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    Look! My Spine! RubenX's Avatar
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    I'm in a little room

    Being a casualty in the thermostat wars, suffering from insomnia and really bored, I came up with this:

    I'm in a little room
    with a little tiny box
    I plug it in, turn it on
    and magicly the room gets hot


    There's a bigger 'make hot' box
    that can warm the whole house
    But it's thermostat I can't touch
    or I'll be exiled to the dog house


    I thought of other options
    to fight the winter freeze
    I came to the conclusion
    nothing beats a midnight squeeze


    "Get away! need to sleep!
    and your hands are too cold!"
    So long for my plan
    back to the little room, alone
    "Hoy es un dia normal, pero yo voy a hacerlo intenso" ~ Juanes

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    Ooh, ooh ... I think I've got it. You're in the bathroom playing with your computer. Kinda weird dude.

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    Look! My Spine! RubenX's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Alfster View Post
    Ooh, ooh ... I think I've got it. You're in the bathroom playing with your computer. Kinda weird dude.


    Laundry room actually. The small space heater can heat it up quickly and doesn't shoot my energy bill trough the roof. Washing machine serves as desk for the laptop during my midnight smoke breaks (too darn cold to get out to smoke).
    "Hoy es un dia normal, pero yo voy a hacerlo intenso" ~ Juanes

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    For a minute I thought you were smoking something else.

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    You don't know cold, Ruben.
    The search for inner peace continues...

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    Hey guyz? Guyz? Wait up!! Siu Blue Wind's Avatar
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    wussy
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    We are what we think. All that we are arises with our thoughts. With our thoughts, we make the world.
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    Please dont outsmart the censor. That is a very expensive censor and every time one of you guys outsmart it it makes someone at the home office feel bad. We dont wanna do that. So dont cleverly disguise bad words.

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    Weather for Winter Springs, FL
    42F | C
    Current: Sunny
    Wind: NW at 7 mph


    If it was 47 and sunny here I'd be out riding. That's almost balmy.
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    Is a ukulele player in a mandolin town and banned from all bars by the chief of police unless he leaves his strings and gravy at the front door.

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    You Know!? For Kids! jsharr's Avatar
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    I was picturing padded walls and a straight jacket made of duct tape.
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    Our Friday forecast ...get colder, not warmer damnit!!! Stupid global warming that isn't happening.

    Chance Rain Chance for Measurable Precipitation 50%
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    Look! My Spine! RubenX's Avatar
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    It got down to 32 early morning. Hard Freeze warning was in affect for most central Florida. People were covering the trees to keep them from dying. Orange farmers were like "oh no again!".

    But I've seen in colder around these parts. Right now is actually rideable with a fleece. My kids are playing outside @ 61 degrees.

    On other information, I'm gonna have to stick to computers for a while, since my poetic writer career is not taking off.
    "Hoy es un dia normal, pero yo voy a hacerlo intenso" ~ Juanes

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    Quote Originally Posted by RubenX View Post
    Being a casualty in the thermostat wars, suffering from insomnia and really bored, I came up with this:

    I'm in a little room
    with a little tiny box
    I plug it in, turn it on
    and magicly the room gets hot


    There's a bigger 'make hot' box
    that can warm the whole house
    But it's thermostat I can't touch
    or I'll be exiled to the dog house


    I thought of other options
    to fight the winter freeze
    I came to the conclusion
    nothing beats a midnight squeeze


    "Get away! need to sleep!
    and your hands are too cold!"
    So long for my plan
    back to the little room, alone
    I said it before and I'll say it again, Ruben is two different people. Theres the Ruben we all know and love (and has that sweet way of letting everyone know he is hispanic) and then theres the Ruben that speaks and types perfect english?! and I'm being serious as a heart attack.
    Last edited by ilikebikes; 12-29-10 at 05:52 PM.
    You see, their morals, their code...it's a bad joke, dropped at the first sign of trouble. They're only as good as the world allows them to be. I'll show you. When the chips are down, these...These "civilized" people...they'll eat each other. See, I'm not a monster. I'm just ahead of the curve

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    Untill the weather warms up I guess we can expect more midnight verses from the,

    "solitary squeezer "
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    Wimps. We're expecting a high of 21 tomorrow, 17 Friday. Single digit lows.

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    Breaking out my cycling thong,40f+ in northern Ohio tomorrow.

    Get back on the bike Ruben!Smoking and squeezing is no way to go through life
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