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    Here's how you know your pants are too tight

    You almost break a fingernail trying to pull them up.
    I've got your restraining order right here. [grabs crotch] Restrain this!

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    Oh, I thought you were going to say that not only perv men, but women and pets were checking you out as you walked by, too.

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    That's a close second
    I've got your restraining order right here. [grabs crotch] Restrain this!

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    Pics?

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    Quote Originally Posted by twobadfish View Post
    Pics?


    If you insist but I don't think anyone wants to see a pic of my poor cracked fingernail.
    I've got your restraining order right here. [grabs crotch] Restrain this!

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    Quote Originally Posted by MangoPumpkin View Post
    If you insist but I don't think anyone wants to see a pic of my poor cracked fingernail.
    I just think that you could get a better perspective of how tights your pants are if we can take a closer look. For science, of course.

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    .....when your slight muffin top has now turned into back cleavage.

    Powm as some good examples.
    Quote Originally Posted by coasting
    hello kitty is evil. i was thrown out of the shop for trying to take a pic. evil big corporate strong arm tactics. kitty is dead to me.

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    Here ye be: 003.jpg
    I've got your restraining order right here. [grabs crotch] Restrain this!

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    Manog... those are not too tight.

    At all.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Makel View Post
    .....when your slight muffin top has now turned into back cleavage.

    Powm as some good examples.
    That visual is not cool dude
    I've got your restraining order right here. [grabs crotch] Restrain this!

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    Quote Originally Posted by twobadfish View Post
    Manog... those are not too tight.

    At all.
    Question. What's a Manog?


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    Is it time to hit the Gabriel Brothers in search of new pants?
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    Is that a fancy toilet bowl cleaner in a holster I see in the background?

    I wonder why self-pics in the bathroom are the most common thing on the Internet. Hmmm....

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    Quote Originally Posted by bigbenaugust View Post
    Is it time to hit the Gabriel Brothers in search of new pants?
    You know of Gabriel Brothers too?

    Quote Originally Posted by SonataInFSharp View Post
    Is that a fancy toilet bowl cleaner in a holster I see in the background?

    I wonder why self-pics in the bathroom are the most common thing on the Internet. Hmmm....
    It's not really fancy but yes and because it's the only place in my house where there is a mirror that is long enough.

    Or maybe it's because I'm really a big huge fat zombie troll that transforms into a human in the bathroom mirror.

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    I supposed taking a picture in your bathroom is better than taking a call in the bathroom. I hate being on the other end of a conversation when I here a flush.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MangoPumpkin View Post
    You know of Gabriel Brothers too?
    My wife used to live in the H'burg area. When we happen through the area to see her friends, we always end up there. I think I've been twice.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigbenaugust View Post
    My wife used to live in the H'burg area. When we happen through the area to see her friends, we always end up there. I think I've been twice.
    I didn't even know they had them in PA. I remember them from Ohio
    I've got your restraining order right here. [grabs crotch] Restrain this!

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    Quote Originally Posted by MangoPumpkin View Post
    That visual is not cool dude
    You started the thread????

    I'm not a dude. Maybe I need a more girlie avatar.
    Last edited by Makel; 01-19-11 at 02:17 PM.
    Quote Originally Posted by coasting
    hello kitty is evil. i was thrown out of the shop for trying to take a pic. evil big corporate strong arm tactics. kitty is dead to me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MangoPumpkin View Post
    I didn't even know they had them in PA. I remember them from Ohio
    Website says there's one in Hbg, one in York, and one in Chambersburg... Altoona, too. The one in Hbg is near a Waffle House.

    Proceed immediately and procure some new trousers!
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    I could fasten the button at the top, but the zipper does a fine job of holding my pants in place, and it's a bit hard to breath when sitting down.

    my denim pants shrunk on me when I washed them, classic
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigbenaugust View Post
    The one in Hbg is near a Waffle House.
    Ewww...

    There is a "Your Place" Pizza/sports bar there too.

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    Another test: If you can read the date on a quarter in your pocket then they might be too tight. Otherwise they look fine

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    I don't wear pants, too restrictive
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    Quote Originally Posted by bones_mcbones View Post
    I don't wear pants, too restrictive
    When you ride does it chaff?
    Quote Originally Posted by coasting
    hello kitty is evil. i was thrown out of the shop for trying to take a pic. evil big corporate strong arm tactics. kitty is dead to me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MangoPumpkin View Post
    You almost break a fingernail trying to pull them up.
    Pics or it didn't happen! Not the broken nail, the tight jeans......and not crumpled up on the floor either!......unless they're on my floor. ;0)
    You see, their morals, their code...it's a bad joke, dropped at the first sign of trouble. They're only as good as the world allows them to be. I'll show you. When the chips are down, these...These "civilized" people...they'll eat each other. See, I'm not a monster. I'm just ahead of the curve

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