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Old 01-24-11, 02:55 PM   #1
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Would you rather?

Have 100 tarantula's crawling around your house or 1000 crickets jumping around in your bedroom?

Person to answer gets to think of a new would you rather.
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I'd rather have the crickets jumping around in my house.

Would you rather be eating a bowl of nails or walk over a bridge made of cute little kittens?
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Kittens.

Would you rather listen to country music or chew barbed wire?
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Old 01-24-11, 07:47 PM   #4
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Country Music

Would you rather walk to work barefoot in the snow, uphill both ways or ride a wally world mtb with two flat tires.
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Old 01-24-11, 08:12 PM   #5
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Ride.

Would you rather eat a pancake smothered with ketchup or wake up next to a cigarette smoking goat?
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goat, i mean pancake

Would you rather burn alive or drown?
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Old 01-24-11, 09:38 PM   #7
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Burn alive then drown with the water they are using to put the fire out.


Would you rather eat a dead rotted dog or crawl naked on a hot summer day across a field of rotting human corpses?
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Old 01-24-11, 09:53 PM   #8
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Crawl. I can always take a shower. Or a hundred.

Would you rather open the door to see a 60 minutes crew waiting for you or find humiliating photos of yourself on the internet?
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60 minutes...but then, it'd be on YouTube or other video streaming site sooner or later.

Would you rather read an article with all of the words spelled backward or the words upside down?
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Upside down.

Would you rather pour tabasco sauce in your eyes or watch a weeklong marathon of Jersey Shore?
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Old 01-24-11, 11:01 PM   #11
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Tabasco sauce.

Would you rather watch someone shave their hairy backs for an hour or eat something that you're allergic to?
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It'd have to be the shaving. I have no allergies that I know of.

Would you dance neked at the Super Bowl halftime show or swim the English Channel.
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Old 01-25-11, 07:04 AM   #13
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Swim the English Channel.

Would you rather eat broken up glass or slide down a slide into a pit of syringes?
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Syringes...You've been watching Saw II?

Would you rather eat a banana split or a bucket of the Colonel's extra crispy? they don't all have to be nasty
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Old 01-25-11, 08:39 AM   #15
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What is this saw you speak of?

A banana split cuz I don't do extra crispy. Otherwise it might be a toss up.

Would you rather wear pink lipgloss or sparkly high heels to work all day?
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Why did I come in right at a high heels questions. Too weird.

Probably lip gloss.

Would you rather have your child kidnapped, or be kidnapped yourself?
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Old 01-25-11, 09:29 AM   #17
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Why did I come in right at a high heels questions. Too weird.
Would you rather have your child kidnapped, or be kidnapped yourself?
You were waiting for it..you know you wanna.

That's a no brainer, kidnapped myself.

Would you rather have to sit on a huge block of ice nude or sit on hot scalding asphalt nude?
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Anything nude is fun, so this is a very tough decision.

Let's go with ice, I guess.

Would you rather drive a school bus full of 1st graders or a charter bus full of senior citizens going to the casino?
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Seniors, because they should know better.

Would you rather have someone scratch your vinyl collection or have someone punch "speedholes" on your bikes?
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I must say, this thread tells a lot about what is in y'alls minds....

Carry on.
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Speedholes...somebody's been watching the Simpsons
(speedholes in a Lexus would be an improvement)

Would you rather change a diaper on an orangutan or an unconscious Couch after he's had a 12-pack of breakfast burritos.
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I don't see a difference.
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ooo ouch. ^^^
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The oranutan, I don't think they eat beans or chili sauce.

If you could only have access to one forum on BF, would you rather be in A&S or P&R?
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P & R never been to A & S

Would you rather spend your life owning no electronic devices or never being able to eat sweets again?(as I sit here listening to my iPod and eating a candy bar...)
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