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    !!!!!No Womenz Allowed Foo Thread!!!!!

    This thread is only for the guys of Foo. No women from Foo are allowed to post in this thread. If you girls post in this thread I will contact jsharr and he will put a spell on you.

    So, with that said, what say you Foo Doods?

    Couch

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    My name is Pat. I also have friends named Chris, Tracy and Danni. We are allowed to post in this thread.

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    I'm still not showing you my socks.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tude View Post
    My name is Pat. I also have friends named Chris, Tracy and Danni. We are allowed to post in this thread.
    Apologize to me now Tude!

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    I don't want to be part of anything Foo that doesn't include the Ladies of Foo!

    What were you thinking, Couch?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Couch View Post
    Apologize to me now Tude!

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    I stop for people / whose right of way I honor / but not for no one.



    Originally Posted by bragi "However, it's never a good idea to overgeneralize."

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    Couch was probably looking for the Sausage Fest in Germany.
    Life is about hanging onto what you think is important and finding out what really is important.
    "Stop Ruining my joke!", "No, a joke implies humor attached at no additional cost"
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    Quote Originally Posted by TexasGuy View Post
    Couch was probably looking for the Sausage Fest in Germany.
    Well, hello there sailor. Are you a Virgo?

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    *** Run Away ***
    Life is about hanging onto what you think is important and finding out what really is important.
    "Stop Ruining my joke!", "No, a joke implies humor attached at no additional cost"
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    Those emails that I get about erectile dysfunction. How do they know?
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    The Law of Probability. You see 100 in one men suffer from erectile dysfunction. Therefore they send the e-mails to everybody. It just so happens that you are one of the 100 in one men that suffer from erectile dysfunction.
    Life is about hanging onto what you think is important and finding out what really is important.
    "Stop Ruining my joke!", "No, a joke implies humor attached at no additional cost"
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    Quote Originally Posted by Couch View Post
    This thread is only for the guys of Foo. No women from Foo are allowed to post in this thread. If you girls post in this thread I will contact jsharr and he will put a delicious bass on you.

    So, with that said, what say you Foo Doods?

    Couch
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    What you talkin' about Sofa-boy?

    The Ladies of Foo are the best thing about Foo.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JonnyHK View Post
    What you talkin' about Sofa-boy?

    The Ladies of Foo are the best thing about Foo.
    Why are you hating? This is a place for the guys to talk about fart jokes and other guy things. I'm actually protecting the girls of Foo from the filth that is in my....OUR...minds.

    Couch

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    Quote Originally Posted by Couch View Post
    Why are you hating? This is a place for the guys to talk about fart jokes and other guy things. I'm actually protecting the girls of Foo from the filth that is in my....OUR...minds.

    Couch
    I'm starting to think you're using us as fodder for your amusement. How about you start us out so we can gauge the foo women's attack ... errr, umm, I mean 'response'.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Couch View Post
    Why are you hating? This is a place for the guys to talk about fart jokes and other guy things. I'm actually protecting the girls of Foo from the filth that is in my....OUR...minds.

    Couch

    I'm not hatin', just relatin' the truth.

    I can fart and do other guy things like pick my nose and scratch my balls anytime I like without sharing it.

    But I've got to come to Foo for Foo Goodness.

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    Can we discuss the Malawi Fart Ban?
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    I guess I'll take this platter of freshly baked cookies to another tree fort.


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    I am absolutely indifferent to 'niceties' around the 'fairer sex'; I will burp, fart, scratch, and talk 'blue' in their presence.

    For those of you who are taken aback, I have three letters for you:

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    Dirty Harry said it best in the 70's: "If she wants to be a lumberjack, she needs to learn to handle her end of the log." Equal pay for equal work doesn't include preferential treatment. Courtesy isn't an obligation on our parts, either, 'ladies'; when you EXPECT the doors opened, the chairs pulled out, the seat left down, etc., prepare to be disappointed.

    Now -- Couch -- what's on your mind? Popping ass pimples, the thoughts you have about trimming pubic hair when it gets caught in the folds of your foreskin?

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    Just had a hotdog with Franks Buffalo Wing sauce on it, and some tortilla chips topped the same way. I just came in here to burp.

    BURP!!!!!!!!

    Might be back later to make more bodily noises.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
    Just had a hotdog with Franks Buffalo Wing sauce on it, and some tortilla chips topped the same way. I just came in here to burp.

    BURP!!!!!!!!

    Might be back later to make more bodily noises.
    My cute Sicilian girlfriend makes more louder bodily noises than most guys I know.

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    sexy. dead sexy.
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    Yay!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Couch View Post
    This thread is only for the guys of Foo. No women from Foo are allowed to post in this thread. If you girls post in this thread I will contact jsharr and he will put a spell on you.

    So, with that said, what say you Foo Doods?

    Couch
    You're as much of a Foo woman as I am, Love Seat. Yet here we are.
    "Let us hope our weapons are never needed --but do not forget what the common people knew when they demanded the Bill of Rights: An armed citizenry is the first defense, the best defense, and the final defense against tyranny. If guns are outlawed, only the government will have guns. Only the police, the secret police, the military, the hired servants of our rulers. Only the government -- and a few outlaws. I intend to be among the outlaws" - Edward Abbey

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