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Old 09-07-10, 12:20 PM   #1
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My car speaks in Khoisan

or I think that is what is was speaking. I put my key in and it made a series of unintelligible clicks and then remained silent. I found it quite perplexing, as I had the kids in the car and I am driving the carpool this week.

So we all loaded into the wife's car and the kids were delivered to school. Upon my return home, I tried to get the car to speak again, but it was closed mouthed. I decided maybe I should buy it something. It recently got new tires and new oil, so my options were limited. I decided on a new battery. So 20 minutes and $80 later, I had a brand new box full of shocks installed under the hood. The car would now start, but still refuses to speak the click talk language to me.

I am sadly elated at this.
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Old 09-07-10, 12:26 PM   #2
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damned furren cars.
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Old 09-07-10, 01:49 PM   #3
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Try and buy it a coke.
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Old 09-07-10, 09:54 PM   #4
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That has to be better than whatever language Ruben's car was speaking.
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The gods must be crazy.
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Beat me to it Serendipper. Nice one Hardy!
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Try it now!
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Old 09-08-10, 04:07 AM   #8
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You got a box of shocks for $80??

Daaaaaaaaaaaaang.
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Just plain clicks? no wakka, wakka wakka, or waka waca boom wacka?
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Just plain clicks? no wakka, wakka wakka, or waka waca boom wacka?
I think those are the noises coming from his bathroom, not his car.
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