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Old 03-05-11, 08:15 AM   #1
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Jack Russell Mixes are pure EVIL!



This is Marley. She is one of the rat dogs my parents are watching this weekend. She looks nice in this picture but let me tell you, this dog is pure effing evil.

Anyway, she has tried warming up to me this morning but I know her little game. She's waiting for me to let my guard down only to pounce on me when she senses fear. Pray for Couch.

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You leave that poor wittle thang alone.
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You leave that poor wittle thang alone.
I've been nothing but nice to this little dog! Last night, she attacked me for breathing!

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The first time she licks your face, you won't be able to give her up.
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I've been nothing but nice to this little dog! Last night, she attacked me for breathing!

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The first time she licks your face, you won't be able to give her up.
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Ming attacked my feet all morning. and she has a new playtime activity - latching onto your sock and dragging it off.

When are you coming up here?
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Don't worry, I'll send my cat over to protect you. Sakima will kick that dog's little butt.
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My mother-in-law calls them Jack Russel Terrorists
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You need to get a Chihuaha mix, it will make you appreciate your Jack....

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Ming attacked my feet all morning. and she has a new playtime activity - latching onto your sock and dragging it off.

When are you coming up here?
That could be quite useful.
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The first time she rips off your face, you won't be able to give her up.
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Fixed.
These little guys don't rip off your face. They're gentle doggies.

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Old 03-05-11, 01:58 PM   #15
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Oops, how'd that one get in there
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It's probably the bacon you have hidden in your sack.
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it looks pretty evil in that picture
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Either that or really rough french kissing.
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Nah, he's saying "Get outta my face bacon breath"
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Nah, he's saying "Get outta my face bacon breath"
No way, If he had bacon breath that would definitely induce aggressive French Kissing.
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is that what you look like when you french kiss aggressively?
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Old 03-05-11, 04:07 PM   #22
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I see noone has prayed for me. Thanks alot folks!

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I see noone has prayed for me. Thanks alot folks!

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is that what you look like when you french kiss aggressively?
If I looked as cute as those 2 puppies I'd probably have a gf So, I think that answer is no.
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I cannot believe that this came as a surprise... that Jack Russell terriers are pure effing evil.
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