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Old 08-14-10, 05:26 PM   #1
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The Fortune Cookie thread ... in bed

Adding the words "... in bed" at the end of your fortune, post your fortunes when you order Chinese takeout.

Mine tonight is "Your mind is ingenious and you learn easily ... in bed"

My wife's is "Don't let friends impose on you in bed"

They gave me 10 fortune cookies with our order tonight. More fortunes coming, once my stomach settles a bit. I ate way too much
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I had this last week and kept it... "Everything will now come your way... in bed."
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"that wasn't chicken... in bed"
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OK, we pigged out a bit. Here's tonight's fortunes:

"You will have a happy Love Life in bed" ... Yeah baby!!! That was mine.

My wife's "you have musical talent, let them be known in bed" ... I'm assuming they're referring to a wind instrument.
"you will discover something wonderful about yourself in bed" ... hmmm, that was my wife's fortune.
"Prosperity makes friends; adversity tries them in bed"
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It's the worst of times, you need to summon your optimism...in bed.

Do not hesitate to look for help, an extra hand should always be welcomed...in bed.

If you want the rainbow, then you have to tolerate the rain...in bed.

You will outdistance all your competitors...in bed.
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Do not hesitate to look for help, an extra hand should always be welcomed...in bed.
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You will do well with your future endeavors in bed.
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