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Old 09-09-10, 09:43 PM   #1
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For Smart Car Owners and Battle Tank Drivers...

Somebody explain me WHY?

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Old 09-09-10, 10:06 PM   #2
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krazy germans must have figured they wanted a modern version of this: http://www.kettenkrad.com/gallery.html

someone must have figured that tracks were better than fittin on a 8x8 with the weenie wheels it comes with.
I wonder if it can beat a pathfinder, jeep or land rover offroad.
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Old 09-09-10, 10:59 PM   #3
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Who cares why - it's awesome!
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Oh that's HELLA tight!!
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I'm not entirely positive, given that it appears to be a very narrow track, but that looks like it would take significant modification to the structure of the car.
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They're planning to invade Lichtenstein?
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Old 09-10-10, 05:27 AM   #8
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krazy germans must have figured they wanted a modern version of this: http://www.kettenkrad.com/gallery.html

someone must have figured that tracks were better than fittin on a 8x8 with the weenie wheels it comes with.
I wonder if it can beat a pathfinder, jeep or land rover offroad.
Look at the ground clearance. This is obviously someone who just wanted to put tracks on a Smart Car.
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Old 09-10-10, 07:20 AM   #9
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That would be lots of fun if it existed, or at least had doors. Honestly though, don't treads work better when there isn't a fender covering the front end?
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I'm not entirely positive, given that it appears to be a very narrow track, but that looks like it would take significant modification to the structure of the car.
Looks suspiciously like a Photoshop job. A nice one, but still...
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What a smartypanzer that guy is.
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I am pretty sure it is a photoshop, based on this image that I found.

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Wow... amazing photoshopage indeed...
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Its missing a turet and a gun. I think a 3" should suffice for the gun.
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Why? Cause they can. Same reason they put a jet engine inside a motorcycle
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Its missing a turet and a gun. I think a 3" should suffice for the gun.
err....second thought...its still a smart car. Perhaps a .22 on a turret would be good.
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Seems like a smart panzer would need a smart weapon. How about a TOW launcher on the roof?

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I am pretty sure it is a photoshop, based on this image that I found.

Jsharr you know you just let all the air out of my potato chip bag, right?
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err....second thought...its still a smart car. Perhaps a .22 on a turret would be good.
Like the Vespas with a bazooka on it.
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Jsharr you know you just let all the air out of my potato chip bag, right?
might as well eat the chips then. What flavor are they? Can I have some?
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Canadians made a ***pile (nearly 30k) of those in wwii

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If any car screamed "eyelashes!" it's that right there.
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well, with the continuing economic problems in the EU, the Bundeswehr is obviously downsizing. HA!
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