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    Flowers for mom Siu Blue Wind's Avatar
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    Ball Park Franks.

    They used to say "They plump when you cook 'em".

    Well hell. They don't plump anymore.

    What's up with that? I feel ripped off.
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    Don't glare at them like you're sizing them up. They're sensitive and self-conscious these days.
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    So size does matter?

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    I like 'em meaty.

    But Dan just told me about some that pop when you bite into them.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Siu Blue Wind View Post
    I like 'em meaty.

    But Dan just told me about some that pop when you bite into them.
    Some pop even before that...so I hear.
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    Dang this is sad. It's time to do some grocery shopping.

    Three fake hotdogs with no buns, just mustard.
    Hot chocolate with vanilla and cinnamon
    Red grapes
    Buttered toast, the butt ends of the loaf.

    Dinner of champions.
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    Hotdogs are for wussy, time to move up to the bratwurst.
    "This is a world you will never understand...and you always fear what you don't understand."- Carmine Falcone

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    MV will plump for you, and you don't even have to cook him.
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    I'm soooooo spoiled on our local yummy hot dogs, Zweigle's - when I leave here, I will be taking a stock of them with me.

    And yeah - BallPark franks do plump - but the minute you set them on your plate, they deflate. Unless you boil the snot out of them (that's how my Mom always served hot dogs) - then they stay rather plumped up - but tasteless.

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    You're doing it wrong; my Ballparks plump.


    Just sayin'.
    I stop for people / whose right of way I honor / but not for no one.



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    It was COLD I tell you!
    “If people were like rain, I was like drizzle and she was a hurricane.”
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tude View Post
    I'm soooooo spoiled on our local yummy hot dogs, Zweigle's - when I leave here, I will be taking a stock of them with me.

    And yeah - BallPark franks do plump - but the minute you set them on your plate, they deflate. Unless you boil the snot out of them (that's how my Mom always served hot dogs) - then they stay rather plumped up - but tasteless.
    Do they still have White Hots up there?
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    .... Other than being completely wrong, you're correct.

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    Flowers for mom Siu Blue Wind's Avatar
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    Don't get all racial trsidn. Nothing wrong with Whites.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Siu Blue Wind View Post
    Don't get all racial trsidn. Nothing wrong with Whites.


    It's a type of hot dog popular in Rochester. Or used to be...
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    .... Other than being completely wrong, you're correct.

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    Mmmm. Mit alles druf...


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    In Buffalo we call them Texas hots. In Texas, people have never heard of them...
    I stop for people / whose right of way I honor / but not for no one.



    Originally Posted by bragi "However, it's never a good idea to overgeneralize."

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    Quote Originally Posted by trsidn View Post
    Do they still have White Hots up there?
    Yup - Zweigle white hots - yum!!!

    I introduced Couchy's family to Zweigle's the first time I visited them.




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    Quote Originally Posted by Siu Blue Wind View Post
    They used to say "They plump when you cook 'em".

    Well hell. They don't plump anymore.

    What's up with that? I feel ripped off.

    They don't "plump whe you cook 'em" but Nathans dogs are the shiznit! Have yet to taste any better.
    You see, their morals, their code...it's a bad joke, dropped at the first sign of trouble. They're only as good as the world allows them to be. I'll show you. When the chips are down, these...These "civilized" people...they'll eat each other. See, I'm not a monster. I'm just ahead of the curve

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    The angus beef ones are pretty good.
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    Here is a whole forum thread devoted to ball park pranks.

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    Hebrew National for the win.
    . “He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.”- Fredrick Nietzsche

    "We can judge the heart of a man by his treatment of animals." - Immanuel Kant

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tom Stormcrowe View Post
    Hebrew National for the win.
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    Time to move up to bratwurst and stone ground mustard.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AllenG View Post
    Time to move up to bratwurst and stone ground mustard.
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