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    Hey guyz? Guyz? Wait up!! Siu Blue Wind's Avatar
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    Yogurt. The missile of choice.

    http://www.nbcwashington.com/news/lo...106917938.html

    Virginia State Police are investigating a case of road rage involving two drivers -- one armed with a *** and one with armed with a carton of yogurt.
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    Movies would be a heckuva lot funner if the bad guys used yogurt rather than guns.

    Funner still when the bad girls use it.
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    That's what you get for bringing yogurt to a gunfight?
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    The funny part is that the guy with the yogurt gets charged with a felony, and the guy brandishing a ****** gets charged with a misdemeanor.

    If I were yogurt man, I'd be pissed.
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    Road rage in the DC area and particularly northern Virginia is really bad. The roads are the 3rd most conjested in the country and the growth all occurred fairly recently so you have many old timers who are frustrated because it takes twice as long to commute as it used to.
    You're just trying to start an argument to show how smart you are.

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    That's it. From now on, I'm packing a couple of yogurts every time I get in the car.

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    Is that yogurt in your pocket, or are you just pleased to see me?
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    Watch out! This a pack of yogurt and I know how to use it!
    I love pho long time.

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    I know what you're thinking. "Does that cup contain six strawberries or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is Yoplait, the creamiest yogurt in the world, and the only leading yogurt with vitamin D in every cup, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?
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    Friendly bacteria to the rescue!

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    I loled. Twice. Then I cried. Then I rubbed one out and cried again, but thanks for sharing.

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    Is the quart size the equivalent of heavy artillery? Or a nuclear weapon? And what would you do if someone pulled out some Keifer?

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    "I said I didn't have much use for yogurt. Never said I didn't know how to use it.".
    I love pho long time.

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    This is like a Phantomcow2 thread waiting to happen: "Would It Be Reasonable To Use A Carton of Yogurt To Shield Myself From *** Violence?"

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    "Yogurt! Yogurt! I hate Yogurt! Even with Strawberries. "
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    When some wild eyed eight foot tall maniac grabs you by the throat and taps the back of your favorite head head against the barroom wall, and he looks crooked in the eye, and he ask you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail."

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    Doesn't the second ammendment protect our right to bear yogurt? At least that's what the N.Y.A. (National Yogurt Association) says.

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    When yogurt is outlawed, only outlaws will have yogurt.
    Flying a jet is no different than riding a bicycle. It's just a lot harder to put baseball cards in the spokes.

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    Guns don't kill people, yogurt does.
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    Won't somebody please think about the Streptococcus thermophilus and Lactobacillus bulgaricus?!
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    Partial to cottage cheese, myself.......

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    Chocolate yogurt, or lemon. Maybe strawberry. All others are inferior.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigbenaugust View Post
    Chocolate yogurt, or lemon. Maybe strawberry. All others are inferior.
    Yes, but which one has the best ballistic properties?

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    Oh, I don't throw them. I just eat them.
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    You can have my yogurt when you pry it from my cold, sticky hands
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigbenaugust View Post
    Oh, I don't throw them. I just eat them.
    which one leaves your body at the greatest anal velocity then?
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    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
    which one leaves your body at the greatest anal velocity then?
    That'd be the curry yogurt. Burns like crazy, too.

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