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    Who has a good sense of humor for going along with my little April Fool Gag (The Admin) Mr. Markets's Avatar
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    Copyright? ROFLMAL

    Got this scammer email at randon today. Check out the last line!

    BTW, John Holmes was a big pron star in the 70's no less.

    ***********************


    Radcliffe Chambers
    11 New Square
    Lincoln's Inn
    London
    WC2A 3QB

    Mobile Phone : +44-703-190-6662
    Email: jholmes2006@w.cn

    Attention:

    Before I start, I must first Apologies for this unsolicited mail to you. I
    am aware that this is certainly an unconventional approach in starting a
    relationship but as time goes on you will realize the need for my action.I
    got your contact through a reliable source called database through UK
    chambers of commerce.

    I am Barr Justin Holmes From United Kingdom. I am a representative; an
    Attorney to Mr. Gerald Brook’s private account, my client Mr. Gerald
    Brook passed away in the Year 2008 may his gentle soul rest in peace. My
    Late client Mr. Gerald Brook who passed away, left behind his fund
    amounted to £ 9,500,000.00 GBPS, (Nine Million Five Hundred Thousand Great
    British Pounds Sterling Only) which he did not supply his next of kin to
    his deposited fund before his death.

    All efforts by me to trace his Next of Kin proved abortive because he did
    not make any will prior to his death.

    The Financial law of British inheritance clearly allows for the deceased
    Bank to use deceased money as deemed fit, should the inheritance money be
    left unclaimed for a period of Nineteen months after the death of the
    account owner. The Governing Body of the BANK where the fund is deposited
    has contacted me on this matter and I am yet to provide the Next of Kin to
    lay claims to the Fund. Under a clear and legitimate agreement with you, I
    shall seek your consent to be presented as the next of Kin so that my late
    client's fund will not be confiscated by the bank after a long period of
    time and taken into the government treasury as unclaimed.

    The reason why I have contacted you now is because I want to present you
    as the beneficiary and next of kin to late Mr. Gerald Brook. I need a
    honest and a trust worthy person to entrust this huge transfer project
    with.

    The British Inheritance Law clearly leaves the bonus of proof of who is or
    is not the next of kin, to the deceased Lawyer (ME), to prove the next of
    kin prior to what he wrote down with me being his Attorney. As the
    deceased Lawyer, the British Law simply states that l have the final say
    of who is the beneficiary of the deceased estate. This is 100% percent
    legal. As a legal representative / attorney, I know this.

    If you are interested in this proposal and you are ready to keep this
    proposition in absolute confidentiality and trust, then contact me at
    once, and we can work out the details.

    YOUR MOBILE PHONE NUMBER IS HIGHLY NEEDED !!

    Yours Faithfully,

    Mobile Phone : +44-703-190-6662
    Email: jholmes2006@w.cn


    Justin Holmes
    © Radcliffe Chambers 2006
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    If you think that's great:


    Anti-Terrorist And Monetary Crimes Division
    FBI Headquarters, Washington, D.C.
    Federal Bureau Of Investigation
    J.Edgar Hoover Building
    935 Pennsylvania Avenue, Nw Washington, D.C. 20535-0001



    Attention:Honorable Beneficiary,

    This is to inform you that it has come to the notice of the federal bureau of investigation (FBI) that the sum of $10.5 million united states dollars were transferred from the central bank of Nigeria to the bank of America here in the united states, bearing your name as the beneficiary.

    We did not believe this at first until we saw the transfer, then we had no other option than to place the funds on hold until you are able to prove to us that you are not a terrorist or a money launderer, by obtaining what is called a diplomatic immunity seal of transfer certificate from the funds originated country.

    Note that we have done a proper investigation on this transaction and from our investigation, this funds truly belongs to you and it is not a scam, but we have instructed the bank of America not to release the $10.5 million to you until you prove the legitimacy of the funds you are about to receive.

    As a matter of fact, you will be charged for money laundering and terrorism, if you fail to prove to us that you are not a terrorist or a money launderer by obtaining the above mentioned certificate from the funds originated country,and if you are found guilty as charged, you will go to jail.

    You have just only 72 hours to prove to us you are not a terrorist, failure to comply with our instruction, you will be arrested and detained until this matter is settled. Meanwhile we have your full contact address which makes it easier for us to arrest you when ever we want to.

    We are going to direct you on how to obtain the required document from the funds originated country in our next email to you, and your $10.5 million will be released to you as soon as the required document is obtained.

    Therefore you have been advised to get back to us immediately you receive this email or you will be arrested by the FBI, YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.
    For more information's and quick response, reply back to us through this email address: (washingtond.c2009@washington.usa.com)
    YOURS FAITHFULLY,

    Mr. Robert S. Mueller, III
    Director Federal Bureau of Investigation



    And

    OFFICE OF THE NATIONAL SECURITY ADVISER TO THE PRESIDENT FEDERAL REPUBLIC OF NIGERIA GET BACK TO ME AT YOUR EARLIEST CONVENIENCE Dear Sir/Madam, I am Lt. Gen. Peter Olu, National Security Adviser to the New President Dr Goodluck Jonathan Federal Republic of Nigeria. I decided to contact you because of the prevailing security report reaching my office and the intense nature of policy in Nigeria. This is to inform you about our plan to send your fund to you via cash delivery. This system will be easier for you and for us. We are going to send your contract part payment of US4.1 Million to you via diplomatic courier Note: The money is coming on two security proof boxes. The boxes are sealed with synthetic nylon seal and padded with machine. This fund was brought to us from America; it was meant for our Local AFEM market. But since the money was not used, I will use my position as the National Security Adviser to the President to send this fund to you. The boxes are coming with a Diplomatic agent who will accompany the boxes to your house address. All you need to do now is to send to me Your full name Your house address Your age Your marital statue Your identity such as, international passport or driver license Your contact phone and fax numbers The Diplomatic attached will travel with it. He will call you immediately he arrives your airport. I hope you understand me. I will let you know by the special grace of God when the boxes are airlifted. Note: The diplomatic does not know the original contents of the boxes. What l declared to them as the contents is Sensitive Photographic Film Material. I did not declare money to them please. If they call you and ask you the contents please tell them the same thing OK, I will let you know how far I have gone with the arrangement. I will secure the Diplomatic immunity clearance certificate that will be tagged on the boxes to make it stand as a diplomatic consignment. This clearance will make it pass every custom checkpoint all over the world without hitch. Confirm the receipt of this message and send the requirements to me immediately you receive this message. If you need more information about this, I will give you the details how to contact the diplomat for more information on how to carry out the plan. I need you response because the boxes are schedule to leave as soon as we hear from you. Reply me immediately you receive this message via Email (olupeterrolu@mail.mn) Call me on my direct phone: (+234-8063619571) or Fax: (234-8029402741) Best Regards, Lt. Gen. Peter Olu

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Markets View Post
    Got this scammer email at randon today. Check out the last line!

    BTW, John Holmes was a big pron star in the 70's no less.

    ***********************


    Radcliffe Chambers
    11 New Square
    Lincoln's Inn
    London
    WC2A 3QB

    Mobile Phone : +44-703-190-6662
    Email: jholmes2006@w.cn

    Attention:

    Before I start, I must first Apologies for this unsolicited mail to you. I
    am aware that this is certainly an unconventional approach in starting a
    relationship but as time goes on you will realize the need for my action.I
    got your contact through a reliable source called database through UK
    chambers of commerce.

    I am Barr Justin Holmes From United Kingdom. I am a representative; an
    Attorney to Mr. Gerald Brook’s private account, my client Mr. Gerald
    Brook passed away in the Year 2008 may his gentle soul rest in peace. My
    Late client Mr. Gerald Brook who passed away, left behind his fund
    amounted to £ 9,500,000.00 GBPS, (Nine Million Five Hundred Thousand Great
    British Pounds Sterling Only) which he did not supply his next of kin to
    his deposited fund before his death.

    All efforts by me to trace his Next of Kin proved abortive because he did
    not make any will prior to his death.

    The Financial law of British inheritance clearly allows for the deceased
    Bank to use deceased money as deemed fit, should the inheritance money be
    left unclaimed for a period of Nineteen months after the death of the
    account owner. The Governing Body of the BANK where the fund is deposited
    has contacted me on this matter and I am yet to provide the Next of Kin to
    lay claims to the Fund. Under a clear and legitimate agreement with you, I
    shall seek your consent to be presented as the next of Kin so that my late
    client's fund will not be confiscated by the bank after a long period of
    time and taken into the government treasury as unclaimed.

    The reason why I have contacted you now is because I want to present you
    as the beneficiary and next of kin to late Mr. Gerald Brook. I need a
    honest and a trust worthy person to entrust this huge transfer project
    with.

    The British Inheritance Law clearly leaves the bonus of proof of who is or
    is not the next of kin, to the deceased Lawyer (ME), to prove the next of
    kin prior to what he wrote down with me being his Attorney. As the
    deceased Lawyer, the British Law simply states that l have the final say
    of who is the beneficiary of the deceased estate. This is 100% percent
    legal. As a legal representative / attorney, I know this.

    If you are interested in this proposal and you are ready to keep this
    proposition in absolute confidentiality and trust, then contact me at
    once, and we can work out the details.

    YOUR MOBILE PHONE NUMBER IS HIGHLY NEEDED !!

    Yours Faithfully,

    Mobile Phone : +44-703-190-6662
    Email: jholmes2006@w.cn


    Justin Holmes
    © Radcliffe Chambers 2006
    That's funnier than the whole message.

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