Advertise on Bikeforums.net



User Tag List

Page 1 of 2 12 LastLast
Results 1 to 25 of 47
  1. #1
    Unique Vintage Steel cuda2k's Avatar
    Join Date
    May 2005
    Location
    Allen, TX
    My Bikes
    Kirk Frameworks JKS-C, Serotta Nova, Gazelle AB-Frame, Fuji Team Issue, Schwinn Crosscut, All-City Space Horse
    Posts
    11,493
    Mentioned
    2 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)

    Ask the Stoned Guy thread - often imitated, never duplicated. August 2010 edition

    Yup time again for me to have my semi-yearly (or so it seems) round of surgery to stay one step ahead of my skin's desire to kill me. This time there are only 3 cuts scheduled, the first was this afternoon, just below the knee on the inside of my leg. Let's just say I won't be riding any time soon with this one.

    As a side benefit to you all in Foo, as it has become tradition, once I get hopped up on some Hydrocodone, I'm here to answer your questions about life, the universe and everything. So let the questions start rolling, I'll be back in about an hour to start the pondering on the answers.

  2. #2
    On a Mission from God FunkyStickman's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2009
    Location
    Thibodaux, LA
    My Bikes
    Custom chopper, Surly LHT
    Posts
    1,990
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    This is the first thing I thought of.


  3. #3
    Still can't climb
    Join Date
    Sep 2006
    Location
    Limey in Taiwan
    Posts
    19,297
    Mentioned
    188 Post(s)
    Tagged
    1 Thread(s)
    is the universe expanding or contracting?
    See? You are a mack daddy Coasting.....quote hannahmontana
    Coasting, you are a mack daddy and a genius....quote Serendipper

  4. #4
    Still can't climb
    Join Date
    Sep 2006
    Location
    Limey in Taiwan
    Posts
    19,297
    Mentioned
    188 Post(s)
    Tagged
    1 Thread(s)
    why do i lose one sock every time i wash my clothes?
    See? You are a mack daddy Coasting.....quote hannahmontana
    Coasting, you are a mack daddy and a genius....quote Serendipper

  5. #5
    You Know!? For Kids! jsharr's Avatar
    Join Date
    Apr 2005
    Location
    Just NW of Richardson Bike Mart
    My Bikes
    '05 Trek 1200 / '90 Trek 8000 / '? Falcon Europa
    Posts
    6,034
    Mentioned
    10 Post(s)
    Tagged
    3 Thread(s)
    Are your guns all locked up?
    Are you a registered member? Why not? Click here to register. It's free and only takes 27 seconds! Help out the forums, abide by our community guidelines.
    Quote Originally Posted by colorider View Post
    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

  6. #6
    Still can't climb
    Join Date
    Sep 2006
    Location
    Limey in Taiwan
    Posts
    19,297
    Mentioned
    188 Post(s)
    Tagged
    1 Thread(s)
    what does Hydrocodone feel when you take it? is it prescription only?
    See? You are a mack daddy Coasting.....quote hannahmontana
    Coasting, you are a mack daddy and a genius....quote Serendipper

  7. #7
    Still can't climb
    Join Date
    Sep 2006
    Location
    Limey in Taiwan
    Posts
    19,297
    Mentioned
    188 Post(s)
    Tagged
    1 Thread(s)
    why don't beans make me fart anymore?
    See? You are a mack daddy Coasting.....quote hannahmontana
    Coasting, you are a mack daddy and a genius....quote Serendipper

  8. #8
    Still can't climb
    Join Date
    Sep 2006
    Location
    Limey in Taiwan
    Posts
    19,297
    Mentioned
    188 Post(s)
    Tagged
    1 Thread(s)
    where do ducks go in the winter?
    See? You are a mack daddy Coasting.....quote hannahmontana
    Coasting, you are a mack daddy and a genius....quote Serendipper

  9. #9
    Still can't climb
    Join Date
    Sep 2006
    Location
    Limey in Taiwan
    Posts
    19,297
    Mentioned
    188 Post(s)
    Tagged
    1 Thread(s)
    do the ends justify the means?
    See? You are a mack daddy Coasting.....quote hannahmontana
    Coasting, you are a mack daddy and a genius....quote Serendipper

  10. #10
    Still can't climb
    Join Date
    Sep 2006
    Location
    Limey in Taiwan
    Posts
    19,297
    Mentioned
    188 Post(s)
    Tagged
    1 Thread(s)
    will my stream of consciousness ever end?
    See? You are a mack daddy Coasting.....quote hannahmontana
    Coasting, you are a mack daddy and a genius....quote Serendipper

  11. #11
    Still can't climb
    Join Date
    Sep 2006
    Location
    Limey in Taiwan
    Posts
    19,297
    Mentioned
    188 Post(s)
    Tagged
    1 Thread(s)
    why are women always right?
    See? You are a mack daddy Coasting.....quote hannahmontana
    Coasting, you are a mack daddy and a genius....quote Serendipper

  12. #12
    Senior Member Nota's Avatar
    Join Date
    Aug 2008
    Location
    Omnipresent
    My Bikes
    a celeste green one; 5.5 Madone
    Posts
    240
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    What if, somewhere, in some alternate reality plane of existence, there really were answers to all our rhetorical questions? That would explain a lot.
    When I was a boy of fourteen, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be twenty-one, I was astonished by how much he'd learned in seven years. Mark Twain (apocryphal)

  13. #13
    Unique Vintage Steel cuda2k's Avatar
    Join Date
    May 2005
    Location
    Allen, TX
    My Bikes
    Kirk Frameworks JKS-C, Serotta Nova, Gazelle AB-Frame, Fuji Team Issue, Schwinn Crosscut, All-City Space Horse
    Posts
    11,493
    Mentioned
    2 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    Quote Originally Posted by coasting View Post
    is the universe expanding or contracting?
    At the moment, I would say it's closer to a swirling motion. But that may just be me.

    Quote Originally Posted by coasting View Post
    why do i lose one sock every time i wash my clothes?
    Ask a woman, they're the ones that are always correct right? Seriously though, if you lose a sock every time you wash, perhaps you should stop taking drugs before doing laundry.

    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
    Are your guns all locked up?
    Affirmative. So is the reloading equipment.

    Quote Originally Posted by coasting View Post
    what does Hydrocodone feel when you take it? is it prescription only?
    I can't imagine that hydrocodone feels very good when I take it. Stomach acid isn't a pleasant thing to be dunked into. And I don't think the burger and fries I had just before did too much towards providing safe haven for a poor little white pill or two.

    Yes, it is a script only.

  14. #14
    Unique Vintage Steel cuda2k's Avatar
    Join Date
    May 2005
    Location
    Allen, TX
    My Bikes
    Kirk Frameworks JKS-C, Serotta Nova, Gazelle AB-Frame, Fuji Team Issue, Schwinn Crosscut, All-City Space Horse
    Posts
    11,493
    Mentioned
    2 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    Quote Originally Posted by coasting View Post
    why don't beans make me fart anymore?
    Are you still breathing? your heart still beating? Just checking these possible causes first.

    Quote Originally Posted by coasting View Post
    where do ducks go in the winter?
    I hear Cuba is safe from most hunters these days...

    Quote Originally Posted by coasting View Post
    do the ends justify the means?
    The end of what? Is this a message from my skin informing me that it is not pleased that I keep cutting out it's bastains of evil and darkness?

    Quote Originally Posted by coasting View Post
    will my stream of consciousness ever end?
    Probably. But I'm not a fortune teller. I can tell you what I think, or what my mind thinks, or what thoughts are in my mind, not sure if its thinking or just randomly bouncing. Bounce bounce bounce.

  15. #15
    Unique Vintage Steel cuda2k's Avatar
    Join Date
    May 2005
    Location
    Allen, TX
    My Bikes
    Kirk Frameworks JKS-C, Serotta Nova, Gazelle AB-Frame, Fuji Team Issue, Schwinn Crosscut, All-City Space Horse
    Posts
    11,493
    Mentioned
    2 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    Quote Originally Posted by coasting View Post
    why are women always right?
    They make it that way. They are crafty ones the women. But they're also cute, so they are allowed to be.

    Quote Originally Posted by Nota View Post
    What if, somewhere, in some alternate reality plane of existence, there really were answers to all our rhetorical questions? That would explain a lot.
    Of course there is an alternative reality plane of existance where your rhetorical questions have answers! There is I tell you! And in my hand there is but the single bottle of that which allows me to peer through the fog of space and time which seperates our reality form that.

  16. #16
    Still can't climb
    Join Date
    Sep 2006
    Location
    Limey in Taiwan
    Posts
    19,297
    Mentioned
    188 Post(s)
    Tagged
    1 Thread(s)
    thanks. i am enlightened.
    See? You are a mack daddy Coasting.....quote hannahmontana
    Coasting, you are a mack daddy and a genius....quote Serendipper

  17. #17
    Bicycle Repair Man !!! Sixty Fiver's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2007
    Location
    YEG
    My Bikes
    See my sig...
    Posts
    25,157
    Mentioned
    10 Post(s)
    Tagged
    1 Thread(s)
    You are on your own here partner... am not nearly stoned enough today to help out.

    Unless you want to share your drugs with me.

  18. #18
    Senior Member Nota's Avatar
    Join Date
    Aug 2008
    Location
    Omnipresent
    My Bikes
    a celeste green one; 5.5 Madone
    Posts
    240
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    Quote Originally Posted by cuda2k View Post
    ..., once I get hopped up on some Hydrocodone,...
    You do realize, of course, that Hydrocodone has a down side; it will bind your ass up? Take too many, and you won't **** for a week.

    The up side to that is, you'll have a good excuse when people tell you you're full of ****.
    When I was a boy of fourteen, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be twenty-one, I was astonished by how much he'd learned in seven years. Mark Twain (apocryphal)

  19. #19
    Sore saddle cyclist Shifty's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2005
    Location
    Eugene, OR
    My Bikes
    Road, touring and mountain
    Posts
    3,700
    Mentioned
    1 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    Steel is so last century for bike frames, why on earth do people still insist on using it?
    Those voices in your head aren't real, but they have some great ideas

  20. #20
    BF Risk Manager
    Join Date
    Mar 2006
    Location
    Snohomish County, Washington USA
    My Bikes
    Road, mountain and folding
    Posts
    894
    Mentioned
    1 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    Will your lesions have clear margins?
    Regards, MillCreek
    Snohomish County, Washington USA

  21. #21
    Unique Vintage Steel cuda2k's Avatar
    Join Date
    May 2005
    Location
    Allen, TX
    My Bikes
    Kirk Frameworks JKS-C, Serotta Nova, Gazelle AB-Frame, Fuji Team Issue, Schwinn Crosscut, All-City Space Horse
    Posts
    11,493
    Mentioned
    2 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    Quote Originally Posted by Nota View Post
    You do realize, of course, that Hydrocodone has a down side; it will bind your ass up? Take too many, and you won't **** for a week.

    The up side to that is, you'll have a good excuse when people tell you you're full of ****.
    I never need an excuse for that claim. I'll leave it to you to decide if that's because I'm always full of it, or I never am.

    Quote Originally Posted by Shifty View Post
    Steel is so last century for bike frames, why on earth do people still insist on using it?
    carbon mutters, aluminum screams, steel sings.

    Quote Originally Posted by MillCreek View Post
    Will your lesions have clear margins?
    Sure hope so. These are dysplasic, but with a history of malenoma, we can't be too careful.

  22. #22
    Unique Vintage Steel cuda2k's Avatar
    Join Date
    May 2005
    Location
    Allen, TX
    My Bikes
    Kirk Frameworks JKS-C, Serotta Nova, Gazelle AB-Frame, Fuji Team Issue, Schwinn Crosscut, All-City Space Horse
    Posts
    11,493
    Mentioned
    2 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    Vuelta on Universal Sports - it would be greatness even if I wasn't on drugs!

  23. #23
    I was poisoned! dstrong's Avatar
    Join Date
    Aug 2005
    Location
    Awesome, Austin, TX
    My Bikes
    Interloc Impala, ParkPre Image C6
    Posts
    3,613
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)
    Tagged
    1 Thread(s)
    So...no trip to Wichita Falls on Saturday, eh?

    2003 Interloc Impala2003 Interloc Impala2007 ParkPre Image C62003 Interloc Impala2004 Specialized Rockhopper

  24. #24
    Unique Vintage Steel cuda2k's Avatar
    Join Date
    May 2005
    Location
    Allen, TX
    My Bikes
    Kirk Frameworks JKS-C, Serotta Nova, Gazelle AB-Frame, Fuji Team Issue, Schwinn Crosscut, All-City Space Horse
    Posts
    11,493
    Mentioned
    2 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    That would be a negative there dstrong. Tomorrow I plan on sleeping late, maybe limping out to the back patio to have breakfast, then enjoy the rest of the day indoors and in the A/C. Closest to cycling I'll be doing any time soon is watching it on TV or hanging out with some of the club members post-ride.

    // what, don't tell me Foo is out of questions.

  25. #25
    You Know!? For Kids! jsharr's Avatar
    Join Date
    Apr 2005
    Location
    Just NW of Richardson Bike Mart
    My Bikes
    '05 Trek 1200 / '90 Trek 8000 / '? Falcon Europa
    Posts
    6,034
    Mentioned
    10 Post(s)
    Tagged
    3 Thread(s)
    What should I have for lunch, the Healthy Choice in the freezer, or the chocolate cake in the fridge?
    Are you a registered member? Why not? Click here to register. It's free and only takes 27 seconds! Help out the forums, abide by our community guidelines.
    Quote Originally Posted by colorider View Post
    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

Page 1 of 2 12 LastLast

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •