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Old 09-18-04, 10:57 AM   #1
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Sept 19th is Talk Like a Pirate day.

Arrrgh!!

I know it's the 18th, but just giving heads up.
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Old 09-18-04, 05:19 PM   #2
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It's the 19th overhere. So perhaps it's time to show of my arrrrrrt!
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Old 09-19-04, 08:55 AM   #3
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Old 09-19-04, 10:19 AM   #4
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Yarrrrrr! Tis high noon it is!
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Well, where's your Buccaneer's?











Aye, they're under me Buccanhat! ARRRRRR!!!!!!!!
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Old 09-19-04, 12:47 PM   #7
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Old 09-19-04, 01:32 PM   #9
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A pirate walks into a bar, a fine wooden helmsman's wheel attatched to his waist.

The bartender says "Did you know you have a ship's wheel in your trousers?"

The pirate replies "Aaaaaaarr aye I do , it's drivin' me nuts."
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Old 09-19-04, 01:37 PM   #10
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Yarrrrr....Im not a real pirate -The guy in the simpsons who always goes "Yarr blah blah blah".
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Old 09-19-04, 01:48 PM   #11
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Pardon me, but would ya mind if fired me cannon through your porthole? Aaaaaaarr!

I'm sorry and I will stop with the bad jokes.
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Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrr....

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Old 09-19-04, 02:56 PM   #13
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A pirate walks into a bar ...he looks haggard. One of 'is legs is no more, replaced by a peg. His left hand is missing aye...and there...in it's rightful place...is a hook!

And when he looks at you you will shiver as he sees you through only one eye. Aye, he was a scary bastid, he was.

The barkeep says to him, "What'll ye have? Look like ye have a story to tell."

"Aye" the pirate says,"It is a long story indeed. You see, I was a young lad on the Spanish Main when an unfortunate gust of wind cast me into the ocean. A shark caught scent of me and tore into me leg. Was the last I ever saw of it."

The bar keep was speechless and poured another drink for the pirate.

"Any young lad worth 'is salt is not goin' to let that stop 'im! So I gots me a pegleg. But, arrr...bein' a young lad, and bein' a bit sensitive about me peg, I was always an easy fire to stir. I took down a few good shipmen before I lost me hand to a lowly scabbard!"

Rubbing 'is hands together the bar keep found another bottle o' rum and opened it. "Arr, tell me," he says, "How did you come to need a patch o'er ye eye?"

Slowly the pirate drank 'is drink and he looked the barkeep in the eye and he says, "I was gazin' upon the crystal blue waters when I hear a caw from above. And like a fool I looks up to see what kind of bird would venture this far out to sea..."

The pirate is quiet for a long time and finally the bar keep says to 'im, "Did' 'e poop in ye eye?"

"Aye" the pirate says.

The bar keep says, unbelievingly, "Seabird poop made ye BLIND in one eye?!"

The pirate shakes 'is head and says, "Nay... you see dear mate, it was me first day with me hook!"
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Old 09-19-04, 03:27 PM   #14
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How much do pirates pay for their earrings?

Buck an ear.
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Old 09-19-04, 03:32 PM   #15
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What do Pirates watch on MTV?

T-Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr-L!
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Old 09-19-04, 03:43 PM   #16
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what was the pirate movie rated?

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Old 09-19-04, 04:06 PM   #17
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Old 09-19-04, 04:19 PM   #18
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Why did the ship captain get mad at his cook?
He forgot the Gaaarggggghhhnish!
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Yarrr! "Pillage the village, **** the horses, and ride off on the women!..."
Aye I was sailin' 'round the horn when a squal came up, before ye knew it the swells were over 100 feet high and I had ta lash me self to the mizzen to keep from washin off the poop deck and she ripped the wheel from me cluches several times as I guided my booty through the belly of the beast. yaarrrr I miss them days.

Anyone know where I can find a large chest to go with my booty? And where's me grog?
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Well, if you went around rapin' horses with your booty, I would say a trip to the hospital would be the best place to find your large chest due to swelling from infectious diseases passed from horse to man...

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Its a quote, I think from The Three Amigos but I can't remember for sure. It was a popular saying in my highschool circle(not quite like a click). good times, good times
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Yarr can't be a pirate without a parrot. Tis true.
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aaargh, missed it I did coz we were out onna ride. avast have to wait another
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