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    Hey guyz? Guyz? Wait up!! Siu Blue Wind's Avatar
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    He does this all of the time and I don't really know what it means.

    Where ever I am, what ever I'm doing - my cat Sakima, the spawn of the devil, stares at me.

    At the computer? Sits on my desk next to my screen and stares at me.
    Washing dishes? Sits on the kitchen chair and stares at me.
    Eating? Sits on the ledge by the table and stares at me.
    Cleaning house? Has to be there. Staring at me.
    Washing car? In the window. Staring.
    Reading? On the arm of the chair.
    Doing reports? Sitting next to my files, staring.

    And it's not just watching, he's staring at me. So when I look up at him, he's always got eye contact with me. And he doesn't turn away. I can see his retinas he stares so much.

    What does this mean?

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    You have a perpetual booger in your nose???

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    His Majesty wants you to take off the cone of shame you put on him.

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    Quote Originally Posted by overthehillmedi View Post
    His Majesty wants you to take off the cone of shame you put on him.
    +1

    You're getting the Stink Eye because of the cone of shame.
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    Hey guyz? Guyz? Wait up!! Siu Blue Wind's Avatar
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    That's an old pic of him. He has no cone. My son says he does it because he loves me. I....I don't know about that....
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    He's remembering when you put the cone of shame on him. He's plotting how to get revenge.
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    I think Sakima either thinks you are pretty... Or planning your demise.
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    Jeez, you needa Ming. She eliminates any staring contests here - why, you ask? Because she is right there whenever you open anything (seriously - any quiet candy unwrap results in a CAT HERD galloping in onto the bed with someone's nose on it) she's right there.

    And if you happen to quietly nuke something and quietly sneak through the place to the bedroom, snuggle down in bed and take a bite or a sip of your ill gotten item - SHE'S RIGHT THERE - THE ONE CAT CAT HERD HAS ARRIVED!!!! - gallops in and has her nose on your eyelid, nostril or mouth deep inhale. Weird cat - but she wants to be right there with everything going on. Busy body actually.

    Nothing sneaky about this little cat!! She's even become my alarm clock in the morning - (I feed them both a teeny tiny teaspoon of soft cat food morning and evening and they love it) - she starts at 6:30 am with meows, at 7 am - she's meowing here and there and jumping up on the bed and sitting and staring at me. Towards 8 am - she's poking my face or eye, or grabbing a clump of my hair with her paw.

    I, ... I'm trained to get out of bed now. dam cat

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    I used to have a cat that could smell me thinking about yogurt. Really, I'd start thinking to get a yogurt and bam, he was there in my face.
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    Looking for attention/toying with you.
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    Ever see Rose from 2 and 1/2 Men?

    Your cat is a stalker; wait for it, one day, he'll superglue all your cabinet doors shut, and start a website saying, "SBW Sucks.Com".

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    Awww! Sakima loves you and wants to be with you every moment of the day...

    ...Plotting a most horrible and atrocious, long drawn out demise involving several of your knives and a table top fan as well as a bottle of vinegar. It will be vile! And she needs to know where you are to measure you and observe your habits. Be ware!

    Also, kiss Sakima's nose for me? Sooo cute!


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    He must like the sight of blood.

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    That look? Murder. Pure and simple. I'd arm yourself heavily before you go to bed at night...
    There's nothing for you to see here...just move along, now...

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    Quote Originally Posted by RunningPirate View Post
    That look? Murder. Pure and simple. I'd arm yourself heavily before you go to bed at night...
    Perhaps with a Phalanx CIWS. That would teach him.
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    Creepy... the cat is obviously possessed... Get a priest, witch doctor, voodoo practitioner, or other weird religious person to help exorcise the demon that is inhabiting this animal. If its head spins around in a circle and green goop spews from it's mouth then you'll just have to move.

    Either that, or learn to live with it and love your cat unconditionally.

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    From Dog Diary vs Cat Diary

    Day 983 of My Captivity
    My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects.


    Anyway, you don't have scary music in the background:
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    Quote Originally Posted by rm -rf View Post
    From Dog Diary vs Cat Diary

    Day 983 of My Captivity
    My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects.


    Anyway, you don't have scary music in the background:
    Thats was freakin' great!
    You see, their morals, their code...it's a bad joke, dropped at the first sign of trouble. They're only as good as the world allows them to be. I'll show you. When the chips are down, these...These "civilized" people...they'll eat each other. See, I'm not a monster. I'm just ahead of the curve

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    Siu, your cat is stalking you! and planning to pounce on you when you least expect it!
    You see, their morals, their code...it's a bad joke, dropped at the first sign of trouble. They're only as good as the world allows them to be. I'll show you. When the chips are down, these...These "civilized" people...they'll eat each other. See, I'm not a monster. I'm just ahead of the curve

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    I think Sakima is acutally some sort of drone/robot cat planted by MV and those retinas are actually cameras. Explains the constant staring.
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    your cat is trying to make you look down first to establish her dominance over you. Next she'll be kicking you out of bed and making you poo in a box while she uses the comforts of the toilet.

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    Another thing he does is he steals my hair ties and stores them under the bed. I put them in the drawer but I think he knows how to open and close the drawer because after work I find one under the bed. EVERY DAY.

    And then he will come up to me when I'm sleeping and lick my nose and wake me up with that rough tongue. So I hug him and when I go to kiss his nose he bites my lips. With his fangs. That kind of hurts.

    Another way he wakes me up is he starts to dig in my hair. Dig dig dig like he's going to China. And he uses the claws. Even though I keep them trimmed he still manages to cut my scalp. So not only does my hair have a huge knotted ball in that spot but sometimes there's blood mixed in there too.

    I don't think he's saying he loves me.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Siu Blue Wind View Post
    Another thing he does is he steals my hair ties and stores them under the bed. I put them in the drawer but I think he knows how to open and close the drawer because after work I find one under the bed. EVERY DAY.

    And then he will come up to me when I'm sleeping and lick my nose and wake me up with that rough tongue. So I hug him and when I go to kiss his nose he bites my lips. With his fangs. That kind of hurts.

    Another way he wakes me up is he starts to dig in my hair. Dig dig dig like he's going to China. And he uses the claws. Even though I keep them trimmed he still manages to cut my scalp. So not only does my hair have a huge knotted ball in that spot but sometimes there's blood mixed in there too.

    I don't think he's saying he loves me.
    He wants to eat your brains.
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    I'd be very afraid.

    Yesterday our cat tried to eat raw roast beef, I think she might be turning into a vampire.
    I've got your restraining order right here. [grabs crotch] Restrain this!

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