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Old 04-03-11, 09:42 AM   #1
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How many girlfriends can you juggle at once?

How many girls can you date at once before the **** hits the fan.
I'm casually dating two girls, and have a date tomorrow night with another, and I have another female "friend" from out of state coming to town to visit and stay at my apt for a week, next month. This isn't going to end well I have a feeling.
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Old 04-03-11, 09:56 AM   #2
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Old 04-03-11, 09:58 AM   #3
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I can't juggle any.....my wife won't let me.
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Old 04-03-11, 10:10 AM   #4
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I think I'll just sit back and enjoy this string.
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Stupid! I hate to break it to you Son, but your stuff ain't that great. This is a prime example of someone feeling they are so fabulous that they will put him/herself in a situation that will only lead to lifelong loneliness.
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Old 04-03-11, 10:29 AM   #6
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Stupid! I hate to break it to you Son, but your stuff ain't that great. This is a prime example of someone feeling they are so fabulous that they will put him/herself in a situation that will only lead to lifelong loneliness.
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Old 04-03-11, 10:30 AM   #7
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I was briefly dating three, when one fateful day:
1. One dumped me.
2. The other two learned about each other and both told me to get lost.

That was a bad day.
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Old 04-03-11, 10:35 AM   #8
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Is this a retaliation of sorts for the last relationship's bad ending?
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Old 04-03-11, 12:58 PM   #9
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Have never tried to "juggle" more than one at at time, as I would not like to be on the other end of the juggling.
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Old 04-03-11, 01:00 PM   #10
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Less than one usually.
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Is this a retaliation of sorts for the last relationship's bad ending?
I would have to say Yes. Yes it is!
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As long as they are all aware of each other it shouldn't be an issue.
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As long as they are all aware of each other it shouldn't be an issue.
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If you want to play the field, say so. Then the women don't have anything to complain about.
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Old 04-03-11, 01:52 PM   #14
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As many as Tude will let me. None.

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Old 04-03-11, 02:13 PM   #15
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I was dating 3 (they all knew about each other) until a 4th found my heart. I happily gave all of them up for that 4th. Said 4th and I just finished up a great Sunday hike.
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I was dating 3 (they all knew about each other) until a 4th found my heart. I happily gave all of them up for that 4th. Said 4th and I just finished up a great Sunday hike.
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Same thing here.

Edit: Annnd of course I tried introducing them to see where that would go.
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In casually dating, I've found one can pull it off. If any one starts to get more serious than the others, you might as well quit then.
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So, are you asking "in one night"? If so, the answer is two.
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Same thing here.

Edit: Annnd of course I tried introducing them to see where that would go.
I thought about that for about two seconds, as numbers 1-3 are all bisexual, but #4 isn't. Also, I wouldn't want to introduce the crazy that 1-3 have. #4 is Jewish (as am I) and #1 was anti-Israel, so that was out; #2 ended up moving out of town; and #1 found a beau of her own.

Initially I thought it was slightly tragic, but then I realized how uncomplicated and beautiful it made things.

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Amateur.
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Old 04-03-11, 05:02 PM   #20
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I'm a giving person...I like to give them each about 50% of what they should get.
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I can't juggle.
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