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    Free Stuff

    One of pharmacists that I am working with on this trip just handed me and my colleague tickets for The Black Crows tonight. I love free stuff.
    Your turtle skirt is exposing your FUPA.

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    you gonna wear a turtle skirt?
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    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
    you gonna wear a turtle skirt?
    I was thinking about it. I'm not sure that I want to convey the "I'm a ****" image just yet to the new guy and my client.
    Your turtle skirt is exposing your FUPA.

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    What time should I be there?
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    Quote Originally Posted by crackerjab View Post
    I was thinking about it. I'm not sure that I want to convey the "I'm a ****" image just yet to the new guy and my client.
    Isn't that sort of like "Better to keep your mouth shut and be thought a fool?"
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    Quote Originally Posted by MangoPumpkin View Post
    What time should I be there?
    Is he borrowing your skirt? If so, I would make him come to your place.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
    Is he borrowing your skirt? If so, I would make him come to your place.
    My skirt isn't touching his FUPA
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    Quote Originally Posted by MangoPumpkin View Post
    My skirt isn't touching his FUPA
    dang, how short is your skirt anyway?
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    the rest of us just love paying for all that free stuff with higher drug prices, too!
    As with mud, life, too, slides by.

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    Quote Originally Posted by apclassic9 View Post
    the rest of us just love paying for all that free stuff with higher drug prices, too!
    Me getting free tickets has nothing to do with high drug prices.
    Your turtle skirt is exposing your FUPA.

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    By the way, the show was great. They did a 10 song acoustic set, followed by a 10 song full on rock your socks off set.
    Your turtle skirt is exposing your FUPA.

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    *grumble grumble*
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    Quote Originally Posted by MangoPumpkin View Post
    *grumble grumble*
    Don't be mad. Want me to hang you by your feet and turn that frown upside down?
    Your turtle skirt is exposing your FUPA.

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    Quote Originally Posted by crackerjab View Post
    Don't be mad. Want me to hang you by your feet and turn that frown upside down?
    Then I'll be at FUPA ground zero....

    I'd wait til my coffee digests before whipping me upside down..unless you like roman showers.

    Did they play She Talks To Angels?
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