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    The wish corruption game!

    searched and couldn't find this one....

    Here are the rules:

    Somebody makes a wish
    The next person grants that wish, but in a way that makes the wish suck. I'll do the first two posts as examples to get this thing going.

    Side note: the idea is to have fun with this, not to come up with an incorruptible wish.

    So anyway, to start:

    I wish for world peace!
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    Granted, the world is at peace. It is at peace because we have been enslaved by aliens.

    I wish for a new bike!
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    Granted you have a new bike, but the pedals are vices, the saddle is made of razor blades and the handgrips are glue traps.

    I wish for a pony, a warm, cuddly, loveable, friendly, cute, pony.
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    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    You have a new bike, but you live in Buffalo, and it's January...

    I wish I was rich.

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    Ahh, I believe since you started this fun thread, I will grant you that wish. This bike is titanium, with DA and the best that you can get. You will get a good work out on it because with it comes the newly designed octagonal wheels. Have fun!

    I wish for an ISF.
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    Okay this aint workin' out........
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    Quote Originally Posted by Siu Blue Wind View Post
    Ahh, I believe since you started this fun thread, I will grant you that wish. This bike is titanium, with DA and the best that you can get. You will get a good work out on it because with it comes the newly designed octagonal wheels. Have fun!

    I wish for an ISF.

    Granted, you now have a spiffy ISF. Too bad you got caught stealing it.

    I wish for a better golf game.
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    I hear you are number one at miniature golf! Congrats! All the four year olds bow to you!

    I wish I had an unstolen ISF.
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    Granted. You now own the International Softball Federation and stealing bases will be ruled illegal. http://www.internationalsoftball.com/index.asp

    I wish for a woman that won't drive me crazy.
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    Your woman is the most caring, compassionate, beautiful, intelligent creature to walk the earth. To bad you drove her nuts.

    I wish I knew what to wish for.

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    Granted! But now everybody thinks you are really sick for wanting to be raped by a donkey.

    I wish I could fly.

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    Granted, you can fly. Too bad you forgot your hang glider when you jumped off the cliff.

    I wish I had a sports car!
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    Granted! You have a sports car, that you immediately drove into a utility pole at top speed.

    I wish I had courage.
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    You have courage! Too bad your mane is a turn off to all the ladies.



    I wish I had an ISF.
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    You have an ISF. Unfortunately your dearest friend just totaled it while borrowing it for a day.
    I want better joints.

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    You have better joints, but you were the one who wrecked the ISF and both your arms and legs are broken.

    I wish for my wish to be incorruptible.

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    Congratulations, you are incorruptible!

    But you are now a cloistered monk in a monastery in the middle of the Gobi Desert.

    I wish for the discovery of an altruistic advanced extra-Terrestrial civilization, that does not wish to mine our planet for resources, enslave us, extract our organs in a painful fashion, or otherwise do things that the majority of the human population would find unpleasant.
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    your wish is granted, and the people of the planet of delicious bass have a little somethin somethin for you.

    I still want that pony.
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    Shazzzammm! You love your new little pony, too bad the butt doesn't fit the saddle.




    I wish for someone to make me dinner.

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    Dinner is made. Couch found out he wasn't invited and got a little upset.

    I wish someone had shoveled my driveway this morning (it was freaking cold out there!)
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    Elves shovelled your driveway, but you still live in Buffalo.

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    I wish I was faster.
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    Poof! You are faster. Than me.

    I vish I vere a vitch vith velvet voolies.

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    Well because of your speech problems, you are now a female dog with long haired boots covered in Velveeta Cheese.

    I wish the person who wrecked my ISF becomes the next victim in "I Spit On Your Grave Unrated".
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    This person makes $200,000,000.00 and gets an Emmy for their role

    I wish the person that corrupts my wish a good life, with wealth and prosperity.
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    ta-da..here I am....and I will make you the person to clean my house, garage, and shovel my driveway.

    I wish spring would come quickly.

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