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    Would you rather?

    Have 100 tarantula's crawling around your house or 1000 crickets jumping around in your bedroom?

    Person to answer gets to think of a new would you rather.
    I've got your restraining order right here. [grabs crotch] Restrain this!

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    I'd rather have the crickets jumping around in my house.

    Would you rather be eating a bowl of nails or walk over a bridge made of cute little kittens?

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    Kittens.

    Would you rather listen to country music or chew barbed wire?

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    Country Music

    Would you rather walk to work barefoot in the snow, uphill both ways or ride a wally world mtb with two flat tires.

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    Ride.

    Would you rather eat a pancake smothered with ketchup or wake up next to a cigarette smoking goat?
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    Is a ukulele player in a mandolin town and banned from all bars by the chief of police unless he leaves his strings and gravy at the front door.

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    goat, i mean pancake

    Would you rather burn alive or drown?

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    Burn alive then drown with the water they are using to put the fire out.


    Would you rather eat a dead rotted dog or crawl naked on a hot summer day across a field of rotting human corpses?
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    You see, their morals, their code...it's a bad joke, dropped at the first sign of trouble. They're only as good as the world allows them to be. I'll show you. When the chips are down, these...These "civilized" people...they'll eat each other. See, I'm not a monster. I'm just ahead of the curve

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    Crawl. I can always take a shower. Or a hundred.

    Would you rather open the door to see a 60 minutes crew waiting for you or find humiliating photos of yourself on the internet?
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    Is a ukulele player in a mandolin town and banned from all bars by the chief of police unless he leaves his strings and gravy at the front door.

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    60 minutes...but then, it'd be on YouTube or other video streaming site sooner or later.

    Would you rather read an article with all of the words spelled backward or the words upside down?

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    Upside down.

    Would you rather pour tabasco sauce in your eyes or watch a weeklong marathon of Jersey Shore?
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    Tabasco sauce.

    Would you rather watch someone shave their hairy backs for an hour or eat something that you're allergic to?

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    It'd have to be the shaving. I have no allergies that I know of.

    Would you dance neked at the Super Bowl halftime show or swim the English Channel.

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    Swim the English Channel.

    Would you rather eat broken up glass or slide down a slide into a pit of syringes?
    Last edited by MangoPumpkin; 01-25-11 at 06:04 AM. Reason: Cuz' apparently I forgot how to spell swim
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    Syringes...You've been watching Saw II?

    Would you rather eat a banana split or a bucket of the Colonel's extra crispy? they don't all have to be nasty

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    What is this saw you speak of?

    A banana split cuz I don't do extra crispy. Otherwise it might be a toss up.

    Would you rather wear pink lipgloss or sparkly high heels to work all day?
    I've got your restraining order right here. [grabs crotch] Restrain this!

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    Why did I come in right at a high heels questions. Too weird.

    Probably lip gloss.

    Would you rather have your child kidnapped, or be kidnapped yourself?

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    Quote Originally Posted by SonataInFSharp View Post
    Why did I come in right at a high heels questions. Too weird.
    Would you rather have your child kidnapped, or be kidnapped yourself?
    You were waiting for it..you know you wanna.

    That's a no brainer, kidnapped myself.

    Would you rather have to sit on a huge block of ice nude or sit on hot scalding asphalt nude?
    I've got your restraining order right here. [grabs crotch] Restrain this!

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    Anything nude is fun, so this is a very tough decision.

    Let's go with ice, I guess.

    Would you rather drive a school bus full of 1st graders or a charter bus full of senior citizens going to the casino?

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    Seniors, because they should know better.

    Would you rather have someone scratch your vinyl collection or have someone punch "speedholes" on your bikes?

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    Hey guyz? Guyz? Wait up!! Siu Blue Wind's Avatar
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    I must say, this thread tells a lot about what is in y'alls minds....

    Carry on.
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    We are what we think. All that we are arises with our thoughts. With our thoughts, we make the world.
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    Speedholes...somebody's been watching the Simpsons
    (speedholes in a Lexus would be an improvement)

    Would you rather change a diaper on an orangutan or an unconscious Couch after he's had a 12-pack of breakfast burritos.

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    Quote Originally Posted by skijor View Post
    Would you rather change a diaper on an orangutan or an unconscious Couch after he's had a 12-pack of breakfast burritos.
    I don't see a difference.

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    Hey guyz? Guyz? Wait up!! Siu Blue Wind's Avatar
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    ooo ouch. ^^^
    Quote Originally Posted by Buddha
    We are what we think. All that we are arises with our thoughts. With our thoughts, we make the world.
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    Quote Originally Posted by skijor View Post
    Would you rather change a diaper on an orangutan or an unconscious Couch after he's had a 12-pack of breakfast burritos.
    The oranutan, I don't think they eat beans or chili sauce.

    If you could only have access to one forum on BF, would you rather be in A&S or P&R?
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    P & R never been to A & S

    Would you rather spend your life owning no electronic devices or never being able to eat sweets again?(as I sit here listening to my iPod and eating a candy bar...)
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