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Old 12-02-10, 11:36 AM   #1
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Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.
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Really.....have you ever been exposed to that white fluffy stuff Mr.Tumbleweed?
Trust me,nothing grabs on cold snow and ice and those aching bruises take a month to heal.
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Really.....have you ever been exposed to that white fluffy stuff Mr.Tumbleweed?
Trust me,nothing grabs on cold snow and ice and those aching bruises take a month to heal.
If God wanted Texans to experience snow, bull**** would be white.
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If God wanted Texans to experience snow, bull**** would be white.
And snowball fights would really suck
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If God wanted Texans to experience snow, bull**** would be white.
I've seen native Texans experience snow, and it wasn't pretty.
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If God wanted Texans to experience snow, bull**** would be white.
at least you've got sand.
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I've seen native Texans experience snow, and it wasn't pretty.
I still remember riding along in the car with my dad, a native Texan, as he showed by brother, a native Texan and me, a native Texan, how to drive on ice. We made it to the first corner ran into the curb/storm sewer opening and were stuck.

Texas usually gets more ice than snow.
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Georgia usually gets more ice than snow. And the natives can't even drive on dry roads....all hell breaks loose if it rains. One snow flake and the place shuts down.
I see you've spent some time here
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I like where this thread is going. Even a hint of snow and all the news anchors are ensconced in parkas and sent to areas where I think the network has paid to have the streets covered in ice so they can film wrecks and broadcast the carnage against a backdrop that says "Demon Possessed Winter Storm 2010" or somesuch.
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I still remember riding along in the car with my dad, a native Texan, as he showed by brother, a native Texan and me, a native Texan, how to drive on ice. We made it to the first corner ran into the curb/storm sewer opening and were stuck.

Texas usually gets more ice than snow.
One year I was stopped at a traffic light on the top of a slight hill. I was in the center lane, and there was a line of dually pickups parked by the curb on the downhill side, with a small group of people that looked like they were waiting for the bus. I thought it was kind of odd to see that many people waiting for a bus, but figured it out when the light changed. The good ol boy in the dually started to slide down the hill spinning the rear tires as I pulled away in my Mazda GLC.
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I like where this thread is going. Even a hint of snow and all the news anchors are ensconced in parkas and sent to areas where I think the network has paid to have the streets covered in ice so they can film wrecks and broadcast the carnage against a backdrop that says "Demon Possessed Winter Storm 2010" or somesuch.
I've been here almost my entire life....still don't know how the grocery store shelves automatically empty of bread and milk....nor why they do that. I mean, if I'm gonna be stuck in the house for a couple days, I'm hitting the liquor store. Screw the bread.
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I've been here almost my entire life....still don't know how the grocery store shelves automatically empty of bread and milk....nor why they do that. I mean, if I'm gonna be stuck in the house for a couple days, I'm hitting the liquor store. Screw the bread.
I'm still amazed at all the folks who can't make it in to work can make it to the liquor store.
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I'm still amazed at all the folks who can't make it in to work can make it to the liquor store.
Captain Morgan can always get you over those snow drifts
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I'm still amazed at all the folks who can't make it in to work can make it to the liquor store.
But do the people who work at the liquor store make it to work?

FYI Liquor store is one block from my front door, bar is less than two blocks, and work is 40 miles. Go where it's easy to get to.
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I've been here almost my entire life....still don't know how the grocery store shelves automatically empty of bread and milk....nor why they do that. I mean, if I'm gonna be stuck in the house for a couple days, I'm hitting the liquor store. Screw the bread.
Milk, bread and eggs seem to disappear first. I figure that the Official Food of Disaster is french toast.
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Milk, bread and eggs seem to disappear first. I figure that the Official Food of Disaster is french toast.
hmmm....french toast and a good cup of coffee.....I think you've hit the nail on the head.
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I'm still amazed at all the folks who can't make it in to work can make it to the liquor store.
Like yourself?...... You are just pissed because you have to stand in line before getting your snow day drink on!
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Like yourself?...... You are just pissed because you have to stand in line before getting your snow day drink on!
Hmm,I think I resemble that remark.And I've never worked in a liquor store.

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Washed down with some freshly purchased goodies from the liquor store.
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I like where this thread is going. Even a hint of snow and all the news anchors are ensconced in parkas and sent to areas where I think the network has paid to have the streets covered in ice so they can film wrecks and broadcast the carnage against a backdrop that says "Demon Possessed Winter Storm 2010" or somesuch.
A few years back, my company held a meeting at the Dallas office in January. People flew in from Europe, Asia, South America and all over the US. On the first day, Dallas got hit with 2 inches of snow and we were all stranded at the hotel because no taxis would venture out there, and the hotel refused to run the shuttle bus. Plus, none of the Dallas employees wanted to leave home. We ended up holding the meeting in one of the hotel's meeting rooms with the locals dialing in to a conference line.

The Europeans, many of whom had driven through feet of snow to get to their respective airports were bemused to say the least.
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