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Old 01-08-11, 12:04 AM   #1
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One Line Story from a picture: Annie le Chat Takes Over the World

So, start off a one line story. Each poster writes a line and passes the storyline to the next poster. So, here's the picture for the story's kickoff

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Old 01-08-11, 12:06 AM   #2
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But drops those plans when she finds out that she can haz a cheeseburger.
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Old 01-08-11, 12:13 AM   #3
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She is horribly disappointed,m though, when she finds that there are no cheeseburgers because a cheeseburger shortage has interrupted the deliveries, so.........
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Old 01-08-11, 12:19 AM   #4
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She gets a glass of wine instead.
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As she drinks her wine, Annie glances out the window and sees a strange sight in her catnip fields.
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Old 01-08-11, 12:48 AM   #6
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"Ah zee zumthink movink out dere! Vahht can dat be?" She thinks.
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Old 01-08-11, 08:06 AM   #7
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Old 01-08-11, 08:31 AM   #8
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A sudden urge happens. As Annie runs to to the litter box, she stops at the cusp of the receptacle, struck dumb with the realization that someone else has been using it.
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How can she take over the world with someone pooping in her litter box?

She thought to herself, "I must get Tom to scoop that out. Meanwhile I'll find out who it was."
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Old 01-08-11, 12:24 PM   #11
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*while she glares suspiciously at Mom Stormcrowe*
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Old 01-08-11, 12:28 PM   #12
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and all the while a turtle head pokin' out!
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She relieves herself in a convenient ficus tree pot and then heads to the lab to begin making tiny spy cams disguised as kitty litter.
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As she tests the first prototype, she realizes she may have a problem over the long term -- that litter box DOES get re-done at least twice a month!
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She decides that perhaps she should resort to aerial observation. If only she could remember Ceiling Cat's phone number. If only she knew how to use a phone! If only...
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Then, she sensed a disturbance in the force, her whiskers began to tingle, someone, somewhere, was self pleasuring, and God was about to vent his wrath upon an innocent kitteh, there was not time to waste, Annie rushed to the fireplace, moved the poker just so, and waited for the secret tunnel to open.
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The tunnel door opened silently and after making sure that none of the hairless apes were watching, Annie slipped through the door and into the tunnel to come face to face with her arch enemy...
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The snow monster, freshly reborn from today's storm...
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Rethinking the situation, and as wussy as cats are, she sits down for a moment and decides that it's much warmer inside.
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Old 01-08-11, 08:44 PM   #20
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... and eyes the family pillow conveniently located on the couch ...
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Old 01-08-11, 09:09 PM   #21
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And instead, opted for Tom's comfy recliner, taking it over, until he decides to cruelly remove her from it....mean giant hairless ape.....
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... a hairless ape who too often forgets that cats have five pointy ends and know where you sleep...
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she leans over and stares at the sleeping giants as they lightly snore - hmmmm what to I touch next - poink the nose? flick the hair? hmmmm...
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Just then, the giant called Tom rolled over and opened his eyes.
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