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    The Site Administrator: Currently at home recovering from a couple of strokes,please contact my assistnt admins for forum issues Tom Stormcrowe's Avatar
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    Best Fortune cookie EVER!

    I went to a Chinese Buffet for lunch today and I got the best fortune cookie insert ever. I brought it home and scanned it to share.......



    How's that for the best fortune cookie ever?
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    No way.

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    That darn Yankee TexasGuy's Avatar
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    That must have been a big cookie.
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    The Site Administrator: Currently at home recovering from a couple of strokes,please contact my assistnt admins for forum issues Tom Stormcrowe's Avatar
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    It's a scan. I set the parameters of the scan image large enough to be easily read.

    And yeah, it's a real fortune cookie insert. Someone has a hell of a sense of humor at that plant.
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    . “He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.”- Fredrick Nietzsche

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    I hope you immediately pulled close to the super stardestroyers.
    The few, the proud, the likely insane, Metro-Atlanta bicycle commuters.

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    Tom, I hate to tell you, but he was trying to tell you that the place is a trap. He went in there for lunch and ended up BEING lunch. General Tsao's Chicken should more aptly be described as Admiral Ackbar "Chicken"
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    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    I hope you didn't eat the cookie.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
    Tom, I hate to tell you, but he was trying to tell you that the place is a trap. He went in there for lunch and ended up BEING lunch. General Tsao's Chicken should more aptly be described as Admiral Ackbar "Chicken"
    Life is about hanging onto what you think is important and finding out what really is important.
    "Stop Ruining my joke!", "No, a joke implies humor attached at no additional cost"
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    One I got recently and is now taped to my computer:

    Pick another fortune cookie.
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    I can't read it - the photo doesn't show... what does it say?

    BTW Tom... chinese buffet? Should you?
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    :facepalm:
    Life is about hanging onto what you think is important and finding out what really is important.
    "Stop Ruining my joke!", "No, a joke implies humor attached at no additional cost"
    So many sayings, so little sig space.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
    Tom, I hate to tell you, but he was trying to tell you that the place is a trap. He went in there for lunch and ended up BEING lunch. General Tsao's Chicken should more aptly be described as Admiral Ackbar "Chicken"
    Damn that makes me hungry; I'm headed to the Catfish Shack right now.

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    You Know!? For Kids! jsharr's Avatar
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    I you see any Stormtrooper armor in the dumpster, just keep driving.
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    Quote Originally Posted by colorider View Post
    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    The Site Administrator: Currently at home recovering from a couple of strokes,please contact my assistnt admins for forum issues Tom Stormcrowe's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pamestique View Post
    I can't read it - the photo doesn't show... what does it say?

    BTW Tom... chinese buffet? Should you?
    They have the best Sushi and Sashimi in town. I don't eat anything but their Sushi, loaded up with massive amounts of nose scorching wasabe horseradish.
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    That is hilarious!
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    Obviously, the guy's like a 12th level white wizard or something. His mere presence is a danger to mortals.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tom Stormcrowe View Post
    They have the best Sushi and Sashimi in town. I don't eat anything but their Sushi, loaded up with massive amounts of nose scorching wasabe horseradish.
    I don't know something wrong with saying a chinese buffet (which tends to be really poorly made bad greasy food) makes good sushi and serves good sashimi... as much as I love both not certain I would risk my health! I guess with enough wasabi you can't tell its bad!
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    If you ever want to screw with someone, you can steam fortune cookies enough to unfold them slightly, then insert a fortune of your own devising such as, "All your friends are laughing behind your back. Kill them." and then simply pop the cookie in your toaster oven to restore crunchiness.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AllenG View Post
    Damn that makes me hungry; I'm headed to the Catfish Shack right now.
    or Billy Bobs Bar-B-Que
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    Those voices in your head aren't real, but they have some great ideas

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    The Site Administrator: Currently at home recovering from a couple of strokes,please contact my assistnt admins for forum issues Tom Stormcrowe's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pamestique View Post
    I don't know something wrong with saying a chinese buffet (which tends to be really poorly made bad greasy food) makes good sushi and serves good sashimi... as much as I love both not certain I would risk my health! I guess with enough wasabi you can't tell its bad!
    It's as good as anything I've ever had in the way of Sushi and Sashimi. The owners are real sticklers for quality fish. Heck, even their buffet Chinese food is 4 or 5 star quality and they offer Korean and Japanese fare, as well as Chinese traditional and American Chinese.
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    One I got a while back.

    "When you are squeezed. What comes out is what is on the inside."

    ?????? I still don't get it.
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    My name is Will. I once got a fortune cookie that read: Where there's a will there's a way.
    I thought it was pretty good. Posted it on the wall at work till I changed offices...lost track of it then.
    Dangit, I almost only post in Foo, so my post count is abysmal.

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    You broke the #1 rule when reading fortune cookies. Whatever the cookies says has to be finished with the phrase, "between the sheets.".
    I love pho long time.

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