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  • Yes, make the jerky!!

    9 34.62%
  • No, what dahell is wrong with you?

    6 23.08%
  • Let the cats play with it.

    4 15.38%
  • Let Jsharr have it as the Birthday rat.

    6 23.08%
  • Send it to another Fooster as a pay it forward

    3 11.54%
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    Hey guyz? Guyz? Wait up!! Siu Blue Wind's Avatar
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    Rat jerky.

    Dan found a dead rat somewhere. I say he make jerky out of it. He says no. What do you all think he should do?
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    do it to it!
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    Have him do it, then post pictures of him eating it.
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    Tastes like squirrel
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    That's disgusting, you don't know where it's been or what it's been eating. You should get your own from a breeder and raise it from young.

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    make jerky, sell as reindeer meet.

    (J. Clavell reference)
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    And thios is how the end of the world comes about by way of some unknown disease that spread through rat jerky.
    Life is about hanging onto what you think is important and finding out what really is important.
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    In Jersey, a "dirty rat" is not the same thing as other places. Just sayin'


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    If he killed it, but not if he just found it dead. Sheesh.

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    Grind it up and put it in a wedding cake?
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    tsk tsk, ratty does not approve.

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    Do it!!

    This can make anything taste good:




    ** Oh, and make sure he cooks it at a high enough temperature to kill any nasty things that happen to be residing in said rat.
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    If you guys insist on hunting rats, make sure you use all the parts. With enough pelts, you can make a pair of gloves, or even an hat.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Siu Blue Wind View Post
    Dan found a dead rat somewhere. I say he make jerky out of it. He says no. What do you all think he should do?
    Since you asked, he should leave dead rats be. The hell's the matter with you?

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    Quote Originally Posted by sknhgy View Post
    Since you asked, he should leave dead rats be. The hell's the matter with you?
    They're probably thinking the same thing about you
    Life is about hanging onto what you think is important and finding out what really is important.
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    Quote Originally Posted by TexasGuy View Post
    They're probably thinking the same thing about you
    No. They're too busy jerking their rat.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sknhgy View Post
    No. They're too busy jerking their rat.
    That should be a party foul right there.
    Life is about hanging onto what you think is important and finding out what really is important.
    "Stop Ruining my joke!", "No, a joke implies humor attached at no additional cost"
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    Quote Originally Posted by jdswitters View Post
    make jerky, sell as reindeer meet.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Alfster View Post
    If you guys insist on hunting rats, make sure you use all the parts. With enough pelts, you can make a pair of gloves, or even an hat.

    +1...just make sure to de-lice the pelts first
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    If you found it already dead, no way. That's a health hazard. If it's fresh, jerky away.

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    I don't like jerky at all. Let the cat play with it.


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    On the serious side. In an urban environment there is a reasonable chance a edad rat is dead because of poison.

    Get rid of it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cyclokitty View Post
    I don't like jerky at all. Let the cat play with it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Siu Blue Wind View Post
    Dan found a dead rat somewhere. I say he make jerky out of it. He says no. What do you all think he should do?
    Rat burger: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oYwysaFx4vY&t=20s

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