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    Veganism or Cannibalism?

    If a vegan eats his/her own boogers, are they still a vegan, or are they technically a cannibal?

    How about toe jam?
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    I think that would be ok since they wouldn't be exploiting themselves...

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    I just threw up!

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    What is this place? Kindergarten?
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    Quote Originally Posted by coasting View Post
    What is this place? Kindergarten?
    No,but were working hard to acheive that level.

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    Only if the boogers and/or toe jam aren't alive.
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    These are good questions...but what I want to know is do vegan vampires exist?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Couch View Post
    I just threw up!

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    I GOT DIBS ON THE BIG PIECES!

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    "Let us hope our weapons are never needed --but do not forget what the common people knew when they demanded the Bill of Rights: An armed citizenry is the first defense, the best defense, and the final defense against tyranny. If guns are outlawed, only the government will have guns. Only the police, the secret police, the military, the hired servants of our rulers. Only the government -- and a few outlaws. I intend to be among the outlaws" - Edward Abbey

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    Quote Originally Posted by chipcom View Post
    I GOT DIBS ON THE BIG PIECES!

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    I heard the man had soup for lunch so I brought some bread.
    To the question at hand, boogers are bodily secretions so they're officially snack. Toe jam...well that's slime from the ground so that would make you a vegan, ain'it?
    I love pho long time.

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    Quote Originally Posted by chipcom View Post
    If a vegan eats his/her own boogers, are they still a vegan, or are they technically a cannibal?

    How about toe jam?
    You've been spending too much time in P&R.
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    Amazing. Hey chip, aren't you a grandfather?
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    You are never too old to eat boogers.
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    what about scabs? where do they fall into the milieu?
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    i can't believe i saw "milieu" here
    coasting, few quotes are worthy of him, and of those, even fewer printable in a family forum......quote 3alarmer

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    Quote Originally Posted by coasting View Post
    i can't believe i saw "milieu" here
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    Quote Originally Posted by coasting View Post
    i can't believe i skipped to "milieu" here
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    A new low has been achieved. Congratulations. I'm going back to the clyde forum now. You people are frightening me a little.

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    Quote Originally Posted by chipcom View Post
    If a vegan eats his/her own boogers, are they still a vegan, or are they technically a cannibal?

    How about toe jam?
    I would never eat toe jam.
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    oops.
    Quote Originally Posted by Jseis View Post
    Is a ukulele player in a mandolin town and banned from all bars by the chief of police unless he leaves his strings and gravy at the front door.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
    what about scabs? where do they fall into the milieu?
    Right above eating your discarded skin after moulting.
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    Dandruff is salad.


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    Quote Originally Posted by cyclokitty View Post
    Dandruff is salad.
    And needs very little additional oil!
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    Ski, bike and wish I was gay.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wordbiker View Post
    And needs very little additional oil!
    But if you do want more oil, scrape some off a teenager's chin.


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    Quote Originally Posted by cyclokitty View Post
    But if you do want more oil, scrape some off a teenager's chin.
    But wouldn't that be exploiting the teenager?
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigbenaugust View Post
    But wouldn't that be exploiting the teenager?
    Does that also mean no more toe nail clippings croutons? Besides, I don't call it exploiting. I call it farming.


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