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Old 08-24-10, 03:48 PM   #1
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In an event of a zombie apocalypse , you would.....

I would get to my nearest gun store (big 5, weapon store) stock up on weapons and such pronto... then pick a retail/grocery store and lock it down, probably walmart or costco... maybe somewhere small to keep track of who's coming in or going out. surround the perimeter with land mines about 200 feet away from the store. bring lots of hot girls... hide out for about a few months... and repopulate... go out and find survivors and repopulate some more... and kick some left over zombie butt. ;D

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Hot girls are like zombie magnets.

I've already got a shotgun and a machete so I think I'll be okay. Also, one thing the movies never seem to mention is that even though it would get bad for a while, they would eventually rot down to skeletons and everything would be okay. Good Lordy, if a zombie outbreak happened in August it would be a non-issue by October. SE Tennessee makes ripe petunias pretty quickly.
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I would get to my nearest gun store (big 5, weapon store) stock up on weapons and such pronto... then pick a grocery store and lock it down, probably walmart or costco... maybe somewhere small to keep track of who's coming in or going out. surround the perimeter with land mines about 200 feet away from the store. bring lots of hot girls... hide out for about a few months... and repopulate... go out and find survivors and repopulate some more... and kick some left over zombie butt. ;D
I would get to that Costco while you were at Big 5, lock it down with proper staff. When you came, I'd chain you out in the parking lot to a stake. Thanks for taking one for the team, champ.
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Old 08-24-10, 04:17 PM   #6
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I would get to that Costco while you were at Big 5, lock it down with proper staff. When you came, I'd chain you out in the parking lot to a stake. Thanks for taking one for the team, champ.
i'll just go to walmart then... no biggy. or i can just toss some grenades in and blow through your barricade and get to walmart after.
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i'll just go to walmart then... no biggy. or i can just toss some grenades in and blow through your barricade and get to walmart after.
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I took the "Would You Surive The Zombie Apocaplypse" quiz and cam out of it with flying colours because I did not opt to hole up in some store (zombies will find a way in), capped every friend I suspected of being infected (they will get you), and made for the hills.

Shotgun and uzi are the way to go for melee situations as you can only swing a machete so many times before your arm gets tired or it lodges in the neck of some undead monstrosity.

Something that was not in the test was whether one had a zombie killing cat like Thunderhead to provide backup.
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Hot girls are like zombie magnets.

I've already got a shotgun and a machete so I think I'll be okay. Also, one thing the movies never seem to mention is that even though it would get bad for a while, they would eventually rot down to skeletons and everything would be okay. Good Lordy, if a zombie outbreak happened in August it would be a non-issue by October. SE Tennessee makes ripe petunias pretty quickly.
I think you are wrong about this. I mean DC is still full of them, although sometimes new ones seem to appear and the old ones disappear. Always seems to be right after the elections too.
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I would just close the gate to ther holler & go about my business. U.P.S. would still deliver, right???
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I think you are wrong about this. I mean DC is still full of them, although sometimes new ones seem to appear and the old ones disappear. Always seems to be right after the elections too.
Those aren't zombies, those are high-level Lich Lords, like Charles Rangel.
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i'll just go to walmart then... No biggy. Or i can just toss some grenades in and blow through walmart .
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I would drive along the interstate highways and rummage through the gas and food stations located along there.
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I have land on a nice high ridge, two good high-power rifles and enough ammo to keep them at bay for a while. I also have neighbors with a machine gun and even more ammo
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I'd stay well away from widows. I've seen the original Night of the Living Dead. I know that the biggest danger in a zombie outbreak is the roving bands of well armed rednecks.
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I'd stay well away from widows. I've seen the original Night of the Living Dead. I know that the biggest danger in a zombie outbreak is the roving bands of well armed rednecks.
darn, I forgot about those pack riders.

In that case, I'll hole up in a potato farm.
I wouldn't want to wander inside a corn or wheat field.
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Why would you want to survive something like that in the first place? I would volunteer myself to be one of the first to go.
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