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    BF's Level 12 Wizard SingingSabre's Avatar
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    Amazingly odd question...

    I'm going to an ABC (anything but clothes) party on Saturday and have decided to construct my outfit from old bike parts.

    What would be the best way to glue bike tubes together? Vulcanizing patch cement?

    Thanks guys!
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    contact cement should work.
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    Sew 'em.

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    Quote Originally Posted by StupidlyBrave View Post
    Sew 'em.
    with different colors of thread.

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    I suggest some bar tape, candy wrapping and water bottle you don't want anymore for accents.

    for rubber, I'd sew them together.
    Unless you don't mind your outfit falling apart every chance it gets.
    Food for thought: if you aren't dead by 2050, you and your entire family will be within a few years from starvation. Now that is a cruel gift to leave for your offspring. ;)
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    Well, I'm going to put lights on the back and a pump on the front...
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    Obviously, the guy's like a 12th level white wizard or something. His mere presence is a danger to mortals.

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    Is the pump going to extend toward the front?
    Your turtle skirt is exposing your FUPA.

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    When on a bike, the flashy red lights go on the back... when on the rider, the flashy goes in the front...

    just trust me on that one and don't ask me how I know.
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    you'll have to put the headlights at nipple level.
    Food for thought: if you aren't dead by 2050, you and your entire family will be within a few years from starvation. Now that is a cruel gift to leave for your offspring. ;)
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    Use the seat as a mask. There's a great pickup line to result from that.
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    ummmmm...pics please?

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    Quote Originally Posted by gitarzan View Post
    Use the seat as a mask. There's a great pickup line to result from that.
    does it involve lots of bag balm? or maybe DZ nuts?

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    Quote Originally Posted by crackerjab View Post
    Is the pump going to extend toward the front?
    Of course!

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    ummmmm...pics please?
    For the record, and because there has been confusion about this, I am a dude.

    That said, I'm sure pics will be taken at this party. I doubt they'll be work safe. I mean, I *did* post an implied nude of me in P&R to prove a point, so it's not like there aren't juicy photos of me available...yet I digress...

    Gitarzan, I like your saddle idea. It would make great bling for a necklace, if you know what I mean...
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    Obviously, the guy's like a 12th level white wizard or something. His mere presence is a danger to mortals.

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    show us your lubes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    Odds are the Tucson police will pick this guy up as a pervert before he makes it to the party
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    When is he going? I can probably give him a ride there.
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    Quote Originally Posted by SingingSabre View Post
    For the record, and because there has been confusion about this, I am a dude.
    Yeah...I knew that. It wasn't pics of you that I thought would be interesting.

    Quote Originally Posted by SingingSabre View Post
    That said, I'm sure pics will be taken at this party.
    It's these!

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    Quote Originally Posted by AEO View Post
    you'll have to put the headlights at nipple level.

    This!!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Siu Blue Wind View Post
    When is he going? I can probably give him a ride there.
    So you are dressing in bike parts too?!.....
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    Is there a party like this tonight by any chance? I'm en route to Az right now. But only for the night.
    Your turtle skirt is exposing your FUPA.

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    sounds like you and sabre need to pre party.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
    sounds like you and sabre need to pre party.
    I wish. He's one cool cat. Unfortunatly I'm heading to Phoenix and have an early flight tomorrow back out.
    Your turtle skirt is exposing your FUPA.

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    Quote Originally Posted by crackerjab View Post
    Is there a party like this tonight by any chance? I'm en route to Az right now. But only for the night.
    Sadly, no...

    Quote Originally Posted by Siu Blue Wind View Post
    When is he going? I can probably give him a ride there.
    O rly?

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    It's these!
    Well, we'll see.
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    Obviously, the guy's like a 12th level white wizard or something. His mere presence is a danger to mortals.

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    I an SO looking forward to the pics.

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    You need X X's with bar tape across your nips at least. You could also probably make a bowtie with it and some suspenders to make it fancy. Are you gonna make a thong with the tubes?
    I've got your restraining order right here. [grabs crotch] Restrain this!

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