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Old 02-21-11, 01:14 PM   #1
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yep. one person to a stall
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yep. one person to a stall
Can you go when another dude is at the sink washing up?
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Old 02-21-11, 01:34 PM   #5
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I try not to poop in front of others if at all possible.
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I personally find alll of this to be extremely confusing so I just make it simple. I don't poop, at all.
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Really depends on what I had for dinner the preceeding night.
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Fifteen bathrooms at work. Whichever one I choose will become Grand Central Station during rush hour, shortly after I close the stall door.
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You guys are making too much of a stink about this.
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Fifteen bathrooms at work. Whichever one I choose will become Grand Central Station during rush hour, shortly after I close the stall door.


You just have to employ the Flusher tactics.
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You guys are making too much of a stink about this.
You could have at least sprayed some air freshner. Geez.
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Really depends on what I had for dinner the preceeding night.

If it's going to be super loud and trumpety versus nice and quiet?
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And now the sigs are bold.
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If it's going to be super loud and trumpety versus nice and quiet?
Super loud and trumpety. Great sound effect!
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I'm doing it just to mess with you
Well it's working very well.
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Even dogs hate it when you look at them in the act, and they walk around naked 24/7.
Turbo was a pretty willful dog who was having Alpha-issues, but staring at him while he was engaged in defecation was one of the tactics I used to bring him back in line.

So if your S/O persists in leaving the kitchen a mess, or eating all the marshmallows out of your Lucky Charms, I endorse this training method.
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Even dogs hate it when you look at them in the act, and they walk around naked 24/7.
Turbo was a pretty willful dog who was having Alpha-issues, but staring at him while he was engaged in defecation was one of the tactics I used to bring him back in line.

So if your S/O persists in leaving the kitchen a mess, or eating all the marshmallows out of your Lucky Charms, I endorse this training method.
You want me to stare at my SO while he's on the crapper? Ewwwwwwwwww.
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You want me to stare at my SO while he's on the crapper? Ewwwwwwwwww.
But only if he's leaving your kitchen in a mess, or eating all the marshmallows out of your Lucky Charms. And it's not super loud and trumpety.
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You want me to stare at my SO while he's on the crapper? Ewwwwwwwwww.
Well, I'm glad he's not doing anything that requires correction badly enough warrant this training.
Training isn't about fun, it's about showing your dog or SO the correct behaviour.
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