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Old 08-23-10, 10:16 AM   #1
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Ask A Female Questions

First questions for the females:

1. If a man sees you and wants to strike up a conversation, what would you like him to say to you? A cheesy pickup line, a joke, or just casual banter? Also, pertaining to this question, if you noticed the said guy walking up to you, do you already have your mind made up about whether or not the conversation will go anywhere based on his looks?

2. Do you like longer or shorter hair on guys? Or does it just depend on the guy?
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Old 08-23-10, 10:28 AM   #2
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These are some pretty shallow questions.

A guy who is sincere, respectful and takes care of himself in every way is what matters to me.
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Old 08-23-10, 10:31 AM   #3
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These are some pretty shallow questions.

A guy who is sincere, respectful and takes care of himself in every way is what matters to me.
Umm. Men are shallow. The questions fit.
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Umm. Men are shallow. The questions fit.
Being shallow also makes life less stressful
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Duly noted. These are questions for the female, no?
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1. Casual banter/yes

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Yeah I suppose they are. My answer would be similiar to yours. As long as they are respectful, truthful, and puts at least some effort into his appearance.
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Old 08-23-10, 12:06 PM   #8
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Do you like peanut butter?
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Yes and crunchy with lotsa nuts

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Why is there a connection between periods and chocolate?
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If women are human, how do they bleed for several days at a time and not die?
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Hormones and the changing caloric needs of the body.

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Because women are divine.
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Actually I think it's psychosomatic for me, and it's not only chocolate, it's salty stuffs too. Lay's Ruffled Original and a choco-bar....Delish!

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I have a question for the females...but I don't quite know how to phrase it. I'll work on that.
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My wife is a theater nut. I am not. We have season tickets, but she likes to see plays at other venues which are sometimes far away. She also participates in community theater.

How often should I have to see two plays in as many days?
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My wife is a theater nut. I am not. We have season tickets, but she likes to see plays at other venues which are sometimes far away. She also participates in community theater.

How often should I have to see two plays in as many days?
I would think quarterly would be fair.
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My wife is a theater nut. I am not. We have season tickets, but she likes to see plays at other venues which are sometimes far away. She also participates in community theater.

How often should I have to see two plays in as many days?
Can you get drunk at these events? This has an impact on the time between them.
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I have a question. How come you women always get mad when your husbands/boyfriends try to teach you something, like how to fix a flat, or the best way to paint trim on a baseboard, or pretty much anything else? Even if it's something we've done a thousand times and you've never done once, you still insist on doing it yourself even if the job turns out crappy? Yet, if another guy tries to tell you how, you're all ears.
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I have a question. How come you women always get mad when your husbands/boyfriends try to teach you something, like how to fix a flat, or the best way to paint trim on a baseboard, or pretty much anything else? Even if it's something we've done a thousand times and you've never done once, you still insist on doing it yourself even if the job turns out crappy? Yet, if another guy tries to tell you how, you're all ears.

That's because we live with you and we know you don't know what you are talking about. The other guy however, he might actually know.

This goes both ways, I've tried to tell a guy something, only to hear...'Oh so and so said this the other day'...yeah and I only said it months ago. Ugh
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My wife is a theater nut. I am not. We have season tickets, but she likes to see plays at other venues which are sometimes far away. She also participates in community theater.

How often should I have to see two plays in as many days?
Does she expect you to go everytime? Can she take a friend instead of you, so that you can go off and enjoy things you like? I think it's all about compromise.
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I love the theater, even community theater and even improv! But two nights in a row? Nunh-unh! Maybe once every two years hit the theater twice in a row. Would have to be some special occasion.
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Skinny tall guys; chubby short guys; skinny short guys; tall chubby guys?
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