An ottoman ... 'bout time.
Matching end tables?
Nope and nope.
Pair of monochromatic socks.
The most powerful handgun in the world
A king sized bed with room for Ming, Tude, and if you behave, you.
You are all so very very wrong.
P.S. I am buying a new bed but that doesn't count.
A house to put that bed in?
. “He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.”- Fredrick Nietzsche
"We can judge the heart of a man by his treatment of animals." - Immanuel Kant
Is it bigger than a breadbox?
An atomic clock that projects the time on the ceiling?
Snohomish County, Washington USA
A tandem bike for you and Tude?
A baby crib
"I heard the music and I wrote to it. Some people beat drums, some people strum guitars. It's all in the music you hear" ~ Hunter S. Thompson
A ceiling mounted mirror?