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Old 10-05-10, 07:50 PM   #1
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A Poem.

I

With God

And Jesus Christ

Hope to find Myself

On my bike

And happy

Us

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Old 10-05-10, 08:00 PM   #2
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I

With God

And Jesus Christ

Hope to find Myself

On my bike

With Understanding

Faith
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Old 10-05-10, 08:01 PM   #3
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One, Two, three and four.

Three, Two and one.
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Old 10-05-10, 08:22 PM   #4
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I

May become

An awful man

Lie Cheat and Steal

Something I hate

Not me

Help
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1 Black
1 then
2 white are
3 all I see
5 in my infancy.
8 Red and yellow then came to be,
5 reaching out to me,
3 lets me see.

13 As below, so above and beyond, I imagine
8 drawn beyond the lines of reason.
5 Push the envelope.
3 Watch it bend.

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the bunny sits jauntily
balancing the pancake
on it's bunny head
confusion rages all around
like lemmings
searching for a cliff
ahh to able to fall to freedom
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Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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bacon
oh bacon
oh oh bacon
bacon oh oh
bacon oh
bacon
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bacon
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bacon oh oh
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Hey! You stole my motto!
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beans

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for your heart

the more you eat

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On my bike

And happy

Us

I

am not

with god

and jesus

I will find myself

with my family

on our bikes

and happy

me and mine
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beans

beans

they're good

for your heart

the more you eat

the more you fart
beans

beans

the musical fruit

the more you eat

the more you toot

the more you toot

the better you feel

so eat your beans

with every meal
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so eat your beans

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roses are red
violets are blue
does the gif that tude posted
make your scalp itch too?
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Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Daisy don't wear none,
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There were five things he'd like to ride.
A bicycle, a tricycle, an automobile,
A bow legged woman and a ferris wheel.
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"Women priests? Great, great. Now there's priests of both sexes I don't listen to."

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