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Old 03-31-11, 02:28 PM   #1
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I think I just....

....peed on my leg. Again!

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Old 03-31-11, 02:40 PM   #2
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Are you sure it was your doing?
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Old 03-31-11, 02:42 PM   #3
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Are you sure it was your doing?
No, my doodle had a hand in this. In my older age, the thing seems to have a mind of its own!

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you could always start sitting
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Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.
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Old 03-31-11, 02:50 PM   #5
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you could always start sitting
Well, I wouldn't take this situation lying down.

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Old 03-31-11, 03:08 PM   #6
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the pics with you and ming say otherwise
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Old 03-31-11, 03:28 PM   #7
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the pics with you and ming say otherwise
Doesn't he also nap by the copy machine?
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Old 03-31-11, 03:33 PM   #8
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are you saying that a copy machine peed on couch?
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Are you sure it was your doing?
Remove an "i" and that becomes a whole different statement. But oddly, remains a valid question.
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Old 03-31-11, 03:40 PM   #10
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are you saying that a copy machine peed on couch?
That sounds like vengeance on a gangsta.
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....peed on my leg. Again!

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*Warning
Don't stand next to this guy at a public urinal.
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At least you peed on your pants instead of in them.
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May I go to the bathroom first?




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Isn't that a country song?
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I hate it when that happens!
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Isn't that a country song?
Not as such.

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I heard that you have to buy Viagra, but you can cut them in half because you only want to get it out there far enough to miss your leg.
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I just had a 30 minute conversation with Inge about this. Inge thinks I'm an idiot.

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....peed on my leg. Again!

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did you taste it this time also? I mean it could be some other liquid, like maybe asparagus juice.
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I just had a 30 minute conversation with Inge about this. Inge thinks I'm an idiot.

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So Inge is still barking at her butt. awesome
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So Inge is still barking at her butt. awesome
No.

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Perhaps your prostate has swollen to the size of a plump fig. Maybe you can ask Ming to check it for you.
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He missed a spot shaving his right [non-pee] leg.
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that is a scar that he got opening a container of yogurt.
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