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Old 02-04-11, 10:23 PM   #1
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!!!!!No Womenz Allowed Foo Thread!!!!!

This thread is only for the guys of Foo. No women from Foo are allowed to post in this thread. If you girls post in this thread I will contact jsharr and he will put a spell on you.

So, with that said, what say you Foo Doods?

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Old 02-04-11, 10:28 PM   #2
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My name is Pat. I also have friends named Chris, Tracy and Danni. We are allowed to post in this thread.
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My name is Pat. I also have friends named Chris, Tracy and Danni. We are allowed to post in this thread.
Apologize to me now Tude!

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I don't want to be part of anything Foo that doesn't include the Ladies of Foo!

What were you thinking, Couch?

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Couch was probably looking for the Sausage Fest in Germany.
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Couch was probably looking for the Sausage Fest in Germany.
Well, hello there sailor. Are you a Virgo?

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The Law of Probability. You see 100 in one men suffer from erectile dysfunction. Therefore they send the e-mails to everybody. It just so happens that you are one of the 100 in one men that suffer from erectile dysfunction.
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This thread is only for the guys of Foo. No women from Foo are allowed to post in this thread. If you girls post in this thread I will contact jsharr and he will put a delicious bass on you.

So, with that said, what say you Foo Doods?

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What you talkin' about Sofa-boy?

The Ladies of Foo are the best thing about Foo.
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Old 02-05-11, 08:17 AM   #14
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What you talkin' about Sofa-boy?

The Ladies of Foo are the best thing about Foo.
Why are you hating? This is a place for the guys to talk about fart jokes and other guy things. I'm actually protecting the girls of Foo from the filth that is in my....OUR...minds.

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Old 02-05-11, 08:51 AM   #15
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Why are you hating? This is a place for the guys to talk about fart jokes and other guy things. I'm actually protecting the girls of Foo from the filth that is in my....OUR...minds.

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I'm starting to think you're using us as fodder for your amusement. How about you start us out so we can gauge the foo women's attack ... errr, umm, I mean 'response'.
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Why are you hating? This is a place for the guys to talk about fart jokes and other guy things. I'm actually protecting the girls of Foo from the filth that is in my....OUR...minds.

Couch

I'm not hatin', just relatin' the truth.

I can fart and do other guy things like pick my nose and scratch my balls anytime I like without sharing it.

But I've got to come to Foo for Foo Goodness.
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Can we discuss the Malawi Fart Ban?
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...ind-crime.html
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I guess I'll take this platter of freshly baked cookies to another tree fort.
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I am absolutely indifferent to 'niceties' around the 'fairer sex'; I will burp, fart, scratch, and talk 'blue' in their presence.

For those of you who are taken aback, I have three letters for you:

E
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Dirty Harry said it best in the 70's: "If she wants to be a lumberjack, she needs to learn to handle her end of the log." Equal pay for equal work doesn't include preferential treatment. Courtesy isn't an obligation on our parts, either, 'ladies'; when you EXPECT the doors opened, the chairs pulled out, the seat left down, etc., prepare to be disappointed.

Now -- Couch -- what's on your mind? Popping ass pimples, the thoughts you have about trimming pubic hair when it gets caught in the folds of your foreskin?
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Just had a hotdog with Franks Buffalo Wing sauce on it, and some tortilla chips topped the same way. I just came in here to burp.

BURP!!!!!!!!

Might be back later to make more bodily noises.
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Just had a hotdog with Franks Buffalo Wing sauce on it, and some tortilla chips topped the same way. I just came in here to burp.

BURP!!!!!!!!

Might be back later to make more bodily noises.
My cute Sicilian girlfriend makes more louder bodily noises than most guys I know.
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This thread is only for the guys of Foo. No women from Foo are allowed to post in this thread. If you girls post in this thread I will contact jsharr and he will put a spell on you.

So, with that said, what say you Foo Doods?

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You're as much of a Foo woman as I am, Love Seat. Yet here we are.
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