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    I just broke up with my girl friend

    She was getting in the way of my riding . I did it through a email , Is that to crud ?
    Peace
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    I have another one lined up for friday

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    Yah that's really crude Jarhead you should be more considerate. Does your x ride? Do you have any pictures of her?

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    She rides , but way too slow . She did teach me how to be a great lesbien though . I havent heard back from her . But since Im seperated after a 24 year marriage , I just got the neggie feelings from her .I was telling my 18 year old son to join the airforce and she thought I was pushing him and told me that he didnt want too . well hes 18 , has no job and wrecked one of my cars . That reminded me of who my wife used to baby him . I joined the USMC after my football carreer ended , I broke 3 bones in my leg . I cut off my cast and joined the USMC . When I got out it was so easy to get jobs and stuff . I mean , this was a nice looking gal , I just feel Id like to be alone so when all my kids or grown , I can ride all over without being put in the relationship box
    Im kinda wierd . even elezabeth taylor said " never marry and epileptic , I thinks shes right . I a bit eccentric , but I am a nice guy and enjoy life . And besides , after having sex almost everyday for 9 weeks , I was getting distracted from my workout lifestyle . all the late nights . I take a seizure med and I am no night person . So my next date will be with a women who works with special eds kids , A teacher ! Right In my ball park ! I guess I am some what crud , but Im not mean , I told her I will allways be her friend .

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    Quote Originally Posted by jarhead#42
    She was getting in the way of my riding . I did it through a email , Is that to crud ?
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    I have another one lined up for friday
    To crud, or not to crud? That is the question.

    To be honest though, jar, I don't think it's really a good idea for you to be doing any sort of communicating in written form.
    If we learn from our mistakes, I must be a goddamn genius.

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    Okay
    Im crud , but maybe we can blame this all on the time I spent at paris Island Sc . I guess I am hard , but I am fair LOL . Its a pretty extreme brain washing , one that stays with you forever . And the email has been sent . I dont have any serious feeling for her and life is short . I allready wasted 24 years on my wife . Anyways , my bike is my wife and probably was getting jealous
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    Ahhh, free at last, lol.

    Seriously, you were married? 24 years waisted? Why did you get married in the first place? Why pursue other relationships if your just gonna dump them?

    IMO, I'd rather have a loving wife. It gives me someone to serve and love. Then again I don't know all the dynamics of your situation.
    Last edited by funbun; 09-30-04 at 06:38 AM.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jarhead#42
    Okay
    Im crud , but maybe we can blame this all on the time I spent at paris Island Sc . I guess I am hard , but I am fair LOL . Its a pretty extreme brain washing , one that stays with you forever . And the email has been sent . I dont have any serious feeling for her and life is short . I allready wasted 24 years on my wife . Anyways , my bike is my wife and probably was getting jealous
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    So wait... you broke up with her because you were having too much sex with her?

    I just broke up with my bf cause I wasn't getting enough.



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    Life is such more simple being single
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    Everyone needs a soulmate. And once you find that person stick with them through the good and the bad. Have children. Your children will bless you in ways a childless person can't understand. Do all that you can to keep your family intact until you pass from this world. If you're young, don't rush into this. Time is on your side.

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    IMO, I don't want to date anyone unless I'm looking for a wife. Otherwise it's just pointless. If a person is not wanting to get married for whatever reason why date at all? Dating just to date, from what I've seen only brings pain to both parties and when you do get married you've in essence are already spent because you gave a part of your life to each and every person you've ever dated.

    I think being married and building a family (husabnd, wife, kids)is perhaps the most honerable of all pursuits on earth. When it's all said and done I've never seen a U-haul trailing a hearse. I'd like to see a legacy passed on to another generation. A life lived where I tried to do what's right and correct the wrongs I've done. That's somthing to live for.
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    Moonshoot,I see your from Alabama.
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    Thank god Jarhead's once again 1 step further away from procreation.

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    Quote Originally Posted by slvoid
    Thank god Jarhead's once again 1 step further away from procreation.
    thats awesome

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    Joke: A college professor said while looking at his students test grades, "Castration: the only solution to save human race."
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    Funbun,

    I'm in Opelika/Auburn. Come ride with us if you are ever out this way.

    I bought what I thought was a really cool T-Shirt from ebay. It's a blow up of the Columbus SLX tubing sticker on the old 80s road bikes. Anyway, part of the sticker says "super butted", my wife laughs about that. Your username made me think of that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by funbun
    I think being married and building a family (husabnd, wife, kids)is perhaps the most honerable of all pursuits on earth.
    Same here. Too bad it's illegal for some of us.

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    Quote Originally Posted by funbun
    I think being married and building a family (husabnd, wife, kids)is perhaps the most honerable of all pursuits on earth.
    What about devoting your life to the pursuit of science and making the world a better place?

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    Quote Originally Posted by jarhead#42
    having sex almost everyday for 9 weeks , I was getting distracted from my workout lifestyle
    And here I was thinking that having sex every night for nine weeks straight WAS a workout lifestyle...

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    i know what the effects of paris island can be like and yeah they last a life time i am trying to get my 14 year old stepson to go airforce but he want to be like dad and my youngest son 7 is the same way. my wife also rides too slow but know reason to dump her (she's hot) but even thow i go threw it when we ride together i enjoy the time with her. oh and crud if you have to

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    you mean this is'n the top of the hill

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    Quote Originally Posted by nolageek
    Same here. Too bad it's illegal for some of us.

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    Sure you're allowed to do it. You just have to do it in the privacy of your own home, because no decent "normal" person wants to catch "the gay" from people like you.



    And yes, that was sarcasm heaped upon sarcasm. I'm very much pro-gay marriage.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jarhead#42
    She was getting in the way of my riding . I did it through a email , Is that to crud ?
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    I have another one lined up for friday
    Cool. I wish they would have had email when i was dumping girls. We used to have to call them on the phone back then. What a pain in the arse.

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    Quote Originally Posted by slvoid
    What about devoting your life to the pursuit of science and making the world a better place?
    I don't know jack about science. I can try to raise kids who care about our earth and about other people. I can try to set an example as a good father and husband.

    I think that makes the world a better place.

    Nolageek, I think you'd make a fine parent. I'm sorry too.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ranger
    Cool. I wish they would have had email when i was dumping girls. We used to have to call them on the phone back then. What a pain in the arse.
    If she gives you an @papernapkin.net or @paamail.com address, don't even bother.
    If we learn from our mistakes, I must be a goddamn genius.

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    Just don't give little_lance any love advice, jarhead!

    So many men....so little time!

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