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    WTF is that smell? crackerjab's Avatar
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    The bosses sister's friend...

    Remember that tryst with the bosses sister that I spoke of last year some time? Well, it has spawned a new, for lack of a better term, "relationship". My brief back story of the bosses sister ended in a one night romp of passion that resulted in a "Man, that was awesome, but we shouldn't have done that." and led into a tense time between her and her groom to be. (To reiterate, they had broken up during that time.) That being said it has all been worked out (I was actually asked to be in the wedding). So all that being said, The Sister, one of her friends, and I went out one night prior to all of the naughty business and had a really good time. The friend was in a relationship at the time. That was several months ago and the friend is now single. I was referred to the newly single friend by none other than the bosses sister. When I, recently, moved into my new place I had a house warming party and at the suggestion of The Sister I invited her friend. We hit it off and it led to her and I hanging out a lot more. As it turns out, we get along very very well. We have been hanging out for a few weeks now and during this time I have cut my ties with all of my "relationships" on the road. So is it time to settle down again? I don't know. But I'm really glad to have a constant at this point in my life.

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    ummm ... thanks for sharing?
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    As sand falls through the hourglass. These are the days of Crackerjab's life.
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    Quote Originally Posted by RUOkie View Post
    As sand falls through the hourglass. These are the days of Crackerjab's life.
    That will go flying over his head like an R/C helicopter.

    cj - if both your heads agree, you might as well.
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    Quote Originally Posted by rumrunn6 View Post
    ummm ... thanks for sharing?
    You're welcome?

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    That will go flying over his head like an R/C helicopter.

    cj - if both your heads agree, you might as well.
    I unfortunately have far too much experience with that show. I was essentially raised by a bunch of women.
    Your turtle skirt is exposing your FUPA.

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    Rubin...........Yo!Rubin

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    Hey guyz? Guyz? Wait up!! Siu Blue Wind's Avatar
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    Okay hold on wait stop.

    I thought you were "with" one of your room mates, the one that has the hook ups. And why are you being passed around? "Oh try him, he was fun!" I would not be able to be a part of a 'passaround'. Well, unless of course it has to do with knives or something. How long have you been hanging out with this new gal? Are you considering this to be serious? Does the fiance (husband) know you were intimate with the boss's sister?

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    Yuck! If you want to be passed around, do yourself a favor and find a new circle of tail. Getting involved with anyone of friends of work related is a big mistake.
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    Hit it.
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    hit it good
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    Ha! I saw the thread title and immediately thought, "Oh dear, who has he done now?"
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    Quote Originally Posted by crackerjab View Post
    {snip**
    As it turns out, we get along very very well. We have been hanging out for a few weeks now and during this time I have cut my ties with all of my "relationships" on the road. So is it time to settle down again? I don't know. But I'm really glad to have a constant at this point in my life.

    More to come...



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    Quote Originally Posted by Siu Blue Wind View Post
    Okay hold on wait stop.

    I thought you were "with" one of your room mates, the one that has the hook ups. And why are you being passed around? "Oh try him, he was fun!" I would not be able to be a part of a 'passaround'. Well, unless of course it has to do with knives or something. How long have you been hanging out with this new gal? Are you considering this to be serious? Does the fiance (husband) know you were intimate with the boss's sister?

    I need to catch up here. Work with me.
    The roommates friend thing didn't exactly work out. It's a long story and not all that interesting. The fiance' knows, that's where the tension was spawned. It's all good now though. And this girl has serious potential to be... erm... serious.

    Quote Originally Posted by travelmama View Post
    Yuck! If you want to be passed around, do yourself a favor and find a new circle of tail. Getting involved with anyone of friends of work related is a big mistake.
    I don't see any the correlation of work and this girl.

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    Your turtle skirt is exposing your FUPA.

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    Pictures?
    The search for inner peace continues...

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    Quote Originally Posted by USAZorro View Post
    Pictures?
    Not yet. Although I have a funny story to add... We we're skyping last night and she mentioned that she didn't have a top on, But, it was dark in her room and all I could see was her face. Being the perv that I am I shined a flashlight into my webcam to make her screen brighten up to expose her boobs. To my dismay, her hair was strategically placed all effing Brook Shields Blue Lagoon style. Come to think of it, it was pretty hawt.
    Your turtle skirt is exposing your FUPA.

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    I promise I'm not trolling your thread, but a suggestion:

    Your original post is an 11"x2" solid block of unrelenting text -- it's very hard to read. You might want to space it out a little...
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    Quote Originally Posted by phantomcow2 View Post
    I promise I'm not trolling your thread, but a suggestion:

    Your original post is an 11"x2" solid block of unrelenting text -- it's very hard to read. You might want to space it out a little...
    Just think mildly incoherent clifnotes.
    Your turtle skirt is exposing your FUPA.

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    Quote Originally Posted by crackerjab View Post
    Not yet. Although I have a funny story to add... We we're skyping last night and she mentioned that she didn't have a top on, But, it was dark in her room and all I could see was her face. Being the perv that I am I shined a flashlight into my webcam to make her screen brighten up to expose her boobs. To my dismay, her hair was strategically placed all effing Brook Shields Blue Lagoon style. Come to think of it, it was pretty hawt.
    Your perseverance and resourcefulness are awe inspiring. No wonder you had multiple relationships with whom to cut ties.
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    Quote Originally Posted by crackerjab View Post
    Not yet. Although I have a funny story to add... We we're skyping last night and she mentioned that she didn't have a top on, But, it was dark in her room and all I could see was her face. Being the perv that I am I shined a flashlight into my webcam to make her screen brighten up to expose her boobs. To my dismay, her hair was strategically placed all effing Brook Shields Blue Lagoon style. Come to think of it, it was pretty hawt.
    You are freakin' leet.
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    Quote Originally Posted by crackerjab View Post
    More to come...
    So to speak.
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    Quote Originally Posted by HigherGround View Post
    So to speak.
    *snort*

    I think most of Foo lives vicariously through Crackerjab.
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    Hey guyz? Guyz? Wait up!! Siu Blue Wind's Avatar
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    And Ruben.
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