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    ÖöÖöÖöÖöÖö Dannihilator's Avatar
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    Sept 19th is Talk Like a Pirate day.

    Arrrgh!!

    I know it's the 18th, but just giving heads up.
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    I'm going out on the town tonight and it won't be over until I snort a line of habanero seeds off the hood of a red Fiero.
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    Every lane is a bike lane Chris L's Avatar
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    It's the 19th overhere. So perhaps it's time to show of my arrrrrrt!
    "I am never going to flirt with idleness again" - Roy Keane
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    ÖöÖöÖöÖöÖö Dannihilator's Avatar
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    Aarrrgghhh!
    Quote Originally Posted by scrodzilla
    I'm going out on the town tonight and it won't be over until I snort a line of habanero seeds off the hood of a red Fiero.
    Words and Stuff.
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    2-Cyl, 1/2 HP @ 90 RPM slvoid's Avatar
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    Yarrrrrr! Tis high noon it is!

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    Burn-em Upus Icephaltus Gojohnnygo.'s Avatar
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    Avast, me proud beauty! Wanna know why my Roger is so Jolly?
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    Non Tribuo Anus Rodentum and off to the next adventure (RIP) Stacey's Avatar
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    Well, where's your Buccaneer's?











    Aye, they're under me Buccanhat! ARRRRRR!!!!!!!!

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    Burn-em Upus Icephaltus Gojohnnygo.'s Avatar
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    Wanna shiver me timbers?
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    I drink your MILKSHAKE Raiyn's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Stacey
    Well, where's your Buccaneer's?
    Well they aren't mine. But they're at Raymond James Stadium in Tampa.


    Personally I'm a Vikings fan

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    A pirate walks into a bar, a fine wooden helmsman's wheel attatched to his waist.

    The bartender says "Did you know you have a ship's wheel in your trousers?"

    The pirate replies "Aaaaaaarr aye I do , it's drivin' me nuts."

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    Yarrrrr....Im not a real pirate -The guy in the simpsons who always goes "Yarr blah blah blah".

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    Burn-em Upus Icephaltus Gojohnnygo.'s Avatar
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    Pardon me, but would ya mind if fired me cannon through your porthole? Aaaaaaarr!

    I'm sorry and I will stop with the bad jokes.
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    Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrr....

    I'm going to suck a lemon to prevent scurvy.



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    A pirate walks into a bar ...he looks haggard. One of 'is legs is no more, replaced by a peg. His left hand is missing aye...and there...in it's rightful place...is a hook!

    And when he looks at you you will shiver as he sees you through only one eye. Aye, he was a scary bastid, he was.

    The barkeep says to him, "What'll ye have? Look like ye have a story to tell."

    "Aye" the pirate says,"It is a long story indeed. You see, I was a young lad on the Spanish Main when an unfortunate gust of wind cast me into the ocean. A shark caught scent of me and tore into me leg. Was the last I ever saw of it."

    The bar keep was speechless and poured another drink for the pirate.

    "Any young lad worth 'is salt is not goin' to let that stop 'im! So I gots me a pegleg. But, arrr...bein' a young lad, and bein' a bit sensitive about me peg, I was always an easy fire to stir. I took down a few good shipmen before I lost me hand to a lowly scabbard!"

    Rubbing 'is hands together the bar keep found another bottle o' rum and opened it. "Arr, tell me," he says, "How did you come to need a patch o'er ye eye?"

    Slowly the pirate drank 'is drink and he looked the barkeep in the eye and he says, "I was gazin' upon the crystal blue waters when I hear a caw from above. And like a fool I looks up to see what kind of bird would venture this far out to sea..."

    The pirate is quiet for a long time and finally the bar keep says to 'im, "Did' 'e poop in ye eye?"

    "Aye" the pirate says.

    The bar keep says, unbelievingly, "Seabird poop made ye BLIND in one eye?!"

    The pirate shakes 'is head and says, "Nay... you see dear mate, it was me first day with me hook!"
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    I am a lonely visitor RegularGuy's Avatar
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    How much do pirates pay for their earrings?

    Buck an ear.
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    What do Pirates watch on MTV?

    T-Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr-L!
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    what was the pirate movie rated?

    ARRRRRrr!!!

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    Ahoy matees! Methinks me deck needs a swabbing!
    "Methinks my own soul is a bright invisible green" H. Thoreau

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    Senior Member larue's Avatar
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    Why did the ship captain get mad at his cook?
    He forgot the Gaaarggggghhhnish!
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    2-Cyl, 1/2 HP @ 90 RPM slvoid's Avatar
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    Y'all perverts...

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    Yarrr! "Pillage the village, **** the horses, and ride off on the women!..."
    Aye I was sailin' 'round the horn when a squal came up, before ye knew it the swells were over 100 feet high and I had ta lash me self to the mizzen to keep from washin off the poop deck and she ripped the wheel from me cluches several times as I guided my booty through the belly of the beast. yaarrrr I miss them days.

    Anyone know where I can find a large chest to go with my booty? And where's me grog?
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    Well, if you went around rapin' horses with your booty, I would say a trip to the hospital would be the best place to find your large chest due to swelling from infectious diseases passed from horse to man...

    Arrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

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    Evil Genius capsicum's Avatar
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    Its a quote, I think from The Three Amigos but I can't remember for sure. It was a popular saying in my highschool circle(not quite like a click). good times, good times
    "Data is not the plural form of annecdote."
    "I'd loves me a new Cannondale, but I pull moths, not dollars, from my pants' stuff-holder-holes." "yuo ned to be deadurcated"

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    Yarr can't be a pirate without a parrot. Tis true.
    Always try your most moderate.

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    Burn-em Upus Icephaltus Gojohnnygo.'s Avatar
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    Avast, me proud beauty! They don’t call me Long John because me head is so big.
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    aaargh, missed it I did coz we were out onna ride. avast have to wait another
    year. . .
    Sono più lento di quel che sembra.
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