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    Oh Noes

    My youngest son got his first 'Do you like me? Mark Yes/No' note this week.

    I has the sads.
    I've got your restraining order right here. [grabs crotch] Restrain this!

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    Quote Originally Posted by MangoPumpkin View Post
    My youngest son got his first 'Do you like me? Mark Yes/No' note this week.

    I has the sads.
    It could be worst. Imagine how it is for the Father of the girl sending the notes.
    "Hoy es un dia normal, pero yo voy a hacerlo intenso" ~ Juanes

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    Quote Originally Posted by RubenX View Post
    It could be worst. Imagine how it is for the Father of the girl sending the notes.
    Yeah anyways...needs to teach his daughter to stay away from my innocent boy!
    I've got your restraining order right here. [grabs crotch] Restrain this!

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    Quote Originally Posted by MangoPumpkin View Post
    Yeah anyways...needs to teach his daughter to stay away from my innocent boy!
    Are you gonna tell us what the answer was? Does he? Girl pretty?
    "Hoy es un dia normal, pero yo voy a hacerlo intenso" ~ Juanes

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    He marked 'No.' I told him he was too young for girls yet, he said, 'Yeah I know mom :rollseyes: that's why I marked No.'

    According to her she's very pretty and now hates him.

    *Does happy dance*
    I've got your restraining order right here. [grabs crotch] Restrain this!

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    "Here, I marked no because that's what my mom made me do.... but I do like you and you are very pretty".

    I used to be a kid too... I still remember.
    "Hoy es un dia normal, pero yo voy a hacerlo intenso" ~ Juanes

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    Careful so she doesn't lure him into a pit of velociraptors with a hickory nut.

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    Quote Originally Posted by skijor View Post
    Careful so she doesn't lure him into a pit of velociraptors with a hickory nut.
    I'll be sure to make him the poster so he can take it to school
    I've got your restraining order right here. [grabs crotch] Restrain this!

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    LOL... reminds me of a popular internet picture who's captions say "with this I'm gonna control your life"... but I won't link it... I don't wanna make MP sad.
    "Hoy es un dia normal, pero yo voy a hacerlo intenso" ~ Juanes

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    Yes Rube...let's not. I do recall seeing the picture of your beautiful daughter....
    I've got your restraining order right here. [grabs crotch] Restrain this!

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    Quote Originally Posted by MangoPumpkin View Post
    Yes Rube...let's not. I do recall seeing the picture of your beautiful daughter....
    shut up...
    "Hoy es un dia normal, pero yo voy a hacerlo intenso" ~ Juanes

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    Quote Originally Posted by RubenX View Post
    shut up...
    I've got your restraining order right here. [grabs crotch] Restrain this!

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    So the note was from a girl, right?
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    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
    So the note was from a girl, right?
    Yes
    I've got your restraining order right here. [grabs crotch] Restrain this!

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    Is your son still young enough to prefer bikes/skateboarding/video games to girls?
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    Yes, thank heavens
    I've got your restraining order right here. [grabs crotch] Restrain this!

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    Quote Originally Posted by MangoPumpkin View Post
    Yes, thank heavens
    So he likes to play. By himself or with himself? If the later, it started before of after the note was received?
    "Hoy es un dia normal, pero yo voy a hacerlo intenso" ~ Juanes

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    Quote Originally Posted by RubenX View Post
    So he likes to play. By himself or with himself? If the later, it started before of after the note was received?
    :stabbie stab stab: DON'T EVEN GO THERE!!!!

    *dies*
    I've got your restraining order right here. [grabs crotch] Restrain this!

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    Quote Originally Posted by CbadRider View Post
    Is your son still young enough to prefer bikes/skateboarding/video games to girls?
    My daughter broke off an engagement to a man approaching 30...His love of video games was a pretty serious symptom of a problem.

    I think it worked out for the best.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MangoPumpkin View Post
    :stabbie stab stab: DON'T EVEN GO THERE!!!!

    *dies*
    I bet MP just went to his kid's room to verify if he was really sleeping.
    "Hoy es un dia normal, pero yo voy a hacerlo intenso" ~ Juanes

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    Quote Originally Posted by MangoPumpkin View Post
    He marked 'No.' I told him he was too young for girls yet, he said, 'Yeah I know mom :rollseyes: that's why I marked No.'

    According to her she's very pretty and now hates him.

    *Does happy dance*
    It is never too early to start teaching our sons that women are a source of problems and trouble.
    Regards, MillCreek
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    Quote Originally Posted by RubenX View Post
    I bet MP just went to his kid's room to verify if he was really sleeping.
    Sick! Is that the age you guys start?!?! Nevermind. I don't want to know.

    Quote Originally Posted by MillCreek View Post
    It is never too early to start teaching our sons that women are a source of problems and trouble.
    Any girls after my sons are going to be a source of problems and trouble. You men are NOT innocent.
    I've got your restraining order right here. [grabs crotch] Restrain this!

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    Reuben, I'm not a psychic but I foresee in about eight to ten years, if not sooner, you're going to be in the market for a large shotgun loaded with buckshot to keep all the young lads (you do remember being a young lad and what was your main thought was, don't you? ) away from your door, so I wouldn't be to cocky about what MP is going throgh now if I was you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by overthehillmedi View Post
    Reuben, I'm not a psychic but I foresee in about eight to ten years, if not sooner, you're going to be in the market for a large shotgun loaded with buckshot to keep all the young lads (you do remember being a young lad and what was your main thought was, don't you? ) away from your door, so I wouldn't be to cocky about what MP is going throgh now if I was you.
    Ahhhhhhhhhhh thank you
    I've got your restraining order right here. [grabs crotch] Restrain this!

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    Quote Originally Posted by MangoPumpkin View Post
    Sick! Is that the age you guys start?!?! Nevermind. I don't want to know.
    How old is the boy?
    "Hoy es un dia normal, pero yo voy a hacerlo intenso" ~ Juanes

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