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    You Know!? For Kids! jsharr's Avatar
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    Happy Birthday Jesus

    i caught you a delicious bass

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    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    Ah, that's the Christmas fish Sixty referred to. And where might be the loaves?

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    Oh Jesus!
    You see, their morals, their code...it's a bad joke, dropped at the first sign of trouble. They're only as good as the world allows them to be. I'll show you. When the chips are down, these...These "civilized" people...they'll eat each other. See, I'm not a monster. I'm just ahead of the curve

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    Happy Birthday, Jesus. Take care of my mom for me please. And tell her we love her.
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    We are what we think. All that we are arises with our thoughts. With our thoughts, we make the world.
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    Please dont outsmart the censor. That is a very expensive censor and every time one of you guys outsmart it it makes someone at the home office feel bad. We dont wanna do that. So dont cleverly disguise bad words.

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    Jesus was a zombie.

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    Quote Originally Posted by skijor View Post
    Ah, that's the Christmas fish Sixty referred to. And where might be the loaves?
    I'm waiting on the wine. Happy happy everybody!

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    Quote Originally Posted by m015094 View Post
    Jesus was a zombie.
    Jesus = noted zombie-slayer



    (along w/ Abe Lincoln)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Siu Blue Wind View Post
    Happy Birthday, Jesus. Take care of my mom for me please. And tell her we love her.
    And if you see my mom up there . . .tell her and all the moms we love them so much.

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    K2ProFlex baby! ilikebikes's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Siu Blue Wind View Post
    Happy Birthday, Jesus. Take care of my mom for me please. And tell her we love her.
    If children are a direct product of their parents then my guess is your moms taking care of Jesus. ;0)
    You see, their morals, their code...it's a bad joke, dropped at the first sign of trouble. They're only as good as the world allows them to be. I'll show you. When the chips are down, these...These "civilized" people...they'll eat each other. See, I'm not a monster. I'm just ahead of the curve

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    Quote Originally Posted by ilikebikes View Post
    If children are a direct product of their parents then my guess is your moms taking care of Jesus, everyday and working overtime ;0)
    BTO'd ify

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    Quote Originally Posted by toddles View Post
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    SNL's Norm MacDonald: "Kenny G has a Christmas album out this year ... hey, happy birthday Jesus, hope you like crap."
    “Impossible is just a big word thrown around by small men who find it easier to live in the world they've been given than to explore the power they have to change it. Impossible is not a fact. It's an opinion. Impossible is not a declaration. It's a dare. Impossible is potential. Impossible is temporary. Impossible is nothing.”
    ― Muhammad Ali

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    I thought we didn't know the date of Jesus's birth? What gives?

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    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
    i caught you a delicious bass


    jesus makes his own fish and bread.
    coasting, few quotes are worthy of him, and of those, even fewer printable in a family forum......quote 3alarmer

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    It was in April.

    Shepherds weren't out in the field in December, and Romans didn't collect taxes in December either.
    The search for inner peace continues...

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    but everyone liked fish back then.
    coasting, few quotes are worthy of him, and of those, even fewer printable in a family forum......quote 3alarmer

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    Quote Originally Posted by coasting View Post
    but everyone liked fish back then.
    Jesus was handing it out like candy. What are you going to do, say no?

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