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    Look! My Spine! RubenX's Avatar
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    RubenX(TM) is alive and well... with some stories to tell....

    Oh well, where I begin.

    Outsourcing @ work is near. Outsourcing Survival plans have been put in effect, taking most of my fora-wora time, priorities you know. It all should go well, financially... lots of changes but doable.

    Fiance change jobs and have more time to spend together... meaning less foo and more....

    Which leads me to the big news: We are pregnant!
    Nine weeks in...

    Ergo I wanna hurry up previous plans of asking father for hand in marriage, get ring, propose, get married, etc... the whole chibang.

    ...Also, during recent storm force winds, big gigantic tree fell down from neighbor yard into Rube's yard, taking down power lines. HUGE freaking tree, as big as the house. We are OK tho, and no damage to the structure. Just no power/internet/phone for a few days.... a bored Rube' with bored Rube(TM) kids, bored pregnant girlfriend with even more bored Rube(TM) fetus inside... lots of boredom. I'm glad power is back.

    I'm still smoke free and enjoying the savings, OMG I was wasting a lot of money. Oh and evil bankers are garnishing 16% effing percent of my wages.... apparently they got tired of mah claiming to be broke and not paying the student loans... bastards!

    Other than that, Rube is bored.
    "Hoy es un dia normal, pero yo voy a hacerlo intenso" ~ Juanes

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    Have a cuppa Bustelo.

    Congrats on the successful breeding effort.
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    Congrats on the upcoming Rube(TM).

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    If your fiancee is pregnant, you weren't bored all the time. Congratulations!
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    derailleurs are overrated bigbenaugust's Avatar
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    Dude, reproducing again?
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    Not safe for work cyclokitty's Avatar
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    Congrats on the new Rube baby! You'll wish you were bored while you plan the wedding and prepare for the new baby. Get your naps while you still can, Ruben.


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    Congrats Ruben....even cuter Rube chillunz on the way. If that's even possible.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CbadRider View Post
    If your fiancee is pregnant, you weren't bored all the time. Congratulations!
    Well, sometimes you just close your eyes and think of England.
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    derailleurs are overrated bigbenaugust's Avatar
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    Place your bets on the total number of children, termination date, and number of Foo threads generated by Ruben's Marriage II(TM).
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigbenaugust View Post
    Place your bets on the total number of children, termination date, and number of Foo threads generated by Ruben's Marriage IV(TM).
    Fixed for ya
    "Hoy es un dia normal, pero yo voy a hacerlo intenso" ~ Juanes

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    ........and the legacy lives on...................
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    Rubennnnnnnnnnnnnnn --- Congrats!!!!!

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    I truly believe the guy is creating his own civilization down there......" Rubetopia."
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    Hey guyz? Guyz? Wait up!! Siu Blue Wind's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by spry View Post
    ........and the legacy lives on...................
    Yep. He's spawnin' again...























    RUBEN IS HAVING SEX!!!!!! EWwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!
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    derailleurs are overrated bigbenaugust's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by spry View Post
    I truly believe the guy is creating his own civilization down there......" Rubetopia."
    How long until they start protesting their king and become the victim of a "military action"?
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    If it's a boy, name him Rube Paul. If it's a girl, Rube Tuesday.

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    Rube,have you ever considered Salt Lake City,Utah?
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    Senior Member no motor?'s Avatar
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    Well I knew there'd be a story or 2, congrats! Better let us know if it was the Cafe Bustello that lead to another Rube(TM) kids or a few more of us are going to be in for more surprises in about a month.

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    You Know!? For Kids! jsharr's Avatar
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    Rubinos y Rubinas para todo!!!!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Siu Blue Wind View Post
    Yep. He's spawnin' again...
    RUBEN IS HAVING SEX!!!!!! EWwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!
    Haha, whenever someone tells me they are pregnant, the first thing I think is not usually "oh, they had sex," but "ewwwww, they actually had sex with [partner]?????" I am sure someone thought the same thing about my wife/me both times we got the preggers, too, though, so fair is fair....

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    Happy Spawning Rube!!!!
    I've got your restraining order right here. [grabs crotch] Restrain this!

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    Quote Originally Posted by SonataInFSharp View Post
    Haha, whenever someone tells me they are pregnant, the first thing I think is not usually "oh, they had sex," but "ewwwww, they actually had sex with [partner]?????" I am sure someone thought the same thing about my wife/me both times we got the preggers, too, though, so fair is fair....
    Me too. I thought I was just weird. Now I'm happy to know that I'm still weird - but with company.

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    When someone tells me they're having a boy, I like to say "Ohhh...that means you have a penis inside of you right now!!!"

    The creep factor coupled with their facial expressions is priceless.
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    Obviously, the guy's like a 12th level white wizard or something. His mere presence is a danger to mortals.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SingingSabre View Post
    When someone tells me they're having a boy, I like to say "Ohhh...that means you have a penis inside of you right now!!!"

    The creep factor coupled with their facial expressions is priceless.
    Ah, yes, I even said that to my own wife a few times (both kids are boys). I would not recommend it, by the way.

    I also told her that now my friends know....never mind.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SonataInFSharp View Post
    Ah, yes, I even said that to my own wife a few times (both kids are boys). I would not recommend it, by the way.

    I also told her that now my friends know....never mind.
    You don't get to stop there! Tell!
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