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Old 01-16-11, 02:04 PM   #1
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Bruce Lee, without a doubt, the ultimate badass!

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He was very very good.
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Who cares who the ultimate badass is? Besides, the ultimate badass is Jens Voigt. As bike weenies, you should already know this.
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But I don't think Jens could do that.
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what ever happened to the bruce lee fan with the "paper mache" bike? did umd chase him off the forum?

my roomate and i laughed until we were in tears reading that.


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found it though it looks like some of the picture links have been modified...

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Bruce Lee vs. The Incredible Hulk. Who wins?
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Who cares who the ultimate badass is? Besides, the ultimate badass is Jens Voigt. As bike weenies, you should already know this.
The ultimate biking badass is Fred A. Birchmore.
Voigt did not have to contend with headhunters nor did he slay giant serpents who crossed his path. Voigt eats GooŽ, Birchmore eats pythons.
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Just as I watched that vid, Artifice came to mind. What happened to her? She belongs to be a member of the Justice League.
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Great actor/stuntman, I've had co-workers claim BL could deck Ali, too funny! Bruce Lee couldn't go three rounds with any champion boxer in his weight catagory.
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Great actor/stuntman, I've had co-workers claim BL could deck Ali, too funny! Bruce Lee couldn't go three rounds with any champion boxer in his weight catagory.
That 'cause Bruce would have dropped any of them in the first few seconds of round one.
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BL would climb down the Hulks throat and beat his ass from the inside out!
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I miss Arti too. =0(
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Who is the real badass - Bruce Lee or the guy with the matches in his mouth as a target?
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Damn! Great question!
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That 'cause Bruce would have dropped any of them in the first few seconds of round one.
In a movie, but not in real life. All the big money is in boxing, if martial arts fighters could, they'd go for the $$ and fight a World Champion boxer. Since they'd get their butts handed to them, matial arts fighter avoid real life boxing matches and keep the myth alive.
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No, they don't "avoid" boxing matches, in real life no martial artist are allowed to use martial arts in a boxing ring, in case you didn't know thats the exact reason why its called "boxing." ;0) BTW I got into a few fights with boxers when I was a young lad and got the best of them easily, one even got angry and grabbed a baseball bat, I placed three nice gaps in his scalp quickly and easily with my nunchakus. =0) and I almost went to jail! LOL! It was great! One day when my oldest is home I'll have her video me swingin' the ole "chucks" around a bit, they are the actual pair I used on the boxer dude! I havn't practiced in many many years (as I now practice Gun-Fu) but I'm sure I can muster up the strenth in my failing 45 year old body to get a couple of good swings in. LOL!
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