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    For Smart Car Owners and Battle Tank Drivers...

    Somebody explain me WHY?

    "Hoy es un dia normal, pero yo voy a hacerlo intenso" ~ Juanes

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    krazy germans must have figured they wanted a modern version of this: http://www.kettenkrad.com/gallery.html

    someone must have figured that tracks were better than fittin on a 8x8 with the weenie wheels it comes with.
    I wonder if it can beat a pathfinder, jeep or land rover offroad.
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    Food for thought: if you aren't dead by 2050, you and your entire family will be within a few years from starvation. Now that is a cruel gift to leave for your offspring. ;)
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    Who cares why - it's awesome!

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    Oh that's HELLA tight!!
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    I'm not entirely positive, given that it appears to be a very narrow track, but that looks like it would take significant modification to the structure of the car.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Siu Blue Wind View Post
    Oh that's HELLA tight!!
    yes
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    Quote Originally Posted by RubenX View Post
    Somebody explain me WHY?
    They're planning to invade Lichtenstein?

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    Quote Originally Posted by AEO View Post
    krazy germans must have figured they wanted a modern version of this: http://www.kettenkrad.com/gallery.html

    someone must have figured that tracks were better than fittin on a 8x8 with the weenie wheels it comes with.
    I wonder if it can beat a pathfinder, jeep or land rover offroad.
    Look at the ground clearance. This is obviously someone who just wanted to put tracks on a Smart Car.

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    That would be lots of fun if it existed, or at least had doors. Honestly though, don't treads work better when there isn't a fender covering the front end?
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    Quote Originally Posted by iamlucky13 View Post
    I'm not entirely positive, given that it appears to be a very narrow track, but that looks like it would take significant modification to the structure of the car.
    Looks suspiciously like a Photoshop job. A nice one, but still...
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    What a smartypanzer that guy is.
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    I am pretty sure it is a photoshop, based on this image that I found.

    smart_normal-300x&.jpg
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    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    Wow... amazing photoshopage indeed...
    "Hoy es un dia normal, pero yo voy a hacerlo intenso" ~ Juanes

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    Its missing a turet and a ***. I think a 3" should suffice for the ***.

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    Why? Cause they can. Same reason they put a jet engine inside a motorcycle

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    Quote Originally Posted by ModoVincere View Post
    Its missing a turet and a ***. I think a 3" should suffice for the ***.
    err....second thought...its still a smart car. Perhaps a .22 on a turret would be good.

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    Seems like a smart panzer would need a smart weapon. How about a TOW launcher on the roof?

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    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
    I am pretty sure it is a photoshop, based on this image that I found.

    smart_normal-300x&.jpg
    Jsharr you know you just let all the air out of my potato chip bag, right?
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    Quote Originally Posted by ModoVincere View Post
    err....second thought...its still a smart car. Perhaps a .22 on a turret would be good.
    Like the Vespas with a bazooka on it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Siu Blue Wind View Post
    Jsharr you know you just let all the air out of my potato chip bag, right?
    might as well eat the chips then. What flavor are they? Can I have some?
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    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
    What a smartypanzer that guy is.
    very clever jsharr
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    How are you ever going to live in the real world if you can't get along with people who don't believe what your do?

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    Quote Originally Posted by RubenX View Post
    Somebody explain me WHY?

    I want one for the mean streets of Oakville.
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    How are you ever going to live in the real world if you can't get along with people who don't believe what your do?

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    Canadians made a ***pile (nearly 30k) of those in wwii


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    If any car screamed "eyelashes!" it's that right there.

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    well, with the continuing economic problems in the EU, the Bundeswehr is obviously downsizing. HA!
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