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    Burn-em Upus Icephaltus Gojohnnygo.'s Avatar
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    Guy takes a dump on the floor today (RANT)

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    Today I had the pleasure of witnessing a person take a dump on the floor! Oh the joy.

    This guy walks into the gym and asked me if he can use the bathrooms. I tell him its against club policy to let anybody but club members use the bathroom. He looks at me with a strange look in his eyes. Then pulls his pants down in front of the cardio area. (Where theirs at-least 10 members working out) Then he takes a dump on the floor. I start screaming at this guy What the hell are you doing you stupid fool. He pulls his pants up and runs out the door, With me chasing and yelling "come back here you little bastard I'll kill you". I walk back in one female members got her head over a trash can puking her guts out. Its flying all over the side of it and on the floor. Can it get any worse I say to myself. Yes it can. Who do you think had to clean this up yours truly. Oh the joy.

    What the hell is wrong with people these days? RANT OFF



    Sorry about the rant. I just had to share this story with you.
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    Hey when you gotta go, you gotta go..........
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    Non Tribuo Anus Rodentum and off to the next adventure (RIP) Stacey's Avatar
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    Shoulda let him use the can. When the urge to purge comes calling, sometimes you have no choice but to answer.

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    Burn-em Upus Icephaltus Gojohnnygo.'s Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by MERTON
    maybe he really had to go? what was he dressed like?
    He didn't look homeless. Wearing jean and a t-shirt all clean. The more I think about I think he was on something LSD or something else.
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    good god!! that's horrible! you should have kicked him while he was in the act.

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    Burn-em Upus Icephaltus Gojohnnygo.'s Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Stacey
    Shoulda let him use the can. When the urge to purge comes calling, sometimes you have no choice but to answer.

    I would have rather craped in my pants then do it in front of people.
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    Burn-em Upus Icephaltus Gojohnnygo.'s Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by timmhaan
    good god!! that's horrible! you should have kicked him while he was in the act.
    I tried to catch him but he had big lead and I had 40' counter to run around then back again. Plus I was the only one working at the time and I had members to apologizes to.
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    Suddenly my job doesn't seem so bad! Sounds like you need a beer.


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    A guy walks into a bar and slips on a pile of poo on the floor and falls down. He gets up, brushes himself off and goes to the bar and orders a beer. Five minutes later, another guy walks into the bar and slips and falls on the same pile of poo. The first guy says "Hey, I just did that." The second guy punches him.

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    Look at the bright side, at least he did not kick your ass and wipe his with your shirt.

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    That's karma for not letting someone who's in dire need of a can use yours.

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    was it *umm..how can i ask this politely?* solid? or the non-solid variety?

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    Burn-em Upus Icephaltus Gojohnnygo.'s Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by vtjim
    Suddenly my job doesn't seem so bad! Sounds like you need a beer.

    After a 33 miler I did pick up a 40oz. Its 1/4 gone sense noon but its starting to taste bad no more for me.(These days I'm a light weight) I'm still all fired up about this guy.
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    Burn-em Upus Icephaltus Gojohnnygo.'s Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by ehenz
    Look at the bright side, at least he did not kick your ass and wipe his with your shirt.


    I really don't think he had it in him. The look on his face when I started to yell at him said it all.
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    Quote Originally Posted by timmhaan
    was it *umm..how can i ask this politely?* solid? or the non-solid variety?

    #2 The mud puppy flings or the hershey squirts. What ever you want to call it was sick.
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    Burn-em Upus Icephaltus Gojohnnygo.'s Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by slvoid
    That's karma for not letting someone who's in dire need of a can use yours.
    Believe me the next time someone comes in asking to use the bathroom I will! To hell with what the owner says.
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    Quote Originally Posted by timmhaan
    was it *umm..how can i ask this politely?* solid? or the non-solid variety?
    Corn or peanuts?
    Always try your most moderate.

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    Did he even try asking a second time? I would've done exactly what you did, but if he said something like simply, "please, I really need to use the bathroom," I would've let him go. This really sounds pre-meditated.

    If you had a couple of the 2 lb dumbells handy, his head start wouldn't have been a problem...of course then he'd sue and you'd lose you're job, but it would be some small compensation.
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    Burn-em Upus Icephaltus Gojohnnygo.'s Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by iamlucky13
    Did he even try asking a second time? I would've done exactly what you did, but if he said something like simply, "please, I really need to use the bathroom," I would've let him go. This really sounds pre-meditated.

    If you had a couple of the 2 lb dumbells handy, his head start wouldn't have been a problem...of course then he'd sue and you'd lose you're job, but it would be some small compensation.

    He asked me one time and then he backs away for the counter pulls his pants down, squats. I'm in shock by this time. If he did think of this in advance what was he up to? I have gym members to look out for male and female. At 5:30am who knows whats going down.

    I have let many nonmembers in to use the bathroom but something told don't let this guy in. He's whacked!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gojohnnygo.
    He asked me one time and then he backs away for the counter pulls his pants down, squats. I'm in shock by this time. If he did think of this in advance what was he up to? I have gym members to look out for male and female. At 5:30am who knows whats going down.

    I have let many nonmembers in to use the bathroom but something told don't let this guy in. He's whacked!
    Forget running around the counter! I'd have gone over and knocked him down in his own poop!

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    Back when I was working at McDonalds (my first job years ago) I had the fun job of tending to the play area. You know those giant plastic tube structures equipped with slides and ball pits the type fairly ubiquitous around the mcsuburbs these days. Once I had to clean up puke from the ball pit, which required shutting down the ENTIRE play area for 4 hours as I removed the balls and bleached the hell out of every surface. Aside from that I cleaned up *****, blood, urine just about everything the could come out of a child's body. Not to mention most parents get a little bit miffed when close their baby sitter down for any extended period of time, regardless of the reason.

    So yeah I know how much it sucks.

    Although even with such disgusting things to worry about, I still preferred working the play area to dealing with the customers or flipping the burgers.

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    Steps:
    1. Grab a new paper
    2. Grab prick (person not your own)
    3. Rub his nose in mess
    4. Smack said nose


    I have picked up crap of floors though and it aint fun. I have worked maintenence at a state park for 4 summers so I have come across steaming piles before. I haven't cleaned up a pile since my 2nd year because I have gained seniority. :thanks god:



    Edit: Phil you're not from Manhattan are you?

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    You got what you asked for and you learned your lesson. People who need to use the toilet often have an irrepressible desire to urinate or deficate. Maybe you should have known that. If you think he's going to shoot herion or grafitti you can go in there with him. Be glad you didn't catch him and get yourself locked up for assault.

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    Assault or not, I wish you could have shown him your opinion.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mastic15
    You got what you asked for and you learned your lesson. People who need to use the toilet often have an irrepressible desire to urinate or deficate. Maybe you should have known that. If you think he's going to shoot herion or grafitti you can go in there with him. Be glad you didn't catch him and get yourself locked up for assault.
    I would like to know how I would get locked up when I'm trying to protect the citizen of my community? This guy was clearly messed up. My first duty is to the members (especially the females Gyms have a way of drawing in perverts) than my own safety! What police officer would have said anything about that. They would have said don't take the law in your on hands. Call us the next time and laugh it off as bit of street Justice.
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