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    Unobtanium-Based Lifeform calamarichris's Avatar
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    "Jsharr has wandered aimlessly into eternity"

    So what do you hope your epitaph will read? Go!

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    I've told my family that I'd rather have my obit say "kicked the bucket" than something like "has gone to be with his savior." I love Jesus, but just tell them that I died.

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    The Site Administrator: Currently at home recovering from a couple of strokes,please contact my assistnt admins for forum issues Tom Stormcrowe's Avatar
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    Lived so hard that on his death, he fell apart into a pile of parts that self combusted.
    on light duty due to illness; please contact my assistants for forum issues. They are Siu Blue Wind, or CbadRider or the other 3 star folk. I am currently at home recovering from a couple of strokes. I am making good progress, happily.


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    "He died doing who he loved".
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    Ski, bike and wish I was gay.

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    "jsharr's fault!".

    Yup, jsharr is going to be the death of me, I just know it.

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    long time visiter Alfster's Avatar
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    "Out with the old, in with the new".

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    He's gone? Thank God!

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    Pour a bottle of my favorite rum over my remains without running it through your kidneys.
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    Quote Originally Posted by calamarichris View Post
    So what do you hope your epitaph will read? Go!
    At my late father-in-law's funeral the minister just looked upwards and said "Look out Lord, here comes (name)". I rather like the sound of that...

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    I kinda like "See you soon!"
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    Dust, Wind, Dude

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    "You're Next"
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    "May his Balls Rest In Peace"

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    "Cyclokitty is disruptive and can't keep her hands to herself."

    Typical report card statement, why not on my tombstone.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Tude View Post
    "May his Balls Rest In Peace"
    Is there something I should know?

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    You Know!? For Kids! jsharr's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Couch View Post
    Is there something I should know?

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    yes, yes there is. it has to do with the air speed velocity of unladen swallows.
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    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    "Lived life like he stole it, died on the down stroke"
    "Let us hope our weapons are never needed --but do not forget what the common people knew when they demanded the Bill of Rights: An armed citizenry is the first defense, the best defense, and the final defense against tyranny. If guns are outlawed, only the government will have guns. Only the police, the secret police, the military, the hired servants of our rulers. Only the government -- and a few outlaws. I intend to be among the outlaws" - Edward Abbey

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    You Know!? For Kids! jsharr's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by chipcom View Post
    "Lived life like he stole it, died on the down stroke"
    left or right leg?
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    Quote Originally Posted by colorider View Post
    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
    left or right leg?
    which ever one you want to raise for me darling, I don't mind experimenting with different positions!
    "Let us hope our weapons are never needed --but do not forget what the common people knew when they demanded the Bill of Rights: An armed citizenry is the first defense, the best defense, and the final defense against tyranny. If guns are outlawed, only the government will have guns. Only the police, the secret police, the military, the hired servants of our rulers. Only the government -- and a few outlaws. I intend to be among the outlaws" - Edward Abbey

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