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    There was a knock at the door

    Who could it be? I open the door. A Campmor box? I didn't order anything from there recently. Strange. I pick it up bring it indoors. Sit it on the table.

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    I start to sweat. Internet Detective Agency, Disposal of Evidence Division?!?

    My mind races. Thinking of all the bad things I've done. I put two and two together. Last summer I went camping and accidentally murdered someone. They are playing mind games with me sending it in a Campmor box. But no, I'm pretty sure I disposed of the body really well. Besides, the box is much to small and doesn't smell bad. Check sender. James Joyce? He's dead...another clue pointing to me surely doing jail time.

    I shake it. Crap! What if it's a bomb? What if it's a creepy picture collage by a stalker?! I must open it. Grab a knife. Go back and get a bigger knife. (In case it's tarantulas) I slice slowly...wince, waiting for something to jump out at me. I get up and close the windows, go back to box surgery. I open the first flap.

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    Do people wrap body parts in newspaper or is that meat? Isn't that the same thing? I push on the paper. Something's hard underneath not squishy. That's a good sign. I slowly unravel the paper. I remember I'm not wearing rubber gloves! Good going MP. Now my fingerprints are all over this thing. Finally just as I'm about to call 911 and confess, the last paper lifts and reveals:

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    Thanks J.J. Who knew all these months of begging would pay off.
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    I've got your restraining order right here. [grabs crotch] Restrain this!

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    Omg! SUGAR RUSH!
    Life is about hanging onto what you think is important and finding out what really is important.
    "Stop Ruining my joke!", "No, a joke implies humor attached at no additional cost"
    So many sayings, so little sig space.

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    How many meals can you make out of chocolate before admitting you have a problem?
    I've got your restraining order right here. [grabs crotch] Restrain this!

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    Watch out, chocolate attracts raptors.
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    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    Since that isn't really a problem I see no need for an admission.

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    Are you going to share some of those?
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    Quote Originally Posted by MangoPumpkin View Post
    How many meals can you make out of chocolate before admitting you have a problem?
    trick question! there is no problem.

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    That box looks kind of empty. Are you sure the delivery guy didn't make his own lunch out of that?

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    Also note that the address was done in the official font of Foo

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    Dave's not here.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CbadRider View Post
    Are you going to share some of those?
    If by share you mean give some of it away.....yep, yes, sure thing!

    Quote Originally Posted by StupidlyBrave View Post
    That box looks kind of empty. Are you sure the delivery guy didn't make his own lunch out of that?
    Yes I'm sure. Well at least 17% sure.
    I've got your restraining order right here. [grabs crotch] Restrain this!

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    Only thing better than loot is sweet loot!
    I love pho long time.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
    Watch out, chocolate attracts raptors.

    Sorry, Bailey is on another assignment right now.
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    Nice! All the packages I get in the mail are full of desiccated kidneys and toes. Anybody want them?


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    Quote Originally Posted by skijor View Post
    Dave's not here.
    Who is it? Hello?
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    Quote Originally Posted by cyclokitty View Post
    Nice! All the packages I get in the mail are full of desiccated kidneys and toes. Anybody want them?
    I'll take the desiccated kidneys.
    Life is about hanging onto what you think is important and finding out what really is important.
    "Stop Ruining my joke!", "No, a joke implies humor attached at no additional cost"
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    Quote Originally Posted by TexasGuy View Post
    I'll take the desiccated kidneys for $200 Alex.


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    I see what you did there.
    Life is about hanging onto what you think is important and finding out what really is important.
    "Stop Ruining my joke!", "No, a joke implies humor attached at no additional cost"
    So many sayings, so little sig space.

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