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Old 11-16-10, 11:11 AM   #1
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Yogurt. The missile of choice.

http://www.nbcwashington.com/news/lo...106917938.html

Virginia State Police are investigating a case of road rage involving two drivers -- one armed with a gun and one with armed with a carton of yogurt.
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Old 11-16-10, 11:13 AM   #2
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Movies would be a heckuva lot funner if the bad guys used yogurt rather than guns.

Funner still when the bad girls use it.
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That's what you get for bringing yogurt to a gunfight?
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The funny part is that the guy with the yogurt gets charged with a felony, and the guy brandishing a pistol gets charged with a misdemeanor.

If I were yogurt man, I'd be pissed.
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Old 11-16-10, 12:57 PM   #5
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Road rage in the DC area and particularly northern Virginia is really bad. The roads are the 3rd most conjested in the country and the growth all occurred fairly recently so you have many old timers who are frustrated because it takes twice as long to commute as it used to.
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That's it. From now on, I'm packing a couple of yogurts every time I get in the car.
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Is that yogurt in your pocket, or are you just pleased to see me?
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Watch out! This a pack of yogurt and I know how to use it!
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I know what you're thinking. "Does that cup contain six strawberries or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is Yoplait, the creamiest yogurt in the world, and the only leading yogurt with vitamin D in every cup, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?
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Friendly bacteria to the rescue!
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Is the quart size the equivalent of heavy artillery? Or a nuclear weapon? And what would you do if someone pulled out some Keifer?
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"I said I didn't have much use for yogurt. Never said I didn't know how to use it.".
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This is like a Phantomcow2 thread waiting to happen: "Would It Be Reasonable To Use A Carton of Yogurt To Shield Myself From Gun Violence?"

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"Yogurt! Yogurt! I hate Yogurt! Even with Strawberries. "
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Doesn't the second ammendment protect our right to bear yogurt? At least that's what the N.Y.A. (National Yogurt Association) says.
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When yogurt is outlawed, only outlaws will have yogurt.
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Guns don't kill people, yogurt does.
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Won't somebody please think about the Streptococcus thermophilus and Lactobacillus bulgaricus?!
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Chocolate yogurt, or lemon. Maybe strawberry. All others are inferior.
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Chocolate yogurt, or lemon. Maybe strawberry. All others are inferior.
Yes, but which one has the best ballistic properties?
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Oh, I don't throw them. I just eat them.
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You can have my yogurt when you pry it from my cold, sticky hands
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which one leaves your body at the greatest anal velocity then?
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which one leaves your body at the greatest anal velocity then?
That'd be the curry yogurt. Burns like crazy, too.
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