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Old 11-16-10, 12:21 PM   #1
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The autumn leaves
gently falls on the grass
like a golden shower
of warm yellow snow
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The bluish light enters the cell
guard tower search lights probe
so does my cell mate
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Old 11-16-10, 02:19 PM   #3
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A weekend of camping, what a joy!
To be one with nature
I squat down, lacking toilet paper
I use the leaves by a tree
A squirrel screams out
"Watch out, leaves of three!"
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Can I have £50 to mend the shed?
I'm right on my uppers.
I can pay you back When this postal order comes from Australia.
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Hope the bladder trouble's getting better.
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Oh give to me a shillin' for some **** and I'll pay yet back on Thursday,
but if you wait till Saturday I'm expecting a divvy from the Harpenden Building Society
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Old 11-16-10, 02:51 PM   #6
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Pointy Birds
O pointy birds,
O pointy pointy.
Anoint my head,
Anointy-nointy.
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In Dillan's Grove my love did die,
and now in ground shall ever lie.
None could ever replace her visage,
until your face brought thoughts of kissage
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Old 11-16-10, 03:27 PM   #8
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Noel, Noel, Noel
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Only at
3 am
In the library
Can you find
Your best friend
Dressed as a platinum blond transvestite with way too many swimsuits
Dancing to a telephone
Ring
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They can't handle snow,
It is where the leafs blow,
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I am just a cowboy,
Looking for a divorce.
My woman, she done left me.
She run off with my horse.
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In Praise of Mayonnaise

Beneath the yellow crust, lies the thing I lust.
It slathers smooth and creamy, to make my Ruben dreamy.
Add relish and chunks of chicken, and my fingers I'll be a lickin.
A dab for dipping fries, and feeding my pet flies.
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Looking for a divorce.
My woman, she done left me.
She run off with my horse.
Those are the lyrics to every country song ever written.
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Old 11-16-10, 04:31 PM   #14
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Fynn burfl,
bedak haarp gup?
Glyb, glyb alix!
Foon snuphel.
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Those are the lyrics to every country song ever written.
Someone gets it.
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I am just a cowboy,
Looking for a divorce.
My woman, she done left me.
She run off with my horse.
No points awarded. I don't see anything about trucks, mama, prison, rain, or getting drunk.
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Organ Grinders grind their organs.
Why don't we grind ours?
I brushed the flies from your babies eyes,
as you jumped in front of cars.

Have you seen my little goat?
His name is Darcy Wood.
Yes, I found him yesterday,
He tasted very good.

Mr. Mustard was all flustered,
When he tried to make some custard.
He'll try again today.
Mrs. Gooden burned her puddin',
She forgot to stir her spoon a'woooden.
She'll eat it anyway.
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What do you get when you play country music backwards?
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What do you get when you play country music backwards?
You get your dog back, you get your wife back, you get your horse back....
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Who is your daddy
and what does he do?
Answer me.
Answer me.
I hear nothing. Silence
cottony silence, silence sibilant silence shhhh
shy? Why do you paint me with
that brush? Ow. It hurts. Red Sith.
I'm like, "Hey, Jack!"
Watch your back.
Or do you think I'm not
As good as that man you bought
For one-twenty-nine NINETY five?
You'll never make it out alive.
Get to the chopper! Get to the chopper.
I'm here. Do it now.
Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Ow. Doo
bee
doo
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Hark! And lo...there is a wind

it breaks more than
just the conversation


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^ Nice. I need to try to do something with hand claps. For now, this:

Oh, darling, honey. Where did you go
I'm waiting here, in the bus depot
there's a smell in the air of
something stale, there's hail
raining down on the roof
I took out my wisdom tooth
by myself
at home
where you're not.
Humminahumminahummina!
Look over there. Umm. NNN. Ah.
She's pretty swell.
Darling, go to hell.
But wait –
there's a piece of spinach
stuck
in her
TEETH!
Darling sweetie, I still miss you. I'd miss you
even with spinach in your teeth.
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Cat <clap> kitty cat!
The llama spat
And got in a spat
With a tabby cat.
<low groan>
Flabby cat.
Savvy cat.
Navvy cat.
<shrill whistle>
<clap> Build that road, cat!
<clap> Build that railroad, cat!
<clap> Build that canal, cat!
Panama cat.
<pause>
Panama HAT.
Straw man – scat!
<whooshing noise, point at shoe>
Fat cat's flat.
<clap><clap><clap>
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I'm a poet and I
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