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View Poll Results: Should Dan make Rat jerky?
Yes, make the jerky!! 9 34.62%
No, what dahell is wrong with you? 6 23.08%
Let the cats play with it. 4 15.38%
Let Jsharr have it as the Birthday rat. 6 23.08%
Send it to another Fooster as a pay it forward 3 11.54%
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Old 02-04-11, 03:27 PM   #1
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Rat jerky.

Dan found a dead rat somewhere. I say he make jerky out of it. He says no. What do you all think he should do?
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Old 02-04-11, 03:28 PM   #2
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Old 02-04-11, 03:34 PM   #3
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Have him do it, then post pictures of him eating it.
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Old 02-04-11, 03:36 PM   #4
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That's disgusting, you don't know where it's been or what it's been eating. You should get your own from a breeder and raise it from young.
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Old 02-04-11, 04:12 PM   #6
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make jerky, sell as reindeer meet.

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And thios is how the end of the world comes about by way of some unknown disease that spread through rat jerky.
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In Jersey, a "dirty rat" is not the same thing as other places. Just sayin'

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If he killed it, but not if he just found it dead. Sheesh.
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Old 02-04-11, 07:27 PM   #10
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Grind it up and put it in a wedding cake?
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tsk tsk, ratty does not approve.
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Do it!!

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** Oh, and make sure he cooks it at a high enough temperature to kill any nasty things that happen to be residing in said rat.
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If you guys insist on hunting rats, make sure you use all the parts. With enough pelts, you can make a pair of gloves, or even an hat.
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Dan found a dead rat somewhere. I say he make jerky out of it. He says no. What do you all think he should do?
Since you asked, he should leave dead rats be. The hell's the matter with you?
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Since you asked, he should leave dead rats be. The hell's the matter with you?
They're probably thinking the same thing about you
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No. They're too busy jerking their rat.
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No. They're too busy jerking their rat.
That should be a party foul right there.
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If you guys insist on hunting rats, make sure you use all the parts. With enough pelts, you can make a pair of gloves, or even an hat.

+1...just make sure to de-lice the pelts first
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If you found it already dead, no way. That's a health hazard. If it's fresh, jerky away.
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I don't like jerky at all. Let the cat play with it.
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On the serious side. In an urban environment there is a reasonable chance a edad rat is dead because of poison.

Get rid of it.
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