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Old 01-19-11, 12:37 PM   #1
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Here's how you know your pants are too tight

You almost break a fingernail trying to pull them up.
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Old 01-19-11, 12:41 PM   #2
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Oh, I thought you were going to say that not only perv men, but women and pets were checking you out as you walked by, too.
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Old 01-19-11, 12:45 PM   #3
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That's a close second
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Old 01-19-11, 12:53 PM   #5
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If you insist but I don't think anyone wants to see a pic of my poor cracked fingernail.
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If you insist but I don't think anyone wants to see a pic of my poor cracked fingernail.
I just think that you could get a better perspective of how tights your pants are if we can take a closer look. For science, of course.
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.....when your slight muffin top has now turned into back cleavage.

Powm as some good examples.
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Old 01-19-11, 01:35 PM   #8
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Manog... those are not too tight.

At all.
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.....when your slight muffin top has now turned into back cleavage.

Powm as some good examples.
That visual is not cool dude
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Manog... those are not too tight.

At all.
Question. What's a Manog?

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Is it time to hit the Gabriel Brothers in search of new pants?
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Is that a fancy toilet bowl cleaner in a holster I see in the background?

I wonder why self-pics in the bathroom are the most common thing on the Internet. Hmmm....
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Is it time to hit the Gabriel Brothers in search of new pants?
You know of Gabriel Brothers too?

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Is that a fancy toilet bowl cleaner in a holster I see in the background?

I wonder why self-pics in the bathroom are the most common thing on the Internet. Hmmm....
It's not really fancy but yes and because it's the only place in my house where there is a mirror that is long enough.

Or maybe it's because I'm really a big huge fat zombie troll that transforms into a human in the bathroom mirror.
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I supposed taking a picture in your bathroom is better than taking a call in the bathroom. I hate being on the other end of a conversation when I here a flush.
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You know of Gabriel Brothers too?
My wife used to live in the H'burg area. When we happen through the area to see her friends, we always end up there. I think I've been twice.
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My wife used to live in the H'burg area. When we happen through the area to see her friends, we always end up there. I think I've been twice.
I didn't even know they had them in PA. I remember them from Ohio
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That visual is not cool dude
You started the thread????

I'm not a dude. Maybe I need a more girlie avatar.

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I didn't even know they had them in PA. I remember them from Ohio
Website says there's one in Hbg, one in York, and one in Chambersburg... Altoona, too. The one in Hbg is near a Waffle House.

Proceed immediately and procure some new trousers!
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I could fasten the button at the top, but the zipper does a fine job of holding my pants in place, and it's a bit hard to breath when sitting down.

my denim pants shrunk on me when I washed them, classic
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The one in Hbg is near a Waffle House.
Ewww...

There is a "Your Place" Pizza/sports bar there too.
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Another test: If you can read the date on a quarter in your pocket then they might be too tight. Otherwise they look fine
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I don't wear pants, too restrictive
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When you ride does it chaff?
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You almost break a fingernail trying to pull them up.
Pics or it didn't happen! Not the broken nail, the tight jeans......and not crumpled up on the floor either!......unless they're on my floor. ;0)
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