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    Weird phobias/dislikes

    I have a lot. Here are the ones that come to mind though...

    Putting on my shoes... I'm always afraid a spider or some equally creepy bug is in hiding, waiting to make a meal out of me (thank you, Arachnophobia).

    The "biscuits in a can" that pop when you open them (think Jack-in-the-Box... which also freaked me out as a kid).

    Long fingernails on men. :shudder:

    Ok, what's yours?

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    Not weird, but heights really give me the willies.
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    Women that have a lot of unfounded phobias.
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    Quote Originally Posted by gitarzan View Post
    Not weird, but heights really give me the willies.
    don't get high then
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    Bring May Flowers aprilm's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Wordbiker View Post
    Women that have a lot of unfounded phobias.
    Nuh uh. I found mine.


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    I fear that I won't get to share MV with enough women

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    Hey, that's one of mine too!

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    This:



    I have Yoyofobia. When there's a kid playing with a yoyo is near proximity, I feel the need to run away and/or hide inside a closet, until the kid and his yoyo are gone.
    "Hoy es un dia normal, pero yo voy a hacerlo intenso" ~ Juanes

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    malls+holiday shoppers

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    I have several phobias, but none of them are weird.
    "I heard the music and I wrote to it. Some people beat drums, some people strum guitars. It's all in the music you hear" ~ Hunter S. Thompson

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    Guys asking if cycling shorts gives you a camel toe.

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    I clean our kitty litter every morning and night with a huge mask on, looks like an old Army type mask but its actually a really great dust mask I got at Home Depot. My "weird phobia" is that the mask may not be doing the job although I know it is. =0( I also look inside the mask and inspect it carefully before every use as I saw some movie where a wasp was hiding inside some guys scuba mask and he got stung in the throat while under water! =0( Oh, and before you guys ask I have 7 cats which use 8 trays of litter, and yes I scoop them every AM and PM and I also sweep and clean the area daily. If you stepped into my house you wouldn't know by smelling that I had even one cat. =0) Another "weird phobia" I have is laundry, after drying the laundry I fold it but I have to be sure every piece is correct, not inside out or facing backwards, and I have to find the match to every sock, if I don't I feel I've screwed up the balance of my day and the rest of my day will be ruined because of it. Yeah, I have a few issues. LOL!
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    You see, their morals, their code...it's a bad joke, dropped at the first sign of trouble. They're only as good as the world allows them to be. I'll show you. When the chips are down, these...These "civilized" people...they'll eat each other. See, I'm not a monster. I'm just ahead of the curve

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    Quote Originally Posted by dstrong View Post
    Guys asking if cycling shorts gives you a camel toe.
    Haha.
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    I don't like the jackets that look like a hoodie with a shirt over it. Wearing a grey hoodie with a plaid flannel shirt is fine, buying something meant to facsimilate the look is deeply offensive, though. Fake mantelpieces for nonexistent chimneys are another no-no.
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    Going into a hospital. I'm having to overcome my discomfort with my friend in the hospital. I think my phobia comes from my grandfather. He hated hospitals. He refused to go to one until it was too late. He died a few days after being admitted.

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    Ties: My ties must be placed on their own hangers away from my bowties. Bowties get their own hanger and must remain seperate. Demons can be released into our plane of existance if this is not done properly!

    Hats: My brimmed hats must be on their wall hooks and my cotton/ wool caps have their own wall hooks. They cannot hang together on the same wall hooks or, the world can come to an end!

    Shoes: Must be polished or at least get a good buffing before each use! Entire empires are counting on this!
    Hankies must be ironed and folded, ready to use. I CANNOT HAVE A WRINKLED HANKIE!!
    I love pho long time.

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    long time visiter Alfster's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Big_e View Post
    Ties: My ties must be placed on their own hangers away from my bowties. Bowties get their own hanger and must remain seperate. Demons can be released into our plane of existance if this is not done properly!

    Hats: My brimmed hats must be on their wall hooks and my cotton/ wool caps have their own wall hooks. They cannot hang together on the same wall hooks or, the world can come to an end!

    Shoes: Must be polished or at least get a good buffing before each use! Entire empires are counting on this!
    Hankies must be ironed and folded, ready to use. I CANNOT HAVE A WRINKLED HANKIE!!
    Have you done some military service? The military instills pride of organization and cleanliness.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Alfster View Post
    Have you done some military service? The military instills pride of organization and cleanliness.
    No sir but thanks for the compliment. I was a military brat though.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Alfster View Post
    Have you done some military service? The military instills pride of organization and cleanliness.
    I am an expert at rolling panties to fit in your seabag. Ms. MillCreek 2.0 taught me this and it has come in handy countless times. Women are impressed by a man who can roll panties so they are wrinkle-free.
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    I still don't like ticking clocks.

    I don't like it when people point out each other's differences and expand their hate on it. Not sure if that made sense but I really don't like that at all.

    I do, however, love cats.

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    I have phobias of getting a paper cut from cardboard, and helicopters.

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    That mankind will evolve to the point that it can grow ears and toes grow back like my distant lizard cousins can. My harvest on this planet would never end and I would be stuck here for another 7 centuries.
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    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vixtor View Post
    I still don't like ticking clocks.

    I don't like it when people point out each other's differences and expand their hate on it. Not sure if that made sense but I really don't like that at all.

    I do, however, love cats.
    What if the cats start ticking and then hating on each others differences?
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    Quote Originally Posted by colorider View Post
    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MillCreek View Post
    I am an expert at rolling panties to fit in your seabag. Ms. MillCreek 2.0 taught me this and it has come in handy countless times. Women are impressed by a man who can roll panties so they are wrinkle-free.
    They are even more impressed when a man can remove them with.....um, never mind. This is a family site.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Alfster View Post
    Have you done some military service? The military instills pride of organization and cleanliness.
    Hmmm... didn't work very well on me
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    Yet more proof that I'm.. well, pretty much right about everything.

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