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    Jack Russell Mixes are pure EVIL!



    This is Marley. She is one of the rat dogs my parents are watching this weekend. She looks nice in this picture but let me tell you, this dog is pure effing evil.

    Anyway, she has tried warming up to me this morning but I know her little game. She's waiting for me to let my guard down only to pounce on me when she senses fear. Pray for Couch.

    Couch

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    You leave that poor wittle thang alone.
    I've got your restraining order right here. [grabs crotch] Restrain this!

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    Quote Originally Posted by MangoPumpkin View Post
    You leave that poor wittle thang alone.
    I've been nothing but nice to this little dog! Last night, she attacked me for breathing!

    Couch

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    The first time she licks your face, you won't be able to give her up.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Couch View Post
    I've been nothing but nice to this little dog! Last night, she attacked me for breathing!

    Couch
    It's probably the bacon you have hidden in your sock.
    I've got your restraining order right here. [grabs crotch] Restrain this!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Alfster View Post
    The first time she licks your face, you won't be able to give her up.
    No.

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    Ming attacked my feet all morning. and she has a new playtime activity - latching onto your sock and dragging it off.

    When are you coming up here?

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    Don't worry, I'll send my cat over to protect you. Sakima will kick that dog's little butt.
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    Please dont outsmart the censor. That is a very expensive censor and every time one of you guys outsmart it it makes someone at the home office feel bad. We dont wanna do that. So dont cleverly disguise bad words.

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    My mother-in-law calls them Jack Russel Terrorists

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    You need to get a Chihuaha mix, it will make you appreciate your Jack....

    http://smg.photobucket.com/albums/v3...t=DSCF2085.mp4

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    Quote Originally Posted by Couch View Post
    No.

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    How can you not love Jacks???


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    Quote Originally Posted by Tude View Post
    Ming attacked my feet all morning. and she has a new playtime activity - latching onto your sock and dragging it off.

    When are you coming up here?
    That could be quite useful.
    Life is about hanging onto what you think is important and finding out what really is important.
    "Stop Ruining my joke!", "No, a joke implies humor attached at no additional cost"
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    Quote Originally Posted by Alfster View Post
    The first time she rips off your face, you won't be able to give her up.
    Fixed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kenji666 View Post
    Fixed.
    These little guys don't rip off your face. They're gentle doggies.


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    Oops, how'd that one get in there

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    Quote Originally Posted by MangoPumpkin View Post
    It's probably the bacon you have hidden in your sack.
    a logical conclusion

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    it looks pretty evil in that picture

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    Either that or really rough french kissing.
    Life is about hanging onto what you think is important and finding out what really is important.
    "Stop Ruining my joke!", "No, a joke implies humor attached at no additional cost"
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    Nah, he's saying "Get outta my face bacon breath"

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    Quote Originally Posted by skijor View Post
    Nah, he's saying "Get outta my face bacon breath"
    No way, If he had bacon breath that would definitely induce aggressive French Kissing.
    Life is about hanging onto what you think is important and finding out what really is important.
    "Stop Ruining my joke!", "No, a joke implies humor attached at no additional cost"
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    is that what you look like when you french kiss aggressively?

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    I see noone has prayed for me. Thanks alot folks!

    Couch

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    Quote Originally Posted by Couch View Post
    I see noone has prayed for me. Thanks alot folks!

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    Prayers are for the weak. Are you weak?
    Life is about hanging onto what you think is important and finding out what really is important.
    "Stop Ruining my joke!", "No, a joke implies humor attached at no additional cost"
    So many sayings, so little sig space.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ____asdfghjkl View Post
    is that what you look like when you french kiss aggressively?
    If I looked as cute as those 2 puppies I'd probably have a gf So, I think that answer is no.
    Life is about hanging onto what you think is important and finding out what really is important.
    "Stop Ruining my joke!", "No, a joke implies humor attached at no additional cost"
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    I cannot believe that this came as a surprise... that Jack Russell terriers are pure effing evil.

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