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    (((Fully Awake))) Serendipper's Avatar
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    The Bad Poetry Thread

    The autumn leaves
    gently falls on the grass
    like a golden shower
    of warm yellow snow
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    無上甚深微妙法 .... 百千萬劫難遭遇..... 我今見聞得受持

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    You Know!? For Kids! jsharr's Avatar
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    The bluish light enters the cell
    guard tower search lights probe
    so does my cell mate
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    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    A weekend of camping, what a joy!
    To be one with nature
    I squat down, lacking toilet paper
    I use the leaves by a tree
    A squirrel screams out
    "Watch out, leaves of three!"
    I love pho long time.

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    You Know!? For Kids! jsharr's Avatar
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    Can I have £50 to mend the shed?
    I'm right on my uppers.
    I can pay you back When this postal order comes from Australia.
    Honestly.
    Hope the bladder trouble's getting better.
    Love, Ewan.
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    Quote Originally Posted by colorider View Post
    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    You Know!? For Kids! jsharr's Avatar
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    Oh give to me a shillin' for some **** and I'll pay yet back on Thursday,
    but if you wait till Saturday I'm expecting a divvy from the Harpenden Building Society
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    Quote Originally Posted by colorider View Post
    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    You Know!? For Kids! jsharr's Avatar
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    Pointy Birds
    O pointy birds,
    O pointy pointy.
    Anoint my head,
    Anointy-nointy.
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    Quote Originally Posted by colorider View Post
    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    You Know!? For Kids! jsharr's Avatar
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    In Dillan's Grove my love did die,
    and now in ground shall ever lie.
    None could ever replace her visage,
    until your face brought thoughts of kissage
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    Quote Originally Posted by colorider View Post
    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    Noel, Noel, Noel
    May all my enemies
    Go to hell.

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    ....gets the cheese Second Mouse's Avatar
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    Only at
    3 am
    In the library
    Can you find
    Your best friend
    Dressed as a platinum blond transvestite with way too many swimsuits
    Dancing to a telephone
    Ring

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    Bicycle Repair Man !!! Sixty Fiver's Avatar
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    They can't handle snow,
    It is where the leafs blow,
    Go Habs

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    I am just a cowboy,
    Looking for a divorce.
    My woman, she done left me.
    She run off with my horse.
    The search for inner peace continues...

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    In Praise of Mayonnaise

    Beneath the yellow crust, lies the thing I lust.
    It slathers smooth and creamy, to make my Ruben dreamy.
    Add relish and chunks of chicken, and my fingers I'll be a lickin.
    A dab for dipping fries, and feeding my pet flies.
    The search for inner peace continues...

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    Bicycle Repair Man !!! Sixty Fiver's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by USAZorro View Post
    I am just a cowboy,
    Looking for a divorce.
    My woman, she done left me.
    She run off with my horse.
    Those are the lyrics to every country song ever written.

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    ....gets the cheese Second Mouse's Avatar
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    Fynn burfl,
    bedak haarp gup?
    Glyb, glyb alix!
    Foon snuphel.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sixty Fiver View Post
    Those are the lyrics to every country song ever written.
    Someone gets it.
    The search for inner peace continues...

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    Quote Originally Posted by USAZorro View Post
    I am just a cowboy,
    Looking for a divorce.
    My woman, she done left me.
    She run off with my horse.
    No points awarded. I don't see anything about trucks, mama, prison, rain, or getting drunk.
    Flying a jet is no different than riding a bicycle. It's just a lot harder to put baseball cards in the spokes.

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    Organ Grinders grind their organs.
    Why don't we grind ours?
    I brushed the flies from your babies eyes,
    as you jumped in front of cars.

    Have you seen my little goat?
    His name is Darcy Wood.
    Yes, I found him yesterday,
    He tasted very good.

    Mr. Mustard was all flustered,
    When he tried to make some custard.
    He'll try again today.
    Mrs. Gooden burned her puddin',
    She forgot to stir her spoon a'woooden.
    She'll eat it anyway.
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    Is a ukulele player in a mandolin town and banned from all bars by the chief of police unless he leaves his strings and gravy at the front door.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Will G View Post
    No points awarded. I don't see anything about trucks, mama, prison, rain, or getting drunk.
    What do you get when you play country music backwards?

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    Quote Originally Posted by z90 View Post
    What do you get when you play country music backwards?
    You get your dog back, you get your wife back, you get your horse back....

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    Who is your daddy
    and what does he do?
    Answer me.
    Answer me.
    I hear nothing. Silence
    cottony silence, silence sibilant silence shhhh
    shy? Why do you paint me with
    that brush? Ow. It hurts. Red Sith.
    I'm like, "Hey, Jack!"
    Watch your back.
    Or do you think I'm not
    As good as that man you bought
    For one-twenty-nine NINETY five?
    You'll never make it out alive.
    Get to the chopper! Get to the chopper.
    I'm here. Do it now.
    Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Ow. Doo
    bee
    doo
    bee
    doo.

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    ÖöÖöÖöÖöÖö Dannihilator's Avatar
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    There once was a man from Nantucket...
    Strike like an eagle and sacrifice the dove.
    Words and Stuff.

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    (((Fully Awake))) Serendipper's Avatar
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    Hark! And lo...there is a wind

    it breaks more than
    just the conversation


    *finger snaps and nose pinching*
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    無上甚深微妙法 .... 百千萬劫難遭遇..... 我今見聞得受持

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    J3L 2404 gbcb's Avatar
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    ^ Nice. I need to try to do something with hand claps. For now, this:

    Oh, darling, honey. Where did you go
    I'm waiting here, in the bus depot
    there's a smell in the air of
    something stale, there's hail
    raining down on the roof
    I took out my wisdom tooth
    by myself
    at home
    where you're not.
    Humminahumminahummina!
    Look over there. Umm. NNN. Ah.
    She's pretty swell.
    Darling, go to hell.
    But wait –
    there's a piece of spinach
    stuck
    in her
    TEETH!
    Darling sweetie, I still miss you. I'd miss you
    even with spinach in your teeth.

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    Cat <clap> kitty cat!
    The llama spat
    And got in a spat
    With a tabby cat.
    <low groan>
    Flabby cat.
    Savvy cat.
    Navvy cat.
    <shrill whistle>
    <clap> Build that road, cat!
    <clap> Build that railroad, cat!
    <clap> Build that canal, cat!
    Panama cat.
    <pause>
    Panama HAT.
    Straw man – scat!
    <whooshing noise, point at shoe>
    Fat cat's flat.
    <clap><clap><clap>
    <kazoo solo>

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    Peloton Dog patentcad's Avatar
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    I'm a poet and I
    don't even realize it.

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