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    Throttle dspaff088's Avatar
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    i feel like, as a male, if i went with the wine rack... no body would ask me **** lol
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    Some thoughts:

    1) Go online and become an Ordained Minister, then claim that all those bottles of Red are "Sacramental Wine"
    2) Camelbak
    3) Store the booze safely inside of you - less spillage that way.

    No judgment here on the need to drink on a cruise ship. I've been on two cruises, and both required massive amounts of alcohol just to be tolerable - can't handle being confined to a floating Vegas Hotel for 7 days, water slides, climbing walls and swimming pool notwithstanding.
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    Ha ha...my mom in her 70's is going on her first cruise soon. She's planning on putting gin in water bottles.

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    just hijack the ship and run it aground next to a liquor store.
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    Quote Originally Posted by RunningPirate View Post
    Some thoughts:

    1) Go online and become an Ordained Minister, then claim that all those bottles of Red are "Sacramental Wine"
    2) Camelbak
    3) Store the booze safely inside of you - less spillage that way.

    No judgment here on the need to drink on a cruise ship. I've been on two cruises, and both required massive amounts of alcohol just to be tolerable - can't handle being confined to a floating Vegas Hotel for 7 days, water slides, climbing walls and swimming pool notwithstanding.
    Depends. There is a point of diminishing returns when it will, for all intents and purposes, spill.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tude View Post
    LOL - I guess I would have to go with the Wine Rack, yes?
    You could wear the Beer Belly and tell people that you're 5 months in. They might give you the stink-eye if they see you drinking after you've made that claim, though.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
    just hijack the ship and run it aground next to a liquor store.
    Wasn't that the plot to Speed 2?
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigbenaugust View Post
    Wasn't that the plot to Speed 2?
    Speed 2 had a plot??????

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    derailleurs are overrated bigbenaugust's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by bikecrate View Post
    Speed 2 had a plot??????
    Yes, and I believe running a cruise ship aground next to a liquor store was it. There may also have been explosives and Sandra Bullock involved.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigbenaugust View Post
    Do they serve Yoo-Hoo on the ship? Maybe you should smuggle some of that instead.
    You know what? We all love Yoohoo, especially Yoohoo with a little rum
    Punctuation is important. It's the difference between "I helped my uncle, Jack, off a horse" and "I helped my uncle Jack off a horse"


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    Quote Originally Posted by Bikernator View Post
    I tried to talk the guy out of it, but he refused to be budged, so now if I'm going to drop a grand on his wedding cruise instead of a dive trip, of course I have no problem with it, but I'm doing it on my own terms.
    Youch. I'm not a fan of destination weddings.
    Punctuation is important. It's the difference between "I helped my uncle, Jack, off a horse" and "I helped my uncle Jack off a horse"


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    derailleurs are overrated bigbenaugust's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by himespau View Post
    You know what? We all love Yoohoo, especially Yoohoo with a little rum
    I will have to try that sometime.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Big Daddy View Post
    Sonny: Man this Yoohoo is good, you know what else is good, smoking dope. I ain't gonna rat you out. You know, puffing the cheeba, go by the see saw smoke a j. You know what I'm talking about?
    Jared: I have a belly button.
    Sonny: You have a belly button, well we all have belly buttons. You know what? We all love Yoohoo, especially Yoohoo with a little rum.
    Jared: What's rum?
    Sonny: You don't know what Rum is?
    Jared: Rumplestilskin?
    Sonny: Rumplestilskin's a good man. So are you guys. Hey, stay clean, stay focused, stay strong. Frankenstein, have fun with your friends.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bikernator View Post
    I don't think I can afford to pay the tab on how much I want to drink
    You have to befriend a member of the cruise staff, and get them to supply drinks from the crew lounge. Most crew pay $1 for drinks. Officers (and some entertainers) pay 50 for drinks.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bob Ross View Post
    You have to befriend a member of the cruise staff, and get them to supply drinks from the crew lounge. Most crew pay $1 for drinks. Officers (and some entertainers) pay 50 for drinks.
    I've got something similar lined up. One of my buddy's dad is going, and he and his wife are easily persuaded to indulge in booze with the young bucks, and are quite well off. Hopefully he puts everything on his tab. On the other hand, if he discovers the fruits of this discussion, it could backfire as I am forced to pour him drinks from my stash...
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    The Listerine sounds like a good one. You could get a couple bottles of saline solution, empty them, fill with vodka or rum.

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    There are a lot of different techniques, you've got rum runners, empty Listerine/shampoo bottles, body flasks, the water/ice tea bottle pack method of filling one with alcohol, if they allow you to bring wine on you can dump the wine and fill it with hard liquor. All these techniques and more are found at: http://www.rockbottomcruises.com/alcohol_on_cruise.html
    It even tells you how to pack them and what happens if you get caught.

    Hope this helps.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bike4life44 View Post
    There are a lot of different techniques, you've got rum runners, empty Listerine/shampoo bottles, body flasks, the water/ice tea bottle pack method of filling one with alcohol, if they allow you to bring wine on you can dump the wine and fill it with hard liquor. All these techniques and more are found at: http://www.rockbottomcruises.com/alcohol_on_cruise.html
    It even tells you how to pack them and what happens if you get caught.

    Hope this helps.
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    Did they ever make it back? It was only supposed to be a three hour tour.
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