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Old 10-11-10, 12:36 PM   #1
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Amazingly odd question...

I'm going to an ABC (anything but clothes) party on Saturday and have decided to construct my outfit from old bike parts.

What would be the best way to glue bike tubes together? Vulcanizing patch cement?

Thanks guys!
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Old 10-11-10, 12:49 PM   #2
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contact cement should work.
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Sew 'em.
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with different colors of thread.
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I suggest some bar tape, candy wrapping and water bottle you don't want anymore for accents.

for rubber, I'd sew them together.
Unless you don't mind your outfit falling apart every chance it gets.
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Well, I'm going to put lights on the back and a pump on the front...
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Is the pump going to extend toward the front?
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When on a bike, the flashy red lights go on the back... when on the rider, the flashy goes in the front...

just trust me on that one and don't ask me how I know.
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you'll have to put the headlights at nipple level.
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Use the seat as a mask. There's a great pickup line to result from that.
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ummmmm...pics please?
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does it involve lots of bag balm? or maybe DZ nuts?
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ummmmm...pics please?
For the record, and because there has been confusion about this, I am a dude.

That said, I'm sure pics will be taken at this party. I doubt they'll be work safe. I mean, I *did* post an implied nude of me in P&R to prove a point, so it's not like there aren't juicy photos of me available...yet I digress...

Gitarzan, I like your saddle idea. It would make great bling for a necklace, if you know what I mean...
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show us your lubes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Odds are the Tucson police will pick this guy up as a pervert before he makes it to the party
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When is he going? I can probably give him a ride there.
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Yeah...I knew that. It wasn't pics of you that I thought would be interesting.

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When is he going? I can probably give him a ride there.
So you are dressing in bike parts too?!.....
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Is there a party like this tonight by any chance? I'm en route to Az right now. But only for the night.
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sounds like you and sabre need to pre party.
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sounds like you and sabre need to pre party.
I wish. He's one cool cat. Unfortunatly I'm heading to Phoenix and have an early flight tomorrow back out.
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I an SO looking forward to the pics.
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You need X X's with bar tape across your nips at least. You could also probably make a bowtie with it and some suspenders to make it fancy. Are you gonna make a thong with the tubes?
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