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Old 02-23-11, 10:52 AM   #1
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Best Fortune cookie EVER!

I went to a Chinese Buffet for lunch today and I got the best fortune cookie insert ever. I brought it home and scanned it to share.......



How's that for the best fortune cookie ever?
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That must have been a big cookie.
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Old 02-23-11, 10:59 AM   #4
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It's a scan. I set the parameters of the scan image large enough to be easily read.

And yeah, it's a real fortune cookie insert. Someone has a hell of a sense of humor at that plant.
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I hope you immediately pulled close to the super stardestroyers.
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Tom, I hate to tell you, but he was trying to tell you that the place is a trap. He went in there for lunch and ended up BEING lunch. General Tsao's Chicken should more aptly be described as Admiral Ackbar "Chicken"
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I hope you didn't eat the cookie.
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Tom, I hate to tell you, but he was trying to tell you that the place is a trap. He went in there for lunch and ended up BEING lunch. General Tsao's Chicken should more aptly be described as Admiral Ackbar "Chicken"
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One I got recently and is now taped to my computer:

Pick another fortune cookie.
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I can't read it - the photo doesn't show... what does it say?

BTW Tom... chinese buffet? Should you?
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Tom, I hate to tell you, but he was trying to tell you that the place is a trap. He went in there for lunch and ended up BEING lunch. General Tsao's Chicken should more aptly be described as Admiral Ackbar "Chicken"
Damn that makes me hungry; I'm headed to the Catfish Shack right now.
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Old 02-23-11, 04:17 PM   #14
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I can't read it - the photo doesn't show... what does it say?

BTW Tom... chinese buffet? Should you?
They have the best Sushi and Sashimi in town. I don't eat anything but their Sushi, loaded up with massive amounts of nose scorching wasabe horseradish.
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That is hilarious!
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They have the best Sushi and Sashimi in town. I don't eat anything but their Sushi, loaded up with massive amounts of nose scorching wasabe horseradish.
I don't know something wrong with saying a chinese buffet (which tends to be really poorly made bad greasy food) makes good sushi and serves good sashimi... as much as I love both not certain I would risk my health! I guess with enough wasabi you can't tell its bad!
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If you ever want to screw with someone, you can steam fortune cookies enough to unfold them slightly, then insert a fortune of your own devising such as, "All your friends are laughing behind your back. Kill them." and then simply pop the cookie in your toaster oven to restore crunchiness.
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I don't know something wrong with saying a chinese buffet (which tends to be really poorly made bad greasy food) makes good sushi and serves good sashimi... as much as I love both not certain I would risk my health! I guess with enough wasabi you can't tell its bad!
It's as good as anything I've ever had in the way of Sushi and Sashimi. The owners are real sticklers for quality fish. Heck, even their buffet Chinese food is 4 or 5 star quality and they offer Korean and Japanese fare, as well as Chinese traditional and American Chinese.
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One I got a while back.

"When you are squeezed. What comes out is what is on the inside."

?????? I still don't get it.
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My name is Will. I once got a fortune cookie that read: Where there's a will there's a way.
I thought it was pretty good. Posted it on the wall at work till I changed offices...lost track of it then.
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You broke the #1 rule when reading fortune cookies. Whatever the cookies says has to be finished with the phrase, "between the sheets.".
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