nixon got eaten by Stalin. Nixon was my favorite. His brother Oswald is a dumbass and died in the filter. Now I have no more red tailed sharks. Wtf? I needed 7 to be a badass now I only have 2 instead of 4.
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Stalin should get the lemon-pepper treatment, its only fair to Nixon.
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Are you sure Nixon did not sneak out an opening in the tank? Did you check the Watergate to make sure it is closed?
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Thats 'cause Red Tail Sharks are super territorial, they will beat the **** out of each other (even if they have plenty of hiding places) till theres only one or two left. Oswald was either to small or he was sick, no way a Red Tail Sharks going to get sucked up by a filter unless he was either or. ;0)
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Nixon got eaten by Stalin. Nixon was my favorite. His brother Oswald is a dumbass and died in the filter. Now I have no more red tailed sharks. Wtf? I needed 7 to be a badass now I only have 2 instead of 4.

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Thats 'cause Red Tail Sharks are super territorial, they will beat the **** out of each other (even if they have plenty of hiding places) till theres only one or two left. Oswald was either to small or he was sick, no way a Red Tail Sharks going to get sucked up by a filter unless he was either or. ;0)
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Nixon got eaten by a cichlid. Oswald always went missing for a couple of days until one day the pump stopped working. The other 2 sharks are balas. No more red tails

As for names I have Rutherford, Ulysess, Daddy X, Lee Harvey, Lucifer, and Stalin. Those no longer are Nixon, Oswald, and a few others. Since Stalin is my friend's "baby" he will be buying me a new Nixon of my choice. I told him it has to be as big as Stalin or bigger so they can fight.
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Nixon got eaten by a cichlid. Oswald always went missing for a couple of days until one day the pump stopped working. The other 2 sharks are balas. No more red tails

As for names I have Rutherford, Ulysess, Daddy X, Lee Harvey, Lucifer, and Stalin. Those no longer are Nixon, Oswald, and a few others. Since Stalin is my friend's "baby" he will be buying me a new Nixon of my choice. I told him it has to be as big as Stalin or bigger so they can fight.
Ahhhhh, you want them to fight and most likely die. OK.
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Well...Stalin can't go unharmed for what he did so I need pay back.
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Wow he killed Rutherford. A bala shark. That thing is too big for Stalin to fit it in his mouth. POS
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