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Old 01-22-11, 11:10 AM   #1
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The wish corruption game!

searched and couldn't find this one....

Here are the rules:

Somebody makes a wish
The next person grants that wish, but in a way that makes the wish suck. I'll do the first two posts as examples to get this thing going.

Side note: the idea is to have fun with this, not to come up with an incorruptible wish.

So anyway, to start:

I wish for world peace!
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Old 01-22-11, 11:11 AM   #2
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Granted, the world is at peace. It is at peace because we have been enslaved by aliens.

I wish for a new bike!
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Old 01-22-11, 11:15 AM   #3
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Granted you have a new bike, but the pedals are vices, the saddle is made of razor blades and the handgrips are glue traps.

I wish for a pony, a warm, cuddly, loveable, friendly, cute, pony.
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Old 01-22-11, 11:15 AM   #4
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You have a new bike, but you live in Buffalo, and it's January...

I wish I was rich.

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Ahh, I believe since you started this fun thread, I will grant you that wish. This bike is titanium, with DA and the best that you can get. You will get a good work out on it because with it comes the newly designed octagonal wheels. Have fun!

I wish for an ISF.
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Old 01-22-11, 11:18 AM   #6
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Okay this aint workin' out........
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Old 01-22-11, 11:20 AM   #7
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Ahh, I believe since you started this fun thread, I will grant you that wish. This bike is titanium, with DA and the best that you can get. You will get a good work out on it because with it comes the newly designed octagonal wheels. Have fun!

I wish for an ISF.

Granted, you now have a spiffy ISF. Too bad you got caught stealing it.

I wish for a better golf game.
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Old 01-22-11, 11:46 AM   #8
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I hear you are number one at miniature golf! Congrats! All the four year olds bow to you!

I wish I had an unstolen ISF.
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Old 01-22-11, 11:49 AM   #9
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Granted. You now own the International Softball Federation and stealing bases will be ruled illegal. http://www.internationalsoftball.com/index.asp

I wish for a woman that won't drive me crazy.
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Old 01-22-11, 12:33 PM   #10
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Your woman is the most caring, compassionate, beautiful, intelligent creature to walk the earth. To bad you drove her nuts.

I wish I knew what to wish for.
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Old 01-22-11, 12:51 PM   #11
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Granted! But now everybody thinks you are really sick for wanting to be raped by a donkey.

I wish I could fly.
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Old 01-22-11, 01:30 PM   #12
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Granted, you can fly. Too bad you forgot your hang glider when you jumped off the cliff.

I wish I had a sports car!
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Old 01-22-11, 01:43 PM   #13
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Granted! You have a sports car, that you immediately drove into a utility pole at top speed.

I wish I had courage.
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Old 01-22-11, 01:46 PM   #14
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You have courage! Too bad your mane is a turn off to all the ladies.



I wish I had an ISF.
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Old 01-22-11, 02:30 PM   #15
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You have an ISF. Unfortunately your dearest friend just totaled it while borrowing it for a day.
I want better joints.
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You have better joints, but you were the one who wrecked the ISF and both your arms and legs are broken.

I wish for my wish to be incorruptible.
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Old 01-22-11, 03:00 PM   #17
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Congratulations, you are incorruptible!

But you are now a cloistered monk in a monastery in the middle of the Gobi Desert.

I wish for the discovery of an altruistic advanced extra-Terrestrial civilization, that does not wish to mine our planet for resources, enslave us, extract our organs in a painful fashion, or otherwise do things that the majority of the human population would find unpleasant.
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your wish is granted, and the people of the planet of delicious bass have a little somethin somethin for you.

I still want that pony.
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Shazzzammm! You love your new little pony, too bad the butt doesn't fit the saddle.




I wish for someone to make me dinner.
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Dinner is made. Couch found out he wasn't invited and got a little upset.

I wish someone had shoveled my driveway this morning (it was freaking cold out there!)
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Elves shovelled your driveway, but you still live in Buffalo.



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Poof! You are faster. Than me.

I vish I vere a vitch vith velvet voolies.
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Well because of your speech problems, you are now a female dog with long haired boots covered in Velveeta Cheese.

I wish the person who wrecked my ISF becomes the next victim in "I Spit On Your Grave Unrated".
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Old 01-22-11, 04:48 PM   #24
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This person makes $200,000,000.00 and gets an Emmy for their role

I wish the person that corrupts my wish a good life, with wealth and prosperity.
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ta-da..here I am....and I will make you the person to clean my house, garage, and shovel my driveway.

I wish spring would come quickly.
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